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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 9:09:13 AM EDT
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Looks like Curiosity was here.
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 11:26:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 12:58:11 PM EDT
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These people, and those like them, assure me that I will always work.

Bad for the world, good for my paycheck.


You work in insurance?
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 1:24:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 1:49:54 PM EDT
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Teddy the asshole cat.





Link Posted: 8/14/2012 1:50:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 1:51:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 1:53:51 PM EDT
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Lawyer.  


Ahhh...

My one good lawyer friend was killed leaving work by the angry ex of a client, in front of his daughter, a few years ago...
Hope you carry all day every day and keep your wits about you, making enemies is part of the job description.

Sorry for the not-so-funny post
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 1:54:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 1:56:24 PM EDT
[#14]


I want to know how to text someone without my ID coming up so I can prank my wife, she hates cats.
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 2:06:19 PM EDT
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I want to know how to text someone without my ID coming up so I can prank my wife, she hates cats.



It's not free, but this could be the best tool ever for phone based pranks. iPhone Burner app




/It also has useful functions, but who cares, it's a prankers godsend











 
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 2:13:58 PM EDT
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I want to know how to text someone without my ID coming up so I can prank my wife, she hates cats.


Google voice.

 
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 2:15:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 2:20:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 2:23:10 PM EDT
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All I could think at the end was, Seth? Dude, are you alright?

Seth Enslow?




Ding ding ding. That guy is crazy suicidal on a dirt bike!




I don't know if anyone will get that





Ding ding ding. That guy is crazy suicidal on a dirt bike!

Seth Enslow - All time best MX wipeout!!
seth - "I'll go to a doctor if I need to, but I don't need to right now"
friend - "Bro, you've got some serious problems you need to work out with yourself"
Seth Enslow MX crash (1:15)




This reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxwNRg9yVL8
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 4:17:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 4:38:17 PM EDT
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All I could think at the end was, Seth? Dude, are you alright?

Seth Enslow?




Ding ding ding. That guy is crazy suicidal on a dirt bike!




I don't know if anyone will get that





Ding ding ding. That guy is crazy suicidal on a dirt bike!

Seth Enslow - All time best MX wipeout!!
seth - "I'll go to a doctor if I need to, but I don't need to right now"
friend - "Bro, you've got some serious problems you need to work out with yourself"
Seth Enslow MX crash (1:15)




This reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxwNRg9yVL8


Moto XXX


The most memorable Seth clip in my opinion (3:13 in):



Link Posted: 8/14/2012 5:15:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 5:56:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 6:11:16 PM EDT
[#24]
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If anyone I knew posted something this dumb, I would put a shirt on, go outside, get in my car, stop at the park, get a big stick, drive to their house, ring their doorbell, sneak in through a window, break the stick over their head, steal a sandwich from their fridge, and return home with a look of satisfaction only known to astronauts of Apollo 11 and Hugh Hefner.


WTF, dude, don't you have a stick of your own? Oh I get it... it's someone else's stick... plausible deniability.

WIN, for sheer inventiveness!


BTW that would make a great animated video!
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 6:16:26 PM EDT
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The problem is, once you start laughing, and are in a position where  you MUST NOT laugh, you simply cannot stop.

I have a couple of friends who I hope to God die after I do... if I go to their funerals...
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 6:20:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2012 6:23:08 PM EDT
[#27]
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I want to know how to text someone without my ID coming up so I can prank my wife, she hates cats.


Send me a pic of your naked wife, and her phone number, and I'll text her for you.
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 6:25:00 PM EDT
[#28]





So am I, if we pick option 2 does the "if the ball don't touch" rule still apply?



 
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 6:26:01 PM EDT
[#29]


You should see how the Thais feel.
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 6:45:11 PM EDT
[#30]


It seems that the one on top really is a woman.

Thailand’s Pimsiri Sirikaew has won a silver medal in the women’s weightlifting 58kg division on Monday, the first medal for Thailand’s Olympic team in the London 2012 Olympic Games.

Link Posted: 8/14/2012 9:01:05 PM EDT
[#31]


 So true.  I can't tell you how many times civilians like range control or people who work the EST training have said they are a retired 1stSgt
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 9:08:04 PM EDT
[#32]
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So am I, if we pick option 2 does the "if the ball don't touch" rule still apply?
 


Works for me
Link Posted: 8/14/2012 9:25:38 PM EDT
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All I could think at the end was, Seth? Dude, are you alright?

Seth Enslow?




Ding ding ding. That guy is crazy suicidal on a dirt bike!




I don't know if anyone will get that





Ding ding ding. That guy is crazy suicidal on a dirt bike!

Seth Enslow - All time best MX wipeout!!
seth - "I'll go to a doctor if I need to, but I don't need to right now"
friend - "Bro, you've got some serious problems you need to work out with yourself"
Seth Enslow MX crash (1:15)




This reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxwNRg9yVL8


Moto XXX


The most memorable Seth clip in my opinion (3:13 in):

http://youtu.be/IwR6k5Ao86g



That is precisely the clip I thought of. I have it on a Crusty Demons of Dirt video.

Seth, what gear were you in?  errrahhhh I don't know.....
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 12:13:11 AM EDT
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SPRAYIN ~N~ PRAYIN




Link Posted: 8/15/2012 12:59:40 AM EDT
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I'm down.

man could get killed out there.
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 1:14:17 AM EDT
[#36]
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You should see how the Thais feel.


I wouldn't have admitted feeling Thais right after that pic was posted.
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 1:32:45 AM EDT
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All I could think at the end was, Seth? Dude, are you alright?

Seth Enslow?




Ding ding ding. That guy is crazy suicidal on a dirt bike!




I don't know if anyone will get that





Ding ding ding. That guy is crazy suicidal on a dirt bike!

Seth Enslow - All time best MX wipeout!!
seth - "I'll go to a doctor if I need to, but I don't need to right now"
friend - "Bro, you've got some serious problems you need to work out with yourself"
Seth Enslow MX crash (1:15)




This reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxwNRg9yVL8


Moto XXX


The most memorable Seth clip in my opinion (3:13 in):

http://youtu.be/IwR6k5Ao86g



That is precisely the clip I thought of. I have it on a Crusty Demons of Dirt video.

Seth, what gear were you in?  errrahhhh I don't know.....


You guys are takin' me BACK!
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 3:00:21 AM EDT
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She just tweeted this.



Pool is closed. Gymnastics team is not impressed.



http://i.imgur.com/9zqzQ.png




IDK what's funnier, the pic or the idea that a grown man follows a 15yr old gymnist on twitter.




And that grown man isn't me. I found the picture on reddit.com, so take that shit somewhere else.


Reddit is gay though.



 
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 3:46:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2012 4:42:17 AM EDT
[#40]


Since no one else has said it, I laughed at this one.  I guess it has to be one of those "BTDT" x100 as a student to understand.
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 9:59:50 AM EDT
[#41]
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The problem is, once you start laughing, and are in a position where  you MUST NOT laugh, you simply cannot stop.

I have a couple of friends who I hope to God die after I do... if I go to their funerals...


I almost hate to ruin it for you but it's a skit from a comedy show.  In De Gloria
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 10:07:18 AM EDT
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Since no one else has said it, I laughed at this one.  I guess it has to be one of those "BTDT" x100 as a student to understand.


Retired as a 1SG?  OK, you're good at paperwork.  We're going to learn tactical spreadsheets today?
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 10:42:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2012 10:48:28 AM EDT
[#44]
My new hero:






 
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 10:50:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2012 12:25:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2012 12:29:00 PM EDT
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too high brow for GD.
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 1:53:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2012 2:35:08 PM EDT
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The man went to a lot of trouble to bring back a case of whisky from the South Pole, so I'll listen to him.

He's a hoot and a half.  Actually, I'd like to hear his opinion of whisky stones...  from a safe distance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG4F0NmGpg4


I like going to wine tastings.  It's gives me a chance to be snooty to wine drinkers.  "Yeah, I'm normally a Scotch drinker, but I like to come to these to calibrate my palate.
Link Posted: 8/15/2012 2:45:18 PM EDT
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