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Link Posted: 9/21/2012 4:33:18 PM EDT
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What the hell is this?
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 4:36:29 PM EDT
[#2]


Fun?
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 4:38:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Looks like it!
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 4:41:36 PM EDT
[#4]


How are they steering those things? Looks like a lot of fun, but the platform seems somewhat fickle.
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 4:46:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2012 4:49:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches?



Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside.  

He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me".  Sally said OK and they took care of business.

When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again".  Obviously Johnny took her offer.

Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car.  

The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck.  Of course Johnny accepted the offer.

When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went.

Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck".

Link Posted: 9/21/2012 4:53:21 PM EDT
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches?



Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside.  

He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me".  Sally said OK and they took care of business.

When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again".  Obviously Johnny took her offer.

Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car.  

The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck.  Of course Johnny accepted the offer.

When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went.

Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck".




Page ownage fail!
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 4:58:21 PM EDT
[#8]
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches?



Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside.  

He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me".  Sally said OK and they took care of business.

When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again".  Obviously Johnny took her offer.

Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car.  

The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck.  Of course Johnny accepted the offer.

When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went.

Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck".




Page ownage fail!


Maybe he's a hipster and trying to be ironic?
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 5:04:08 PM EDT
[#9]
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches?



Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside.  

He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me".  Sally said OK and they took care of business.

When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again".  Obviously Johnny took her offer.

Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car.  

The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck.  Of course Johnny accepted the offer.

When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went.

Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck".



I couldn’t without doing an edit. I fail
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 5:11:13 PM EDT
[#10]
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Fun?


JetLev Awesomeness!!!

Too bad they cost $99,500!!!

However, it appears that they have locations where they can be rented and lessons given to new "pilots." One happens to be here in AZ. Looks like I need to start saving some pennies...
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 5:11:49 PM EDT
[#11]



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Fun?





JetLev Awesomeness!!!



Too bad they cost $99,500!!!





Too much for an enema.



 
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 5:56:14 PM EDT
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That's body paint.  Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is?


I don't care about the backstory, I just want to see the front story, if you know what I mean.


Beat me to it....
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 5:59:19 PM EDT
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches?

Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside.  

He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me".  Sally said OK and they took care of business.

When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again".  Obviously Johnny took her offer.

Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car.  

The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck.  Of course Johnny accepted the offer.

When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went.

Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck".



I couldn’t without doing an edit. I fail


Too bad.  You snoozed so you loozed.
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 6:39:14 PM EDT
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That's body paint.  Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is?

Who are they flipping off?  


The guys who say American women suck.
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 6:49:05 PM EDT
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Fun?


JetLev Awesomeness!!!

Too bad they cost $99,500!!!


Too much for an enema.
 



That face plant into the water can't be pleasant.
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 7:57:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2012 8:35:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2012 9:17:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2012 9:25:26 PM EDT
[#20]








Apparentlythe designer played a bit of mario sun shine





Skip to 3 mins











 
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 10:28:38 PM EDT
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Fun?


JetLev Awesomeness!!!

Too bad they cost $99,500!!!

However, it appears that they have locations where they can be rented and lessons given to new "pilots." One happens to be here in AZ. Looks like I need to start saving some pennies...


One also happens to be near the far side of the Rte 158 bridge over Currituck Sound to the Outer Banks, and they advertise it by driving it around the sound right next to the bridge during the weekends when the entire east coast is immigrating to fucking Nags Head, snarling up traffic for twenty fucking miles because everybody is fucking stopping on the bridge to watch their gay ass squirt around on that fucking thing.
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 10:32:12 PM EDT
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Fun?


JetLev Awesomeness!!!

Too bad they cost $99,500!!!

However, it appears that they have locations where they can be rented and lessons given to new "pilots." One happens to be here in AZ. Looks like I need to start saving some pennies...


One also happens to be near the far side of the Rte 158 bridge over Currituck Sound to the Outer Banks, and they advertise it by driving it around the sound right next to the bridge during the weekends when the entire east coast is immigrating to fucking Nags Head, snarling up traffic for twenty fucking miles because everybody is fucking stopping on the bridge to watch their gay ass squirt around on that fucking thing.


LOL, UMADBRO?
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 10:41:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2012 10:56:29 PM EDT
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Fun?


JetLev Awesomeness!!!

Too bad they cost $99,500!!!

However, it appears that they have locations where they can be rented and lessons given to new "pilots." One happens to be here in AZ. Looks like I need to start saving some pennies...


One also happens to be near the far side of the Rte 158 bridge over Currituck Sound to the Outer Banks, and they advertise it by driving it around the sound right next to the bridge during the weekends when the entire east coast is immigrating to fucking Nags Head, snarling up traffic for twenty fucking miles because everybody is fucking stopping on the bridge to watch their gay ass squirt around on that fucking thing.


LOL, UMADBRO?


Hell yeah I was, I spent the entire twenty miles shifting with my left hand so I could keep the baby asleep with my right hand (we hit the traffic right at the beginning of nap time, and she would wake up every time I came to a complete stop if I didn't keep a hand on her cheek).  I briefly considered hunting the asshole down later in the week and drowning him, but I got over it.
Link Posted: 9/21/2012 11:18:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 12:47:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 12:59:41 AM EDT
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It's cool how dogs key in on stuff like that.


Love how he helps the dog over

Shame it doesn't end with the guy grabbing a shotgun and going after.
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 2:16:27 AM EDT
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It's cool how dogs key in on stuff like that.


Love how he helps the dog over

Shame it doesn't end with the guy grabbing a shotgun and going after.


GOOOOD doggy! Now go get your treat. You can have 2 pounds of that fleeing hamburger.
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 4:14:11 AM EDT
[#30]
Anyone imbed this for me please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qkAeAvnKufo

Btw, skip to 1:00 for the best part
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 4:26:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 4:30:46 AM EDT
[#32]


Holy shit! I hope Trojans are that at least that sturdy.
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 4:34:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 5:05:17 AM EDT
[#34]


How does it go?  Play stupid prizes, win stupid games?    Errrrr something like that
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 7:02:41 AM EDT
[#35]
http://vimeo.com/19378208

so funny !


 
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 8:43:50 AM EDT
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Holy shit! I hope Trojans are that at least that sturdy.


that needs to be made into a gif



 
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 8:59:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 9:09:31 AM EDT
[#38]





Am I the only one that was waiting for him to scream "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"



 
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 9:44:49 AM EDT
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Probably open carries with his camera in his spare time.
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 10:01:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 10:08:17 AM EDT
[#41]


I'm becoming a bigger fan of tasers all the time!
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 11:08:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 11:38:04 AM EDT
[#43]
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Am I the only one that was waiting for him to scream "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"
 


No I was waiting too!

Link Posted: 9/22/2012 3:31:45 PM EDT
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That's body paint.  Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is?


BACKstory, huh?
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 4:45:57 PM EDT
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That's body paint.  Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is?


BACKstory, huh?


USA Wins again.
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 4:59:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 5:21:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2012 8:43:46 PM EDT
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http://vimeo.com/19378208

so funny !

 


I love it.

 
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 8:54:20 PM EDT
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That's body paint.  Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is?


BACKstory, huh?


USA Wins again.


Hey put it this way, our flag is the biggest.
Link Posted: 9/22/2012 9:25:08 PM EDT
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