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Posted: 7/29/2012 2:39:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 9:22:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 9:33:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 9:34:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 9:45:01 AM EDT
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nah (s)he will just shoot you if (s)he can get the gun out of a roll. |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 9:48:02 AM EDT
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Dude he can't even get to his extra mags lol |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 10:26:50 AM EDT
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I'm wondering what the rest of the motto reads, "committed to....." Doughnuts? |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 10:47:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 10:59:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 11:44:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 12:00:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 12:40:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 1:42:12 PM EDT
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How badly do I want one of these:
 
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Posted: 7/29/2012 2:34:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 2:47:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 4:47:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 5:19:31 PM EDT
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That sad sack actually got his job back after being fired for being too fat...because he sued for discrimination. |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 5:25:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: That sad sack actually got his job back after being fired for being too fat...because he sued for discrimination. Village over had a Chief of Police so large that he would make YOU walk back to his cruiser during a traffic stop. He got fired... ...and the village protested... ...and he got his job back. |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 5:54:23 PM EDT
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Not funny, in extremely poor taste, and not good for the site. ~ JW777
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Posted: 7/29/2012 5:59:25 PM EDT
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That's pretty fucked up.
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Posted: 7/29/2012 6:03:58 PM EDT
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You're not the father "Turkish Edition"
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Posted: 7/29/2012 6:04:51 PM EDT
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Deleted That's pretty fucked up. We really need a "totally offensive humor" thread. 
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Posted: 7/29/2012 6:06:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: That's pretty fucked up. Yea |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 6:16:18 PM EDT
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Cm on...... |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 6:48:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 6:48:31 PM EDT
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double tap
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:08:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:08:59 PM EDT
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I want to smile, but I feel guilty. |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:09:49 PM EDT
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That's pretty fucked up. We really need a "totally offensive humor" thread.
We had one before this one: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/983704_You_Laugh__You_Lose___The_andamp_quot__Iandapos_m_going_to_hellandamp_quot__version_.html |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:16:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:25:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:26:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:49:13 PM EDT
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Now that is Fucked up |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 7:52:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 8:08:27 PM EDT
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We really need a "totally offensive humor" thread.
I want to smile, but I feel guilty. This one is waayyy worse. Click at your own risk. *snip* Too soon after the fact. 5 years and that might be funny. |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 8:41:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 9:15:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2012 10:26:32 PM EDT
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That sad sack actually got his job back after being fired for being too fat...because he sued for discrimination. story? |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 10:28:09 PM EDT
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We really need a "totally offensive humor" thread.
I want to smile, but I feel guilty. This one is waayyy worse. Click at your own risk. Click oh my god im going to hell because i actually chuckled
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Posted: 7/29/2012 10:31:56 PM EDT
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story?[/div] Fat fuck couldn't qualify. Fat fuck couldn't get into, or up from, a kneeling position. Fat fuck couldn't even pick up an infant rescue doll lying on the floor. Fat fuck is fired. Fat fuck sues. Some genius jurists decide that being able to, you know, move or get your own bulk off the ground in a timely fashion isn't really all that crucial to a police job, and so ordered that he get his job back along with back pay. In other words, simply being an epic fuckup that can't pass even basic mobility tests isn't sufficient cause to fire the fuckwit. So one day he'll be "injured" on the job because he has to do something drastic like cross the street, and he'll get workman's comp and disability benefits from the department that couldn't fire him for being incapable of normal function because he's too fucking fat. |
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Posted: 7/29/2012 10:38:19 PM EDT
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story?[/div] Fat fuck couldn't qualify. Fat fuck couldn't get into, or up from, a kneeling position. Fat fuck couldn't even pick up an infant rescue doll lying on the floor. Fat fuck is fired. Fat fuck sues. Some genius jurists decide that being able to, you know, move or get your own bulk off the ground in a timely fashion isn't really all that crucial to a police job, and so ordered that he get his job back along with back pay. In other words, simply being an epic fuckup that can't pass even basic mobility tests isn't sufficient cause to fire the fuckwit. So one day he'll be "injured" on the job because he has to do something drastic like cross the street, and he'll get workman's comp and disability benefits from the department that couldn't fire him for being incapable of normal function because he's too fucking fat. Good thing he's a union man!
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Posted: 7/29/2012 10:40:59 PM EDT
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story?[/div] Fat fuck couldn't qualify. Fat fuck couldn't get into, or up from, a kneeling position. Fat fuck couldn't even pick up an infant rescue doll lying on the floor. Fat fuck is fired. Fat fuck sues. Some genius jurists decide that being able to, you know, move or get your own bulk off the ground in a timely fashion isn't really all that crucial to a police job, and so ordered that he get his job back along with back pay. Without getting in to details, there was a similar incident in a nearby town with their chief of police.
________________________________________________________________________________________ And for some funny: 
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Posted: 7/29/2012 11:10:38 PM EDT
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please tell me thats real |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 7:58:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:20:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 10:13:54 AM EDT
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story?[/div] Fat fuck couldn't qualify. Fat fuck couldn't get into, or up from, a kneeling position. Fat fuck couldn't even pick up an infant rescue doll lying on the floor. Fat fuck is fired. Fat fuck sues. Some genius jurists decide that being able to, you know, move or get your own bulk off the ground in a timely fashion isn't really all that crucial to a police job, and so ordered that he get his job back along with back pay. In other words, simply being an epic fuckup that can't pass even basic mobility tests isn't sufficient cause to fire the fuckwit. So one day he'll be "injured" on the job because he has to do something drastic like cross the street, and he'll get workman's comp and disability benefits from the department that couldn't fire him for being incapable of normal function because he's too fucking fat. What really sucks is they are in almost every department. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 10:17:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2012 10:19:56 AM EDT
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That sad sack actually got his job back after being fired for being too fat...because he sued for discrimination. Village over had a Chief of Police so large that he would make YOU walk back to his cruiser during a traffic stop. He got fired... ...and the village protested... ...and he got his job back. What city? |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 10:23:11 AM EDT
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That's awesome. All it needs now is mini roman candles for the gun barrels. |
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Posted: 7/30/2012 10:31:16 AM EDT
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story?[/div] Fat fuck couldn't qualify. Fat fuck couldn't get into, or up from, a kneeling position. Fat fuck couldn't even pick up an infant rescue doll lying on the floor. Fat fuck is fired. Fat fuck sues. Some genius jurists decide that being able to, you know, move or get your own bulk off the ground in a timely fashion isn't really all that crucial to a police job, and so ordered that he get his job back along with back pay. In other words, simply being an epic fuckup that can't pass even basic mobility tests isn't sufficient cause to fire the fuckwit. So one day he'll be "injured" on the job because he has to do something drastic like cross the street, and he'll get workman's comp and disability benefits from the department that couldn't fire him for being incapable of normal function because he's too fucking fat. Got one of these in the next town over, so big they had to order him a SUV because he couldnt get in or out of a Crown Vic. They fired him when he failed his PT test, he sued, got job back, they promoted him to school crossing gaurd safty officer. He now sits in frount of the High school and trys to catch delinquents and speeders. Mostly he just sleeps in frount of the bakery accrost the street. I couldnt make this up if I tried. |
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