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Posted: 8/25/2012 1:28:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: ok, i have a request. IIRC, there was a 4chan thread image featuring this guy, comparing the american way of saying things vice his rather...affected...way of saying them. it was posted earlier, but i don't feel like scrolling through the last 100 pages. not asking anyone to search for it––just hoping this might trigger someone's memory and convince them to re-post it. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxf3k3l4ot1qdrfnmo1_400.png my face when Americans call chips "french fries” my face when Americans call crisps "chips” my face when Americans call lifts "elevators” my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars” my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks” my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "computer” my face when Americans call meat water "gravy” my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables” my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger” my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies "pens” my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs” my face when Americans call breaddystack a "sandwich” my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "PB&J” my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an "escalator” my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater” my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a "gear shift” my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie” my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex” my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver” my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun” my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a "lightbulb” my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball” my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a "snake” my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads” you are a good man, sir! thanks! |
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Posted: 8/25/2012 3:02:37 AM EDT
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Ferd and his purple shotgun was loads of trolling entertainment. Fred Sanford.....good times. |
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Posted: 8/25/2012 4:11:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: the only reason to watch that show is to watch as Tyra Banks slowly slips further and further into insanity Well, there's also a bunch of hot chicks running around half naked most of the time. |
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Posted: 8/25/2012 6:21:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2012 6:41:58 AM EDT
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Ain't that the truth. Like an old man surrounded by children.
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Posted: 8/25/2012 8:28:23 AM EDT
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OMG dude...go wash your pussy.
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They are laughing at a picture, not her 'failure'. She's tough, I'm sure she'll be fine. Laughing at a picture that is meant to mock her. As I said, very classy. Edit:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=g-all-u
 OMG.. THAT SONG.... EVERY TIME, I HEAR IT... THIS IS WHAT I HEAR MEH ME MEH ME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hX7g91s2jY
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Posted: 8/25/2012 8:29:16 AM EDT
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who is that chick anyway http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xuz9ayoK1qky2hfo1_400.png This woman. Seriously. Got a link? Maybe it will help me feel less guilty for laughing at those pics. |
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Posted: 8/25/2012 8:49:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2012 10:12:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2012 10:24:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2012 10:24:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2012 10:26:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2012 11:04:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2012 11:19:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2012 6:25:59 AM EDT
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Fuck me.
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Posted: 8/26/2012 6:34:06 AM EDT
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Fuck me. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545890_10100313571103351_1859328477_n.jpg I weep for the future 
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Posted: 8/26/2012 7:21:19 AM EDT
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Fuck me. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545890_10100313571103351_1859328477_n.jpg I weep for the future Please please please please please tell me that is made up as a joke. |
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Posted: 8/26/2012 8:29:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: OK, I'm getting old. I can't see it. The newer paper bills are the same color as the old monopoly money. Our money is about as valuable as Monopoly money.....  |
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Posted: 8/26/2012 1:47:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2012 2:45:56 PM EDT
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Fuck me. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545890_10100313571103351_1859328477_n.jpg Jessica Palmer was making a joke of this nature: 
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Posted: 8/26/2012 8:26:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2012 8:29:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2012 8:30:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2012 8:37:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2012 8:45:10 PM EDT
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OMG
Dude gets the buddy-fucker of the year award for setting the news reporter on fire.
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Posted: 8/26/2012 9:02:51 PM EDT
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Dude gets the buddy-fucker of the year award for setting the news reporter on fire. Ooga FIRE! [/Dhalsim] |
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Posted: 8/26/2012 9:04:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2012 10:12:25 PM EDT
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ummmmm......creepy You've never seen an Amish blow up doll before? |
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Posted: 8/27/2012 7:13:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 7:33:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 7:35:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 7:35:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 8:08:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 8:10:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 8:59:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 9:13:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 9:29:15 AM EDT
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Did he really say that? It is a great line. 
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Posted: 8/27/2012 9:29:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 9:33:38 AM EDT
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Kinda sad, I live here in Tampa and it pretty much the truth.
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Posted: 8/27/2012 11:34:50 AM EDT
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Too soon?
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Posted: 8/27/2012 12:15:19 PM EDT
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In the end, it's just gonna tell him to drink more cool aid.
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Posted: 8/27/2012 1:05:44 PM EDT
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Another sad truth: Most scientists will never rule anything because they're too busy showing everyone how smart they are and getting butthurt about engineers being respected for getting shit done. |
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Posted: 8/27/2012 1:24:55 PM EDT
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Another sad truth: Most scientists will never rule anything because they're too busy showing everyone how smart they are and getting butthurt about engineers being respected for getting shit done. Most scientists are glorified button sorters and beaker washers. |
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Posted: 8/27/2012 1:53:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 2:36:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 2:44:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 2:49:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 2:49:37 PM EDT
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In the end, it's just gonna tell him to drink more cool aid.
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Posted: 8/27/2012 3:40:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2012 4:02:47 PM EDT
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Strangely enough, not from Japan.
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