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Quoted: And if you had another the one would have a friend.Quoted: Yeah? well we have the brain cell Quoted: Quoted: Maybe so but it's not even slightly funny, so you ruseSomeone is going to repost this in every Brit-bashing thread we have. But we still have more guns and such... |
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MA! GET ME ANOTHER BEER! I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE HOUSE! It was a great story. This guy's buddy lived in that house and it was going to be torn down. In his wisdom he wanted to drive his truck over it before it was bulldozed. Truck got stuck, hillarity ensued, dude started drinkin' (or was shitfaced when he started) and the local news got it all on tape! |
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MA! GET ME ANOTHER BEER! I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE HOUSE! It was a great story. This guy's buddy lived in that house and it was going to be torn down. In his wisdom he wanted to drive his truck over it before it was bulldozed. Truck got stuck, hillarity ensued, dude started drinkin' (or was shitfaced when he started) and the local news got it all on tape! someone lived in that house? the truck on top of it is worth more than the whole place ! |
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<Porn gif removed. ––tbk1> I did NOT post a porn gif... I hotlinked to bannedinhollywood dot com and they changed the pic. Do you guys honestly think that it would have taken four hours for anyone to notice? (That's a rhetorical question, directed at no one in particular) Sorry for the trouble. I don't doubt that's exactly what happened....but while you may not have intended to post porn you need to realize that you are responsible for the content of any link you post. If you are posting a picture make sure you aren't going to get hit by the bandwidth switcheroo. |
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<Porn gif removed. ––tbk1> I did NOT post a porn gif... I hotlinked to bannedinhollywood dot com and they changed the pic. Do you guys honestly think that it would have taken four hours for anyone to notice? (That's a rhetorical question, directed at no one in particular) Sorry for the trouble. I don't doubt that's exactly what happened....but while you may not have intended to post porn you need to realize that you are responsible for the content of any link you post. If you are posting a picture make sure you aren't going to get hit by the bandwidth switcheroo. Roger, wilco. Earlier I had some pics from thechive.com I wanted to post, but now I'm gun-shy, or rather, nasty porn-shy. |
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<Porn gif removed. ––tbk1> I did NOT post a porn gif... I hotlinked to bannedinhollywood dot com and they changed the pic. Do you guys honestly think that it would have taken four hours for anyone to notice? (That's a rhetorical question, directed at no one in particular) Sorry for the trouble. I don't doubt that's exactly what happened....but while you may not have intended to post porn you need to realize that you are responsible for the content of any link you post. If you are posting a picture make sure you aren't going to get hit by the bandwidth switcheroo. Roger, wilco. Earlier I had some pics from thechive.com I wanted to post, but now I'm gun-shy, or rather, nasty porn-shy. Re-host then post... |
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Re-host then post... Actually, I think Chive is OK with it, in fact, I think that by watermarking their pics it's free advertising... I found out about that site from a pic posted to arfcom. I just didn't click "submit" because it's a little soon after last night's events. |
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can someone get me the blank for this one? or generate me one with poop instead of shit? |
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There is actually a world record for distance of ejaculation?? Dunno if I am more surprised by that or the fact it is 18 feet!! Gives me something to work towards. I wonder how he pulled that off? |
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There is actually a world record for distance of ejaculation?? Dunno if I am more surprised by that or the fact it is 18 feet!! Gives me something to work towards. I wonder how he pulled that off? lots of practice |
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Quoted: Quoted: There is actually a world record for distance of ejaculation?? Dunno if I am more surprised by that or the fact it is 18 feet!! Gives me something to work towards. I wonder how he pulled that off? 30 (or so) years ago there was a letter in Penthouse where the dude claimed that his girlfriend would force air up his cock with a syringe, then he'd hit the wall 15 feet away when he spooged. |
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I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head. LOL Did his teacher mention anything? I wonder if he/she even noticed it! I'm sure kindergarten teachers have seen everything. I looked at the picture for several minutes trying to come up with a logical reason. Ultimately, I had to wake him up so he could explain it to me. His look was just as hilarious. "Daddy, its a cat! See, here are the feet, the body and the head!" ...at which point he'll say, "You really fell for that?" |
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That said: People who put a firearm in the hands of a noob with little or no instruction or warning of the (hoped for) results because LULz may ensue are reprehensible. It's dangerous. In this case disfigurement was clearly possible. otherwise the disclaimer would have been pointless, and it's probable that a potential enthusiast was most likely turned into an 'I almost got killed by a gun, and it was a definite learning experience..." citizen. She may not have been gun-smart, but she was taken advantage of for a cheap laugh by a stupid prick. It creates enemies of firearms,and we don't need uneducated enemies in numbers greater than exist. I'm pissed at the bonehead who set up the situation and let it play out. It's at least as dangerous as the 'wedding photo' post because this gun was clearly loaded while the pistols in the wedding photo post should have been treated as loaded. I may be a jerk who doesn't get a joke, but it aint funny. I am with you all the way on that. A guy got killed at a range up here a few years ago because he thought that would be funny and set someone up like that who wasn't prepared for the recoil. Her hand snapped back, in her panic she got off another round, hit the guy behind her in the head/neck (not sure which). |
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That said: People who put a firearm in the hands of a noob with little or no instruction or warning of the (hoped for) results because LULz may ensue are reprehensible. It's dangerous. In this case disfigurement was clearly possible. otherwise the disclaimer would have been pointless, and it's probable that a potential enthusiast was most likely turned into an 'I almost got killed by a gun, and it was a definite learning experience..." citizen. She may not have been gun-smart, but she was taken advantage of for a cheap laugh by a stupid prick. It creates enemies of firearms,and we don't need uneducated enemies in numbers greater than exist. I'm pissed at the bonehead who set up the situation and let it play out. It's at least as dangerous as the 'wedding photo' post because this gun was clearly loaded while the pistols in the wedding photo post should have been treated as loaded. I may be a jerk who doesn't get a joke, but it aint funny. I am with you all the way on that. A guy got killed at a range up here a few years ago because he thought that would be funny and set someone up like that who wasn't prepared for the recoil. Her hand snapped back, in her panic she got off another round, hit the guy behind her in the head/neck (not sure which). I totally agree. My BIL did have a great saying that everyone is good for something, even if they are only good for being a bad example. After watching some ass-hattery on youtube, I typically give a novice shooting a semi auto for the first time a single round. Just in case they react poorly to the recoil on the first shot. One more layer of safety and easing them into shooting. |
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