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Link Posted: 9/24/2012 4:13:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2012 4:26:28 PM EDT
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Received this in an email:

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS?!?!?!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."
Link Posted: 9/24/2012 4:26:34 PM EDT
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Jesus why did I watch that?
Joke - a Communist, a Muslim, and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender asks - "what would you like to drink Mr President?"





 
Link Posted: 9/24/2012 4:28:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2012 4:31:32 PM EDT
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Oooooohhhhhhh, Amelican Bleckfast !!

Link Posted: 9/24/2012 4:41:35 PM EDT
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Oooooohhhhhhh, Amelican Bleckfast !!




I did the SAME thing while in Japan. Even my Japanese friend told me to stop taking fotos of literally everything LOL
Link Posted: 9/24/2012 5:05:29 PM EDT
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I busted out laughing every time they showed the fat woman.  



thats fanfreakintastic
Link Posted: 9/24/2012 5:12:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2012 5:14:25 PM EDT
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I busted out laughing every time they showed the fat woman.  



Holy fucking shit




deep seated, spiritual, heat seeking missile.
Link Posted: 9/24/2012 5:15:03 PM EDT
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I busted out laughing every time they showed the fat woman.  



This lady is a fucking riot.  She has a video out there talking about no good men who can't even take a woman out to long john silvers.
Link Posted: 9/24/2012 5:28:07 PM EDT
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This woman is great. She is local, I'm going to have to watch this live and call in.































Link Posted: 9/24/2012 5:44:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2012 8:28:58 PM EDT
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I busted out laughing every time they showed the fat woman.  







Holy fucking shit








http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q139/DAL2750/dickslapwtf.png



Whats a dick ?













 
Link Posted: 9/24/2012 10:24:37 PM EDT
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My dag.

Link Posted: 9/24/2012 10:29:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2012 10:36:51 PM EDT
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I busted out laughing every time they showed the fat woman.  












Holy fucking shit












http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q139/DAL2750/dickslapwtf.png














"LIKE A ROCKET"










 
 
Link Posted: 9/24/2012 10:52:05 PM EDT
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That's what I thought when I first saw that statue....
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Link Posted: 9/25/2012 12:37:53 AM EDT
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Ah, an Arfcom get-together.



"Okay, everybody post Dinner Pics!"



 
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 12:46:20 AM EDT
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Ah, an Arfcom get-together.

"Okay, everybody post Dinner Pics!"
 


I'd eat whatever is in that cast iron skillet.
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 12:50:20 AM EDT
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Ah, an Arfcom get-together.



"Okay, everybody post Dinner Pics!"

 




I'd eat whatever is in that cast iron skillet.
Which one?





 
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Link Posted: 9/25/2012 11:02:01 AM EDT
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Hah. I did that last week on vacation myself.



 
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 11:04:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/25/2012 11:23:39 AM EDT
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Okay, the baseball one got me.
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Link Posted: 9/25/2012 3:42:12 PM EDT
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Figured I'd make my own, and jump on the meme bandwagon
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 3:46:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/25/2012 3:49:45 PM EDT
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The Japanese win again!  


I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that.  

I think the little Spideys are kind of cute.  
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 3:58:45 PM EDT
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The Japanese win again!  


I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that.  

I think the little Spideys are kind of cute.  


My wife had dreams/nightmares that Bill Clinton was trying to flirt with her.  For years she couldn't stand the sight of him on TV or anywhere else.
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 4:01:27 PM EDT
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The Japanese win again!  


I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that.  

I think the little Spideys are kind of cute.  


My wife had dreams/nightmares that Bill Clinton was trying to flirt with her.  For years she couldn't stand the sight of him on TV or anywhere else.


I had one where I packed the baby up in some luggage, went about my business, then realized what I'd done and started tearing the room apart, desperately trying to find it.  

And one that was actually really cool where I somehow took the very tiny, not nearly fully developed baby out of my stomach, played with it and loved on it for a while and then put it back so that it could finish gestating.  
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 4:03:37 PM EDT
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The Japanese win again!  






I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that.  





I think the little Spideys are kind of cute.  



My wife keeps birthing Labrador puppies in her dreams.  ETA:  She's had the one where she takes it out, plays with it, and puts it back, as well.



















 
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 4:05:48 PM EDT
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http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h103/feldmarschel/120924_seahawks_refs_2.jpg

Figured I'd make my own, and jump on the meme bandwagon


I don't get it.
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 4:05:57 PM EDT
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The Japanese win again!  


I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that.  

I think the little Spideys are kind of cute.  

My wife keeps birthing Labrador puppies in her dreams.  ETA:  She's had the one where she takes it out, plays with it, and puts it back, as well.



 


Dude, you just reposted my pic from last page or two

Link Posted: 9/25/2012 4:09:18 PM EDT
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Dude, you just reposted my pic from last page or two





God damn it.  The internet is hard and stuff.

 





Link Posted: 9/25/2012 4:09:30 PM EDT
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Good to know I'm not the only freak who's had that dream.    No offense to your wife.  

Link Posted: 9/25/2012 4:14:31 PM EDT
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No offense taken, of course.  She has a great sense of humor.  Hell, she sends me half the pictures I post.  The other half are gathered from earlier in the thread.





Link Posted: 9/25/2012 4:36:13 PM EDT
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http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h103/feldmarschel/120924_seahawks_refs_2.jpg
Figured I'd make my own, and jump on the meme bandwagon

I don't get it.


Really?

The refs are calling out "goal" (a soccer term) during a football game (where the score is called a "touchdown). It's mocking the replacement refs and implying that they are confused as to which sport they are refereeing. It's the same format as the other referee memes where they mention bases, 7th downs, and other irrelevant terms.
Link Posted: 9/25/2012 5:09:25 PM EDT
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