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How are they steering those things? Looks like a lot of fun, but the platform seems somewhat fickle. |
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches?
Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside. He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me". Sally said OK and they took care of business. When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again". Obviously Johnny took her offer. Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car. The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck. Of course Johnny accepted the offer. When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went. Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck". |
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches? Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside. He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me". Sally said OK and they took care of business. When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again". Obviously Johnny took her offer. Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car. The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck. Of course Johnny accepted the offer. When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went. Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck". Page ownage fail! |
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches? Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside. He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me". Sally said OK and they took care of business. When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again". Obviously Johnny took her offer. Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car. The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck. Of course Johnny accepted the offer. When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went. Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck". Page ownage fail! Maybe he's a hipster and trying to be ironic? |
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches? Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside. He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me". Sally said OK and they took care of business. When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again". Obviously Johnny took her offer. Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car. The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck. Of course Johnny accepted the offer. When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went. Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck". I couldn’t without doing an edit. I fail |
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Fun? JetLev Awesomeness!!! Too bad they cost $99,500!!! However, it appears that they have locations where they can be rented and lessons given to new "pilots." One happens to be here in AZ. Looks like I need to start saving some pennies... |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? I don't care about the backstory, I just want to see the front story, if you know what I mean. Beat me to it.... |
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Since nobody else wants it, I'm claiming page 374. How ya like that, bitches? Little Johnny got a duck for his birthday and saw Sally outside. He went up to her and said "I'll give you this duck if you have sex with me". Sally said OK and they took care of business. When Johnny was about to leave, Sally said "I'll give you the duck back if you have sex with me again". Obviously Johnny took her offer. Johnny was walking home later when his duck flew away and was run over by a car. The driver got out and, not knowing what else to do, offered Johnny $15 for his dead duck. Of course Johnny accepted the offer. When he finally got back home his mother asked where his duck went. Little Johnny said "Well Mom, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck". I couldn’t without doing an edit. I fail Too bad. You snoozed so you loozed. |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? Who are they flipping off? The guys who say American women suck. |
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Too much for an enema. That face plant into the water can't be pleasant. |
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Fun? JetLev Awesomeness!!! Too bad they cost $99,500!!! However, it appears that they have locations where they can be rented and lessons given to new "pilots." One happens to be here in AZ. Looks like I need to start saving some pennies... One also happens to be near the far side of the Rte 158 bridge over Currituck Sound to the Outer Banks, and they advertise it by driving it around the sound right next to the bridge during the weekends when the entire east coast is immigrating to fucking Nags Head, snarling up traffic for twenty fucking miles because everybody is fucking stopping on the bridge to watch their gay ass squirt around on that fucking thing. |
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Fun? JetLev Awesomeness!!! Too bad they cost $99,500!!! However, it appears that they have locations where they can be rented and lessons given to new "pilots." One happens to be here in AZ. Looks like I need to start saving some pennies... One also happens to be near the far side of the Rte 158 bridge over Currituck Sound to the Outer Banks, and they advertise it by driving it around the sound right next to the bridge during the weekends when the entire east coast is immigrating to fucking Nags Head, snarling up traffic for twenty fucking miles because everybody is fucking stopping on the bridge to watch their gay ass squirt around on that fucking thing. LOL, UMADBRO? |
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Fun? JetLev Awesomeness!!! Too bad they cost $99,500!!! However, it appears that they have locations where they can be rented and lessons given to new "pilots." One happens to be here in AZ. Looks like I need to start saving some pennies... One also happens to be near the far side of the Rte 158 bridge over Currituck Sound to the Outer Banks, and they advertise it by driving it around the sound right next to the bridge during the weekends when the entire east coast is immigrating to fucking Nags Head, snarling up traffic for twenty fucking miles because everybody is fucking stopping on the bridge to watch their gay ass squirt around on that fucking thing. LOL, UMADBRO? Hell yeah I was, I spent the entire twenty miles shifting with my left hand so I could keep the baby asleep with my right hand (we hit the traffic right at the beginning of nap time, and she would wake up every time I came to a complete stop if I didn't keep a hand on her cheek). I briefly considered hunting the asshole down later in the week and drowning him, but I got over it. |
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http://i.imgur.com/XAjw3.jpg http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x169/1bigguy/HorrorFraught3.jpg http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x169/1bigguy/HorrorFraught.jpg This thread has turned into a nonstop dupe. |
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Love how he helps the dog over Shame it doesn't end with the guy grabbing a shotgun and going after. |
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Love how he helps the dog over Shame it doesn't end with the guy grabbing a shotgun and going after. GOOOOD doggy! Now go get your treat. You can have 2 pounds of that fleeing hamburger. |
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Anyone imbed this for me please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qkAeAvnKufo Btw, skip to 1:00 for the best part |
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How does it go? Play stupid prizes, win stupid games? Errrrr something like that |
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that needs to be made into a gif |
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Am I the only one that was waiting for him to scream "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" |
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Fucking. Awesome. |
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Am I the only one that was waiting for him to scream "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" No I was waiting too! |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? BACKstory, huh? |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? BACKstory, huh? USA Wins again. |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? BACKstory, huh? USA Wins again. Hey put it this way, our flag is the biggest. |
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