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Link Posted: 2/18/2011 9:09:21 AM EDT
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http://www.stagsandhens.com/images/a_swedish_skipper.jpg


In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his Stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night, unlike the typical British Stag party where it's all arranged beforehand and everyone goes out, gets drunk and hires a stripper.

The Swedes do it different. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy and go do something funny - and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag weekend they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day.

Much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to him at all. In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden.

Imagine the groom's horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him only to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair ... neither did friend two ... nor three ... or four ...

Now check out the false beard again ...


http://www.stagsandhens.com/images/a_swedish_skipper2.jpg



d'awwwww....  that's so bromantic!

Link Posted: 2/18/2011 9:29:49 AM EDT
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Roast.
Link Posted: 2/18/2011 9:32:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/18/2011 9:47:36 AM EDT
[#4]
Guess some people might not find that funny.



 
Link Posted: 2/18/2011 11:24:30 AM EDT
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Fixed





Hit a little too close to home, did they?
I didn't make them anyhow.





 
Link Posted: 2/18/2011 2:20:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/18/2011 3:10:09 PM EDT
[#7]
I actually own this:





and yes it forces you into funny poses when you wear it.








 
Link Posted: 2/18/2011 6:57:00 PM EDT
[#8]
I saw this one over in the Pit.....
Link Posted: 2/19/2011 1:43:46 PM EDT
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I saw this one over in the Pit..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJj5FXbMED4




afv
Link Posted: 2/19/2011 4:12:27 PM EDT
[#10]


Ohhh I want one of those so bad!

The only reason I haven't bought one yet is I think I might wear it all the time because it's so awesome.

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Link Posted: 2/19/2011 6:14:20 PM EDT
[#11]


WTF is that?  Is it a costume for Furries who want to be sodomized by The Michelin Man?
Link Posted: 2/19/2011 6:27:26 PM EDT
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http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVGrkH7PwhCxGgAdbM56xrhEzkX_qPX4QsUMmRWW-VKbuSFZTg

WTF is that?  Is it a costume for Furries who want to be sodomized by The Michelin Man?




That was an awesome description, that made me literally LOL.
Link Posted: 2/19/2011 6:27:56 PM EDT
[#13]
I lost it on the Chris Farley one, that's just effing hilarious.
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 3:45:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/20/2011 5:44:12 PM EDT
[#17]
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I want one!  Who manufactures it?




The white one would sorta make you look like a giant goose.



Link Posted: 2/20/2011 6:24:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/20/2011 6:24:37 PM EDT
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I want one!  Who manufactures it?


Walking Sleeping Bag

Of course, we will require pictures.

With the horse head mask of course.
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 7:00:23 PM EDT
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I want one!  Who manufactures it?




The white one would sorta make you look like a giant goose.





More like a mighty polar bear!


Rawr!




Hello! We are talkin' about DK Prof here.

Link Posted: 2/20/2011 7:06:42 PM EDT
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I want one!  Who manufactures it?




The white one would sorta make you look like a giant goose.





More like a mighty polar bear!


Rawr!


um....did you just say "Rawr"?...............
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 7:12:41 PM EDT
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http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5489925/Hey-check-out-my-new-shotty-CLICK-Just-kidding-its-not-loaded.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5489866/poses-with-AK-in-underwear-Shoots-hole-in-mirror.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5490350/CCW-at-mall-Expect-terrorists.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5491213/5-for-a-throwing-knife-BARGAIN.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5491150/fills-out-eharmony-profile-no-matches.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5491106/Buys-the-story-and-the-gun.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5490640/2yrs-as-Army-admin-troop-CQB-expert.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5490613/Gun-game-at-arcade-Secret-black-ops-recruiting-station.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5490445/Watch-AOTC-FAP.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5490496/Grow-Beard-like-Costa-instead-of-training.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5490425/Mom-make-me-a-hot-pocket-my-hands-are-covered-with-CLP.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=tactical-jimmy



Wow those are stupid.





 
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 7:32:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/20/2011 7:55:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/20/2011 9:04:49 PM EDT
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That is so fucking true that it isnt even funny



 
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 9:07:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/20/2011 9:11:56 PM EDT
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People dying is comical?


There are people whose only contribution to society is the laughter engendered by their unintentionally but appropriately self-orchestrated deaths. The answer to your question is therefore "Yes, sometimes."
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 9:30:16 PM EDT
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I want one!  Who manufactures it?




The white one would sorta make you look like a giant goose.





More like a mighty polar bear!


Rawr!



When Quinn the eskimo gets here everybody will jump for joy.

Jim
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 9:37:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/20/2011 9:38:45 PM EDT
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That's . . . funny, but terrible.
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 9:43:36 PM EDT
[#31]
the cat and the printer was pretty hilarious
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 10:16:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:


I want one!  Who manufactures it?


I knew that when you saw that post, your eyes got wide and you shouted "Honey, come in here! You have got to see this! This is awesome. We could get a red one for me and a blue one for you! We would look so cool riding in the Mustang in the winter with the windows down. Oh, man . . .I hope they come in women's sizes !" The whole scene flashed before my eyes the instant I saw the thread.
Link Posted: 2/20/2011 11:46:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2011 1:37:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2011 6:57:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2011 8:59:32 PM EDT
[#40]
Not sure if this is a dupe, couldn't find it.

Ussy enters the Boxing Ring

Worth watching the entire video.
Link Posted: 2/21/2011 9:32:36 PM EDT
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Let's avoid posting the monkey raping frog video. ~ JW777
Link Posted: 2/21/2011 10:19:58 PM EDT
[#43]
well, now you know why the foul mouthed bachelor frog has a foul mouth
Link Posted: 2/21/2011 10:23:23 PM EDT
[#44]
Frogs: Nature's Fleslight.
Link Posted: 2/21/2011 10:23:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2011 10:39:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2011 10:40:40 PM EDT
[#47]
wow





 
Link Posted: 2/21/2011 10:44:06 PM EDT
[#48]


more than just a little WTF there....
Link Posted: 2/21/2011 10:51:51 PM EDT
[#49]


Oh dear god...

You can almost hear that chimp hollering "TAKE IT, KERMIT!  TAKE IT ALLLL!!!"
Link Posted: 2/21/2011 10:59:42 PM EDT
[#50]
The frog video @ 55 seconds some kid goes "You're my little friend, you're my friend." Kinda scary, some adult probably taught him that.
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