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Posted: 11/4/2012 10:24:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 10:27:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 10:33:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 11:16:20 PM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious. 
After seeing some other people's attempts: Attention To all the onlookers, the Computer is not for finger poking and grabbing. it's easy to snap the spring work and blow a fuse, and when pops and sparks are happening it's not to be used by idiots. The rubber neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. Now that it's been unraveled into something like coherent speech... Yes I can see how that warning would be funny to someone who didn't need it and utterly useless to someone who did. The point is that you're supposed to just sound it out vs trying to translate jibberish. It makes you sound like you're speaking with a terrible German accent and saying funny things at the same time. Sheesh. Except that it's too small to read, and nobody knows what the fuck that machine is, so there is no context to try and sound out what that jibberish is. 
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Posted: 11/4/2012 11:18:10 PM EDT
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Ok people, the german joke failed, no need to keep talking about it.
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Posted: 11/4/2012 11:18:30 PM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious.
After seeing some other people's attempts: Attention To all the onlookers, the Computer is not for finger poking and grabbing. it's easy to snap the spring work and blow a fuse, and when pops and sparks are happening it's not to be used by idiots. The rubber neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. Now that it's been unraveled into something like coherent speech... Yes I can see how that warning would be funny to someone who didn't need it and utterly useless to someone who did. The point is that you're supposed to just sound it out vs trying to translate jibberish. It makes you sound like you're speaking with a terrible German accent and saying funny things at the same time. Sheesh. Except that it's too small to read, and nobody knows what the fuck that machine is, so there is no context to try and sound out what that jibberish is. What a bunch of whiney buzzkills in this thread lately... |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 11:20:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: Except that it's too small to read, and nobody knows what the fuck that machine is, so there is no context to try and sound out what that jibberish is. 
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Posted: 11/4/2012 11:22:13 PM EDT
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I've always enjoyed those fake German signs.
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Posted: 11/4/2012 11:23:45 PM EDT
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Except that it's too small to read, and nobody knows what the fuck that machine is, so there is no context to try and sound out what that jibberish is. http://images.cryhavok.org/d/20782-2/Oh+for+Fucks+Sake.jpg I lost. 
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Posted: 11/5/2012 1:33:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 2:06:11 AM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious.
After seeing some other people's attempts: Attention To all the onlookers, the Computer is not for finger poking and grabbing. it's easy to snap the spring work and blow a fuse, and when pops and sparks are happening it's not to be used by idiots. The rubber neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. Now that it's been unraveled into something like coherent speech... Yes I can see how that warning would be funny to someone who didn't need it and utterly useless to someone who did. The point is that you're supposed to just sound it out vs trying to translate jibberish. It makes you sound like you're speaking with a terrible German accent and saying funny things at the same time. Sheesh. Except that it's too small to read, and nobody knows what the fuck that machine is, so there is no context to try and sound out what that jibberish is. 10/10 |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 2:07:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 2:19:07 AM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious.
After seeing some other people's attempts: Attention To all the onlookers, the Computer is not for finger poking and grabbing. it's easy to snap the spring work and blow a fuse, and when pops and sparks are happening it's not to be used by idiots. The rubber neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. Now that it's been unraveled into something like coherent speech... Yes I can see how that warning would be funny to someone who didn't need it and utterly useless to someone who did. The point is that you're supposed to just sound it out vs trying to translate jibberish. It makes you sound like you're speaking with a terrible German accent and saying funny things at the same time. Sheesh. Except that it's too small to read, and nobody knows what the fuck that machine is, so there is no context to try and sound out what that jibberish is. What a bunch of whiney buzzkills in this thread lately... I don't know what you're talking about, this has been the funniest thing in a while. |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 2:27:32 AM EDT
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Please stop the giant quote trees.
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Posted: 11/5/2012 6:13:35 AM EDT
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Except that it's too small to read, and nobody knows what the fuck that machine is, so there is no context to try and sound out what that jibberish is. http://images.cryhavok.org/d/20782-2/Oh+for+Fucks+Sake.jpg I lost. Me too. Best thing to come out of "komputermachine" joke. |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 6:23:08 AM EDT
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...Sang to the tune of 'Ol MacDonald Had a Farm...
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Please stop the giant quote trees. Doo dah Doo dah Everybody now! |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 6:40:43 AM EDT
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Not really funny, but I smiled when I saw it:
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Posted: 11/5/2012 6:41:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 7:10:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 7:11:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 7:33:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:07:08 AM EDT
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You want real funny, turn on the English(transcribed) captions and watch the video with no sound |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:16:01 AM EDT
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Ok people, the german joke failed, no need to keep talking about it. Oh, the discussion is a lot more entertaining than the stenciled text on the generator. |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:19:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:19:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:21:13 AM EDT
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edit Are you fucking retarded? |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:27:01 AM EDT
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[[/url] Are you fucking retarded? And yet you quoted it, making it so the OP can't remove it, and mods have to delete it in multiple places.
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:30:37 AM EDT
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Wasn't as bad as a lot of other shit posted.
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:33:33 AM EDT
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[[/url] Are you fucking retarded? And yet you quoted it, making it so the OP can't remove it, and mods have to delete it in multiple places. I'm more upset about the fact that there doesn't seem to be any tension on the sling. |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:35:16 AM EDT
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Wasn't as bad as a lot of other shit posted. I think it was the KKK white power symbols on the collars of the people around him. If not for those it probably would have been "ok" 
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:37:35 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: [[/url] Are you fucking retarded? And yet you quoted it, making it so the OP can't remove it, and mods have to delete it in multiple places. I'm more upset about the fact that there doesn't seem to be any tension on the sling. wrong photo |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:39:08 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Wasn't as bad as a lot of other shit posted. I think it was the KKK white power symbols on the collars of the people around him. If not for those it probably would have been "ok" Thought they were symbols from V for Vendetta. Either way, was funny.  |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:45:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:50:41 AM EDT
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[[/url] Are you fucking retarded? And yet you quoted it, making it so the OP can't remove it, and mods have to delete it in multiple places. I'm more upset about the fact that there doesn't seem to be any tension on the sling. wrong photo Oops. Firewall here blocks a lot of the photos. I can't see the one that caused the ruckus, which is probably a good thing. |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 8:54:54 AM EDT
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Oops. Firewall here blocks a lot of the photos. I can't see the one that caused the ruckus, which is probably a good thing. Obama shaking hands, with a bucket of KFC, a watermelon etc photoshopped in... |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 9:02:21 AM EDT
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The last few pages have been pure faggotry. I hate you all.
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Posted: 11/5/2012 9:09:45 AM EDT
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Fine, fuck you all.
Let's just go back to people beating their goddamn meatflaps and bitching about stupid shit. |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 9:11:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 9:48:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 10:06:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 10:31:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 10:44:19 AM EDT
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I was clicking though the related suggestions and got this jem
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Posted: 11/5/2012 11:25:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 11:29:45 AM EDT
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Let's just take it easy there Freddie. I think we all know that doesn't interest you. |
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Posted: 11/5/2012 12:03:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 12:06:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 12:10:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 12:21:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 12:29:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2012 12:32:37 PM EDT
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I can't translate that from German to English. Something about a fuse and tourists I think. 
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