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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS?!?!?!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf." |
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Quoted: Jesus why did I watch that? Quoted: What's that from? I must know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 Joke - a Communist, a Muslim, and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender asks - "what would you like to drink Mr President?" |
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I did the SAME thing while in Japan. Even my Japanese friend told me to stop taking fotos of literally everything LOL |
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What's that from? I must know. Gangnam Style |
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thats fanfreakintastic |
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Holy fucking shit deep seated, spiritual, heat seeking missile. |
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This lady is a fucking riot. She has a video out there talking about no good men who can't even take a woman out to long john silvers. |
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Those are great. As someone who lives in the great American wasteland (dry, dusty, tarantula nd scorpion filled part of fly-over country) I can empathise. |
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That's what I thought when I first saw that statue.... |
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Ah, an Arfcom get-together. "Okay, everybody post Dinner Pics!" I'd eat whatever is in that cast iron skillet. |
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Quoted: Which one?Quoted: Ah, an Arfcom get-together. "Okay, everybody post Dinner Pics!" I'd eat whatever is in that cast iron skillet. |
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http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/nfl-replacement-ref-meme-17.jpg http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/532233_962285824837_321375668_n.jpg Those are great! That call, by the way, is even being covered by the Filipino language stations, here. When you make a fuckup that epic, it makes worldwide news. |
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mas8ogWuA91r0zfir.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_malospPTAD1qcxcjfo1_250.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mashg4f3Lp1qdlh1io1_400.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_man1w300Xd1qdlh1io1_250.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamxapZksk1qdlh1io1_400.gif I remember our school had a TV in every classroom on a super tall skinny cart. And of course it had the strap on it so the TV wouldn't fall, just the entire contraption. |
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I laughed way too hard at that. |
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The Japanese win again! I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that. I think the little Spideys are kind of cute. |
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The Japanese win again! I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that. I think the little Spideys are kind of cute. My wife had dreams/nightmares that Bill Clinton was trying to flirt with her. For years she couldn't stand the sight of him on TV or anywhere else. |
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The Japanese win again! I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that. I think the little Spideys are kind of cute. My wife had dreams/nightmares that Bill Clinton was trying to flirt with her. For years she couldn't stand the sight of him on TV or anywhere else. I had one where I packed the baby up in some luggage, went about my business, then realized what I'd done and started tearing the room apart, desperately trying to find it. And one that was actually really cool where I somehow took the very tiny, not nearly fully developed baby out of my stomach, played with it and loved on it for a while and then put it back so that it could finish gestating. |
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Quoted: I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that. I think the little Spideys are kind of cute. My wife keeps birthing Labrador puppies in her dreams. ETA: She's had the one where she takes it out, plays with it, and puts it back, as well. |
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http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h103/feldmarschel/120924_seahawks_refs_2.jpg Figured I'd make my own, and jump on the meme bandwagon I don't get it. |
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The Japanese win again! I can guarantee that every pregnant woman has had a dream more disturbing than that. I think the little Spideys are kind of cute. My wife keeps birthing Labrador puppies in her dreams. ETA: She's had the one where she takes it out, plays with it, and puts it back, as well. Dude, you just reposted my pic from last page or two |
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http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h103/feldmarschel/120924_seahawks_refs_2.jpg Figured I'd make my own, and jump on the meme bandwagon I don't get it. Really? The refs are calling out "goal" (a soccer term) during a football game (where the score is called a "touchdown). It's mocking the replacement refs and implying that they are confused as to which sport they are refereeing. It's the same format as the other referee memes where they mention bases, 7th downs, and other irrelevant terms. |
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