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Posted: 7/30/2012 1:42:01 PM EDT
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Hope this doesn't break coc...
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Posted: 7/30/2012 2:09:22 PM EDT
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Hope this doesn't break coc... http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165937_10151137821897813_1095352467_n.jpg Awesome! |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 2:25:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 2:35:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 2:55:55 PM EDT
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I'm no expert but I would imagine it wouldn't take very long for the right people to be able to guess his credit card number with only two digits blacked out..... |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 3:13:03 PM EDT
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story?[/div] Fat fuck couldn't qualify. Fat fuck couldn't get into, or up from, a kneeling position. Fat fuck couldn't even pick up an infant rescue doll lying on the floor. Fat fuck is fired. Fat fuck sues. Some genius jurists decide that being able to, you know, move or get your own bulk off the ground in a timely fashion isn't really all that crucial to a police job, and so ordered that he get his job back along with back pay. In other words, simply being an epic fuckup that can't pass even basic mobility tests isn't sufficient cause to fire the fuckwit. So one day he'll be "injured" on the job because he has to do something drastic like cross the street, and he'll get workman's comp and disability benefits from the department that couldn't fire him for being incapable of normal function because he's too fucking fat. Got one of these in the next town over, so big they had to order him a SUV because he couldnt get in or out of a Crown Vic. They fired him when he failed his PT test, he sued, got job back, they promoted him to school crossing gaurd safty officer. He now sits in frount of the High school and trys to catch delinquents and speeders. Mostly he just sleeps in frount of the bakery accrost the street. I couldnt make this up if I tried. Yay, Unions! |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 3:43:40 PM EDT
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Though it's not directly lulz-worthy, it enables us to continue to enjoy the lulz: Thanks for the folks I IMed last night for editing out the lock-worthy link on the previous page... hopefully the guys who haven't done it yet will get around to it or if the mods come back, they'll find the few links left easy to edit out instead of locking the whole thread.
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Posted: 7/30/2012 4:22:38 PM EDT
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Hope this doesn't break coc... http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165937_10151137821897813_1095352467_n.jpg break the coc? the fuck is wrong with you? I see nothing wrong with the picture...looks natural to me. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 6:57:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 7:04:21 PM EDT
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That's awesome. All it needs now is mini roman candles for the gun barrels. Is that a battle ship? Nope chuck testa. That would be funny!! |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 7:08:38 PM EDT
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NOPE!
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Posted: 7/30/2012 7:45:34 PM EDT
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GET'UM!
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Posted: 7/30/2012 7:46:41 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it..... |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 7:47:56 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it..... me neither. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 7:49:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm not seeing it..... He has the red and cold chevrons sewn onto his shirt, instead of the green and khaki. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 7:49:56 PM EDT
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I see a trashcan without an AK in it, but other than that, I have nothing. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:01:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I'm not seeing it..... He has the red and cold chevrons sewn onto his shirt, instead of the green and khaki. Kind of esoteric there––and not real funny either. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:20:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: My guess is that it is, if you have a little tank under your name.Quoted: Quoted: I'm not seeing it..... He has the red and cold chevrons sewn onto his shirt, instead of the green and khaki. Kind of esoteric there––and not real funny either.  |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:21:06 PM EDT
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Yay.
A two-fer. Fucking internet.  |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:23:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:25:41 PM EDT
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Fucking knife hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:27:47 PM EDT
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I hope this boot just made an error and isn't a poser, though both would deserve the same wrath. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:28:21 PM EDT
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You Marines and your flair.
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:28:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:29:46 PM EDT
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Let a few of these guys loose on him, and it would be fucking HILARIOUS!
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:34:32 PM EDT
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Let a few of these guys loose on him, and it would be fucking HILARIOUS!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mchJzk4LRlw
http://terminallance.com/comics/2011-03-04-Strip_110_The_Swarm_web.gif HAHAHAHA!!!! Im in fucking tears. That poor mother fucker had no idea what was coming HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:40:37 PM EDT
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I lost.... big time.... ran a train on a girl in college with a buddy, he did the same thing but with a giant rubber toy, needless to say that ended the fun for the night, and he still has the nick name "green weeny!". Lettuce anyone.... |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:41:45 PM EDT
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B+ for the store owner/cashier, he gets extra points for the WWE grade folding chair head smash but I feel it needs more high speed lead poisoning for an A+. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:59:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 9:01:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 9:25:18 PM EDT
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 Wow. My friend of 28 years is being buried in Michigan today, and I can't say what I would do if I came out of the chapel and saw that...
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Posted: 7/30/2012 9:29:29 PM EDT
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Parental win. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 9:31:14 PM EDT
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Wow. My friend of 28 years is being buried in Michigan today, and I can't say what I would do if I came out of the chapel and saw that...
I'd die laughing. TRG |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 9:32:59 PM EDT
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Wow. My friend of 28 years is being buried in Michigan today, and I can't say what I would do if I came out of the chapel and saw that...On the other hand, think of how hard your buddy would've laughed if he'd been there to see it. And on the plus side, it looks like it's one of those almost-a-crane towtrucks, so maybe they could just get the casket in the hearse, and then just put the whole hearse in the grave. Imagine the looks on the faces of archaeologists in five thousand years when they unearth that–– "Shit, this guy must've been king!" |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 9:42:13 PM EDT
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http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561163_352932554784616_692895079_n.jpg Parental win. This will happen tomorrow..... 
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Posted: 7/30/2012 9:46:20 PM EDT
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Yeah. I am trying to be in a good mood, Guess it hit me. So solly.
Back to the funny. 
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Posted: 7/30/2012 9:54:42 PM EDT
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100 internets if you replace the chair wielding clerk with Chuck Testa.
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Posted: 7/30/2012 10:01:09 PM EDT
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Let a few of these guys loose on him, and it would be fucking HILARIOUS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mchJzk4LRlw
http://terminallance.com/comics/2011-03-04-Strip_110_The_Swarm_web.gif OK, tell a civilian- why? What does that do? Are they just trying to rattle him? |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 10:14:18 PM EDT
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Let a few of these guys loose on him, and it would be fucking HILARIOUS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mchJzk4LRlw
http://terminallance.com/comics/2011-03-04-Strip_110_The_Swarm_web.gif OK, tell a civilian- why? What does that do? Are they just trying to rattle him? It's kind of one of those things you have to live through to understand... One of my favorite videos of all time! |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 10:20:22 PM EDT
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Let a few of these guys loose on him, and it would be fucking HILARIOUS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mchJzk4LRlw
http://terminallance.com/comics/2011-03-04-Strip_110_The_Swarm_web.gif OK, tell a civilian- why? What does that do? Are they just trying to rattle him? It's kind of one of those things you have to live through to understand... One of my favorite videos of all time! Do they deduct points if you start crying for mommy?
Which one do you listen to? |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 11:48:45 PM EDT
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Do they deduct points if you start crying for mommy?
Which one do you listen to? There really is a way of crying to mommy at that moment, you're brain isn't working like that. You're trying to figure out what exactly they want you to do and thinking about mom isn't happening! Which one do you listen to? Not to be a smartass, but all of them! One is going to tell you to do something and when you do it the other will tell you to do something else. When you start doing whatever DI #2 told you to do, DI #1 will yell at you and tell to do what he originally told you to do. Lather, rinse, repeat. Good times. Funny pic thread... 
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Posted: 7/31/2012 12:10:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2012 2:59:00 AM EDT
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My guess is that it is, if you have a little tank under your name.
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I'm not seeing it..... He has the red and cold chevrons sewn onto his shirt, instead of the green and khaki. Kind of esoteric there––and not real funny either.
Oh, I get it! Colorblind Marine! |
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Posted: 7/31/2012 3:51:04 AM EDT
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You know why they had to cancel the "Miss Ebonics Pageant", don't you? They couldn't find anyone to be Miss Idaho.
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Posted: 7/31/2012 7:22:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2012 9:08:53 AM EDT
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My cousin in CA took this yesterday...
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Posted: 7/31/2012 9:17:39 AM EDT
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WTF??? Blues chevrons on Charlies? Somebody strangle this poser.... ETA: ya'll already beat me to it.... |
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Posted: 7/31/2012 9:59:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2012 11:32:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2012 11:40:41 AM EDT
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My cousin in CA took this yesterday... https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/547786_3496789267349_1537863253_n.jpg Kind of neat. I like. http://anniepreece.com/portfolio |
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