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Posted: 2/28/2011 11:04:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head.  LOL Did his teacher mention anything? I wonder if he/she even noticed it!
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Posted: 2/28/2011 11:10:14 PM EDT
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I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head. LOL Did his teacher mention anything? I wonder if he/she even noticed it! I'm sure kindergarten teachers have seen everything. I looked at the picture for several minutes trying to come up with a logical reason. Ultimately, I had to wake him up so he could explain it to me. His look was just as hilarious. "Daddy, its a cat! See, here are the feet, the body and the head!"
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Posted: 2/28/2011 11:28:47 PM EDT
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I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head. LOL Did his teacher mention anything? I wonder if he/she even noticed it! I'm sure kindergarten teachers have seen everything. I looked at the picture for several minutes trying to come up with a logical reason. Ultimately, I had to wake him up so he could explain it to me. His look was just as hilarious. "Daddy, its a cat! See, here are the feet, the body and the head!" the head you say |
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Posted: 2/28/2011 11:41:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head. I lost bad |
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Posted: 3/1/2011 2:01:36 AM EDT
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Girls got bandy legs, too. |
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Posted: 3/1/2011 2:12:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head. I've got bad news about your son... |
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Posted: 3/1/2011 6:44:15 AM EDT
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I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head.  
what did the teacher have to say about that? |
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Posted: 3/1/2011 9:49:28 AM EDT
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I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head. I've got bad news about your son...
TRG |
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Posted: 3/1/2011 10:51:55 AM EDT
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It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head. I rost, rearry rost. |
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Posted: 3/1/2011 12:01:51 PM EDT
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True story from a couple weeks ago.
My kids were trying to make up jokes. "What do you call a duck with no hair," one of them asks. "A duck with feathers?" I reply. "Oh...then what do you call a duck with no feathers?" "Christmas dinner at a Chinese restaurant?" I ask in response, "...and I think it's smiling at me." 
Not to give up so easily my 5 year old little spitfire fires back, "What do you call a chicken with no pecker?!" My wife and I together: 
me, "A hen?" My wife:
she nearly fell out of her chair, for real. |
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Posted: 3/1/2011 2:40:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: True story from a couple weeks ago. My kids were trying to make up jokes. "What do you call a duck with no hair," one of them asks. "A duck with feathers?" I reply. "Oh...then what do you call a duck with no feathers?" "Christmas dinner at a Chinese restaurant?" I ask in response, "...and I think it's smiling at me." Not to give up so easily my 5 year old little spitfire fires back, "What do you call a chicken with no pecker?!" My wife and I together: me, "A hen?" My wife: she nearly fell out of her chair, for real.  |
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Posted: 3/1/2011 5:39:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/1/2011 5:50:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/1/2011 6:00:22 PM EDT
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and awaaaaaaay we go
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Posted: 3/1/2011 6:16:48 PM EDT
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This is why we can't have nice things!
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Posted: 3/1/2011 6:26:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/1/2011 7:27:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/2/2011 8:27:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/2/2011 11:01:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 1:08:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 1:30:53 AM EDT
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Holy crap, this guy is a psychic... Note the marketing pitch in the second to last frame... 
_MaH |
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Posted: 3/3/2011 1:45:06 AM EDT
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I should at least get honorable mention for this one. My son drew a picture at school today with everything that ends in "at". Left side: Hat Mat Bat Right side: Tree (Hey, he's in kindergarten, give him a break) ...Can you guess what the bottom right picture is??? http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj296/dispatch55126/scan0004.jpg It's a cat, you perverts. The "hairy balls" is its paws with claws. The "shaft" is its body and the "drip" is its head. 
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Posted: 3/3/2011 4:56:27 AM EDT
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Sad to say... but I was actually on that floor at OU when they posted that. We all got a damn laugh out of it... and found out it was real from the RA. |
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Posted: 3/3/2011 8:17:05 AM EDT
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Sad to say... but I was actually on that floor at OU when they posted that. We all got a damn laugh out of it... and found out it was real from the RA. So you are admitting that you were at the scene of the crime? Would you mind coming downtown with us? We have a few more questions for you... 
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Posted: 3/3/2011 8:28:21 AM EDT
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 cool |
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Posted: 3/3/2011 8:34:48 AM EDT
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Holy crap, this guy is a psychic... Note the marketing pitch in the second to last frame... http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/apple/header.png http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/apple/1.png http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/apple/2.png http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/apple/3.png http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/apple/4.png http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/apple/end.png _MaH I know a guy across the hall from my office just like that! |
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Posted: 3/3/2011 9:21:19 AM EDT
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OK help me out with this one. I know the new iPad dropped this week. But what does cancer have to do with it? |
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Posted: 3/3/2011 9:27:57 AM EDT
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OK help me out with this one. I know the new iPad dropped this week. But what does cancer have to do with it? Made Steve Jobs thinner. |
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Posted: 3/3/2011 10:08:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 10:23:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 10:25:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 10:28:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 10:30:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 11:17:51 AM EDT
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Oh god that is going to keep me up at night. I can just imagine consoling into a server via lights out card (or DRAC) and seeing the message "a network cable is unplugged" I emailed that to all my IT brethren, they laughed and cries simultaneously. |
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Posted: 3/3/2011 12:34:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 5:19:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 7:12:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2011 10:53:49 PM EDT
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That's awesome. I live in Louisville..any idea what business that is? |
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Posted: 3/3/2011 10:57:19 PM EDT
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Sad to say... but I was actually on that floor at OU when they posted that. We all got a damn laugh out of it... and found out it was real from the RA. Really? That seems like something I'd do if I got my hands on of some of the right blank paper. |
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Posted: 3/4/2011 12:08:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: Sad to say... but I was actually on that floor at OU when they posted that. We all got a damn laugh out of it... and found out it was real from the RA. That was a popular joke for quite a while, every dorm in Chico had it with different names on it, and then when I told a friend going to Davis about it they sent me a picture of their RAs board and he did it too. Still classic though and it got people to wear their damn flipflops |
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Posted: 3/4/2011 12:18:01 AM EDT
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Sad to say... but I was actually on that floor at OU when they posted that. We all got a damn laugh out of it... and found out it was real from the RA. Really? That seems like something I'd do if I got my hands on of some of the right blank paper. I can't say if that is the real deal or not (as you said, get some letterhead, which isn't hard, and it would be easy to do) but I can say that I went to OU and worked there for a while after graduating. During those years I do remember there were always plumbing and similar problems in the 'Freshman Towers', of which Walker is one. Popped up in the campus newspaper from time to time. |
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Posted: 3/4/2011 12:43:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2011 12:45:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2011 1:18:48 AM EDT
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Not funny, but that video was awesome! |
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Posted: 3/4/2011 1:37:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2011 1:44:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: Not funny, but that video was awesome! Damn, you weren't kidding. That was amazing. |
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Posted: 3/4/2011 6:36:47 AM EDT
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Not funny, but that video was awesome! Damn, you weren't kidding. That was amazing. "Aw fuck now I have to peddle all the back up the hill" |
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Posted: 3/4/2011 7:27:40 AM EDT
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Lost, really, really hard. 
Kharn |
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Posted: 3/4/2011 8:13:46 AM EDT
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Considering her weight it probably took as much energy to just stand up straight as it did for the rest to jump. |
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Posted: 3/4/2011 8:28:56 AM EDT
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Considering her weight it probably took as much energy to just stand up straight as it did for the rest to jump. Actually, it's missing the first frame... she jumped first, 2nd frame she lands, third frame the earth is pushed down from underneath the other girls. Also, between the 2nd and 3rd frames she eats the girl who's fifth from the left. |
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