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Posted: 7/22/2012 3:27:28 PM EDT
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"We laugh - - but her I.D. is safe" A dictionary attack would defeat that password in minutes.  http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_strength.png That comic assumes it would be a brute force attack, not a dictionary attack which would chop the time from 550 years down to about 10 minutes. There's what, 250,000 words in the English language? If the password was just one word, and you guess at a thousand per second, then yes, that's 4.something minutes. But it's not just one word. It's four words. The number of possible combinations is now a huge-tarded number. (1.63 e+20, if I'm not being silly.) 163,000,000,000,000,000,000 seconds is approximately 5.2 billion years. One thousandth of that is still 520 million years. -e- Obviously you'd refine it to commonly used words, which would reduce it significantly. |
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Posted: 7/22/2012 3:39:08 PM EDT
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"We laugh - - but her I.D. is safe" A dictionary attack would defeat that password in minutes. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_strength.png That comic assumes it would be a brute force attack, not a dictionary attack which would chop the time from 550 years down to about 10 minutes. Just to demonstrate to the rest of the class. Explain why. Because I have the feeling it will be hilarious.  It looks like that 550 years is the time it would take a dictionary attack, not a brute force attack. When you start working with that many zeros a day and a year look pretty close.
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Posted: 7/22/2012 3:51:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: "We laugh - - but her I.D. is safe" A dictionary attack would defeat that password in minutes. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_strength.png That comic assumes it would be a brute force attack, not a dictionary attack which would chop the time from 550 years down to about 10 minutes. Just to demonstrate to the rest of the class. Explain why. Because I have the feeling it will be hilarious.  |
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Posted: 7/22/2012 3:53:02 PM EDT
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Shut the fuck up about your fucking passwords and your fucking butthurt bitchass posts about motherfucking retards doing stupid shit to themselves.
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Posted: 7/22/2012 3:53:39 PM EDT
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Shut the fuck up about your fucking passwords and your fucking butthurt bitchass posts about motherfucking retards doing stupid shit to themselves. http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/start-being-funny-or-ill-cut-off-your-balls.jpg Alright cool. |
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Posted: 7/22/2012 4:04:29 PM EDT
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http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/kendall1911/538201_10150985394178606_24143362_n.jpg The original one I made (ok ripped off from "office dogs") and posted in this thread back in Jan (it had Co Commander, not CSM) was better. That dog is nowhere near old or crusty enough to be a CSM. I've seen quite a few young CSM's but he does have that "I will fucking kill any one of you that so much as looks in my direction" expression down pat.
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Posted: 7/22/2012 4:09:59 PM EDT
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"We laugh - - but her I.D. is safe" A dictionary attack would defeat that password in minutes. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_strength.png That comic assumes it would be a brute force attack, not a dictionary attack which would chop the time from 550 years down to about 10 minutes. Just to demonstrate to the rest of the class. Explain why. Because I have the feeling it will be hilarious.
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Posted: 7/22/2012 4:23:20 PM EDT
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Shut the fuck up about your fucking passwords and your fucking butthurt bitchass posts about motherfucking retards doing stupid shit to themselves. http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/start-being-funny-or-ill-cut-off-your-balls.jpg Now... bitchin' like a tough guy and then posting a red x? That's funny shit. NM....works now. It was funnier when it was a red x... |
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Posted: 7/22/2012 4:37:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2012 4:56:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2012 7:26:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2012 7:38:01 PM EDT
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That was basically my theme for the day, ran up Ceasar's Head into WNC and tooled around for a while on the Husky.
I need to upload some footage from the Contour of an obnoxious Corvette with a sucky driver having no luck trying to outrun my "dirtbike" |
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Posted: 7/22/2012 7:42:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2012 8:03:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2012 9:12:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2012 9:53:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2012 10:23:00 PM EDT
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That's for making momma pay to ride coasters at the Mall of America, when she just wanted to shop... 
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Posted: 7/22/2012 10:27:03 PM EDT
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That's for making momma pay to ride coasters at the Mall of America, when she just wanted to shop... I was just going to say, my six year old daughters love that coaster whenever we stop at MoA..
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Posted: 7/22/2012 11:09:45 PM EDT
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If you haven't seen this guys calls before you have to check out his channel. Most are too long or inappropriate to post here, but they are hilarious.
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Posted: 7/22/2012 11:26:54 PM EDT
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Shot this on my ride today, made me want to follow him and put a brick through his window, these are all different corners coming down Ceasar's Head. I'll put up a video later where he about looped it into the rail... Amazing driving talent. I think he was a bit miffed that he couldn't get away from my "dirtbike"
In the last picture, yes, that is a car coming the other way that he nearly hit head-on while trying to be a dick to the car in front of him. 
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:18:03 AM EDT
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Shot this on my ride today, made me want to follow him and put a brick through his window, these are all different corners coming down Ceasar's Head. I'll put up a video later where he about looped it into the rail... Amazing driving talent. I think he was a bit miffed that he couldn't get away from my "dirtbike"
In the last picture, yes, that is a car coming the other way that he nearly hit head-on while trying to be a dick to the car in front of him. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/B.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/C.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/D.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/E.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/F.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/G.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/H.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/A.jpg What a jackass and not fucking funny at all. |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:21:19 AM EDT
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What a jackass and not fucking funny at all. He had more grease in his hair than what I just scraped out of my dad's 73 Hodaka shift box, bald spot, etc. Midlife crisis-mobile was balls out trying to outrun a SM and I was basically coasting down the mountain... 
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:24:45 AM EDT
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"We laugh - - but her I.D. is safe" A dictionary attack would defeat that password in minutes. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_strength.png That comic assumes it would be a brute force attack, not a dictionary attack which would chop the time from 550 years down to about 10 minutes. Just to demonstrate to the rest of the class. Explain why. Because I have the feeling it will be hilarious. A dictionary attack would not work against that password, unless someone included that entire password in the dictionary file. |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:27:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: haha, logic is not welcome here. FWIW para is a cool guy, just got his lines crossed.A dictionary attack would not work against that password, unless someone included that entire password in the dictionary file. Funny pic thread:  |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:28:11 AM EDT
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What a jackass and not fucking funny at all. He had more grease in his hair than what I just scraped out of my dad's 73 Hodaka shift box, bald spot, etc. Midlife crisis-mobile was balls out trying to outrun a SM and I was basically coasting down the mountain...
He almost lost it in the rail once at a <30mph, got it on camera, converting for upload now. And why is this posted in the "You laugh you lose" thread? |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:29:30 AM EDT
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What a jackass and not fucking funny at all. He had more grease in his hair than what I just scraped out of my dad's 73 Hodaka shift box, bald spot, etc. Midlife crisis-mobile was balls out trying to outrun a SM and I was basically coasting down the mountain...
He almost lost it in the rail once at a <30mph, got it on camera, converting for upload now. And why is this posted in the "You laugh you lose" thread? Well I was laughing in disbelief most of the time. If you don't see the humor in someone stepping on their own dick while swinging it around for the world to see, then I don't know what to tell you. |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:30:06 AM EDT
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What a jackass and not fucking funny at all. He had more grease in his hair than what I just scraped out of my dad's 73 Hodaka shift box, bald spot, etc. Midlife crisis-mobile was balls out trying to outrun a SM and I was basically coasting down the mountain...
He almost lost it in the rail once at a <30mph, got it on camera, converting for upload now. Man, I haven't heard the word Hodaka in a long time. My dad was a Honda mechanic and I had an SL100 bored to a 125. I wanted a Wombat back then just because of the name. I think that was around the time dad came home with an Ossa. That turd had to be the heaviest 2 stroke bike I ever saw. |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:37:13 AM EDT
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What a jackass and not fucking funny at all. He had more grease in his hair than what I just scraped out of my dad's 73 Hodaka shift box, bald spot, etc. Midlife crisis-mobile was balls out trying to outrun a SM and I was basically coasting down the mountain...
He almost lost it in the rail once at a <30mph, got it on camera, converting for upload now. Man, I haven't heard the word Hodaka in a long time. My dad was a Honda mechanic and I had an SL100 bored to a 125. I wanted a Wombat back then just because of the name. I think that was around the time dad came home with an Ossa. That turd had to be the heaviest 2 stroke bike I ever saw. 
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:42:16 AM EDT
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Shot this on my ride today, made me want to follow him and put a brick through his window, these are all different corners coming down Ceasar's Head. I'll put up a video later where he about looped it into the rail... Amazing driving talent. I think he was a bit miffed that he couldn't get away from my "dirtbike"
In the last picture, yes, that is a car coming the other way that he nearly hit head-on while trying to be a dick to the car in front of him. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/B.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/C.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/D.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/E.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/F.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/G.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/H.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/A.jpg Wow - he does suck. Brakelights on in while well into a couple of those turns - makes you wonder where he learned to drive, I would say in some third world country, but they know how to apex their turns. |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 3:15:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2012 5:53:14 AM EDT
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Doh! ND
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Posted: 7/23/2012 9:04:25 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I don't think a kid breaking his neck is funny. YMMV Odd, I find it somewhat amusing. Darwinism at its finest Then you'll love this video.  http://youtu.be/r-3as-Uh6hQOMFG that was hilarious |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 10:25:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2012 11:34:30 AM EDT
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Shot this on my ride today, made me want to follow him and put a brick through his window, these are all different corners coming down Ceasar's Head. I'll put up a video later where he about looped it into the rail... Amazing driving talent. I think he was a bit miffed that he couldn't get away from my "dirtbike"
In the last picture, yes, that is a car coming the other way that he nearly hit head-on while trying to be a dick to the car in front of him. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/B.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/C.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/D.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/E.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/F.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/G.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/H.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/A.jpg Wow - he does suck. Brakelights on in while well into a couple of those turns - makes you wonder where he learned to drive, I would say in some third world country, but they know how to apex their turns. Bandwidth here is kinda low, I might put up a higher-res one when I get back to 4g...
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Posted: 7/23/2012 11:42:31 AM EDT
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Shot this on my ride today, made me want to follow him and put a brick through his window, these are all different corners coming down Ceasar's Head. I'll put up a video later where he about looped it into the rail... Amazing driving talent. I think he was a bit miffed that he couldn't get away from my "dirtbike"
In the last picture, yes, that is a car coming the other way that he nearly hit head-on while trying to be a dick to the car in front of him. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/B.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/C.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/D.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/E.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/F.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/G.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/H.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/A.jpg Wow - he does suck. Brakelights on in while well into a couple of those turns - makes you wonder where he learned to drive, I would say in some third world country, but they know how to apex their turns. Bandwidth here is kinda low, I might put up a higher-res one when I get back to 4g... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhluXa9I7wAWow. |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:05:12 PM EDT
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Shot this on my ride today, made me want to follow him and put a brick through his window, these are all different corners coming down Ceasar's Head. I'll put up a video later where he about looped it into the rail... Amazing driving talent. I think he was a bit miffed that he couldn't get away from my "dirtbike"
In the last picture, yes, that is a car coming the other way that he nearly hit head-on while trying to be a dick to the car in front of him. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/B.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/C.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/D.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/E.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/F.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/G.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/H.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/devtucker/Rides/A.jpg Wow - he does suck. Brakelights on in while well into a couple of those turns - makes you wonder where he learned to drive, I would say in some third world country, but they know how to apex their turns. Bandwidth here is kinda low, I might put up a higher-res one when I get back to 4g... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhluXa9I7wAyou do realize he was racing YOU right...and you would have been road pizza if he head-onned into a car? |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:18:15 PM EDT
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Ugh... another person makes life harder for me.
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Posted: 7/23/2012 12:27:26 PM EDT
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you do realize he was racing YOU right...and you would have been road pizza if he head-onned into a car? There was no racing. There was dick-swinging going on before I was even behind him, he pulled out of the Ceasar's Head parking lot sideways and almost rear-ended another car as I was putting on my gloves. That freaked out the other car and they pulled off the road as he blasted past... |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 1:46:14 PM EDT
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you do realize he was racing YOU right...and you would have been road pizza if he head-onned into a car? There was no racing. There was dick-swinging going on before I was even behind him, he pulled out of the Ceasar's Head parking lot sideways and almost rear-ended another car as I was putting on my gloves. That freaked out the other car and they pulled off the road as he blasted past... Turn. The. Traction. Control. Back. On. Now. Leave it alone. I turned mine off for exactly one autocross run. It's a better driver than I am/was. I've gotten to the point where I can use the performance mode, but not on a road. This is likely his very first car that can corner at all and he doesn't know how. He was goosing it pretty good in the little straights. Just for reference, a bike of your height and at the distance you were following is just about the most irritating thing in the world with the auto-dim mirror. Seems engineered to blind your right eye and unlike the old tilting mirrors you can't just turn on the dim. Thanks Chevy! |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 1:55:48 PM EDT
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you do realize he was racing YOU right...and you would have been road pizza if he head-onned into a car? There was no racing. There was dick-swinging going on before I was even behind him, he pulled out of the Ceasar's Head parking lot sideways and almost rear-ended another car as I was putting on my gloves. That freaked out the other car and they pulled off the road as he blasted past... Turn. The. Traction. Control. Back. On. Now. Leave it alone. I turned mine off for exactly one autocross run. It's a better driver than I am/was. I've gotten to the point where I can use the performance mode, but not on a road. This is likely his very first car that can corner at all and he doesn't know how. He was goosing it pretty good in the little straights. Just for reference, a bike of your height and at the distance you were following is just about the most irritating thing in the world with the auto-dim mirror. Seems engineered to blind your right eye and unlike the old tilting mirrors you can't just turn on the dim. Thanks Chevy! Okay, Okay, beans in chilly, 9mm is for fags, Ron Paul should be president, gays should not be allowed to marry and I love ARock. Let's derail the thread some more. |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:00:06 PM EDT
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you do realize he was racing YOU right...and you would have been road pizza if he head-onned into a car? There was no racing. There was dick-swinging going on before I was even behind him, he pulled out of the Ceasar's Head parking lot sideways and almost rear-ended another car as I was putting on my gloves. That freaked out the other car and they pulled off the road as he blasted past... Turn. The. Traction. Control. Back. On. Now. Leave it alone. I turned mine off for exactly one autocross run. It's a better driver than I am/was. I've gotten to the point where I can use the performance mode, but not on a road. This is likely his very first car that can corner at all and he doesn't know how. He was goosing it pretty good in the little straights. Just for reference, a bike of your height and at the distance you were following is just about the most irritating thing in the world with the auto-dim mirror. Seems engineered to blind your right eye and unlike the old tilting mirrors you can't just turn on the dim. Thanks Chevy! Okay, Okay, beans in chilly, 9mm is for fags, Ron Paul should be president, gays should not be allowed to marry and I love ARock. Let's derail the thread some more. It's spelled chili. |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:11:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:19:02 PM EDT
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you do realize he was racing YOU right...and you would have been road pizza if he head-onned into a car? There was no racing. There was dick-swinging going on before I was even behind him, he pulled out of the Ceasar's Head parking lot sideways and almost rear-ended another car as I was putting on my gloves. That freaked out the other car and they pulled off the road as he blasted past... Turn. The. Traction. Control. Back. On. Now. Leave it alone. I turned mine off for exactly one autocross run. It's a better driver than I am/was. I've gotten to the point where I can use the performance mode, but not on a road. This is likely his very first car that can corner at all and he doesn't know how. He was goosing it pretty good in the little straights. Just for reference, a bike of your height and at the distance you were following is just about the most irritating thing in the world with the auto-dim mirror. Seems engineered to blind your right eye and unlike the old tilting mirrors you can't just turn on the dim. Thanks Chevy! I've got a 35w 5000K HID, but it's aimed properly, but I can see the auto mirror being annoying... And there's a reason I got my '07 350Z with no power seats, cruise control, traction control, auto anything, etc...
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:28:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:31:55 PM EDT
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This is Killboy's crash:
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:37:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:38:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:41:37 PM EDT
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Is this the same guy as the Cold Steel guy? Yep. If you're concerned about defending yourself against levitating racks of uncooked ribs or a single denim pants leg full of steak, he's your man.
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:41:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:42:43 PM EDT
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I guess its the red neck in me but more than half that video looks fun, and the other half Ive done. . . . . |
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