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Link Posted: 7/2/2012 11:04:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
Darwin winner in the making.....


http://youtu.be/RD_N_mUwRxs
 


some people have to learn certain things the hard way....
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 11:20:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Darwin winner in the making.....


http://youtu.be/RD_N_mUwRxs
 


some people have to learn certain things the hard way....


better buddy than I would have been.
I would have let him burn on general principle.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 11:40:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Darwin winner in the making.....


http://youtu.be/RD_N_mUwRxs
 


some people have to learn certain things the hard way....


better buddy than I would have been.
I would have let him burn on general principle.


Even if you're the one who doused him in gas and lit him up?
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:07:11 AM EDT
[#4]
I went back 10 pages and didn't see a cat thread so I'm posting this here
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:21:21 AM EDT
[#5]



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I went back 10 pages and didn't see a cat thread so I'm posting this here

http://i.imgur.com/sybjI.gif






 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:50:25 AM EDT
[#6]
Delete.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:51:12 AM EDT
[#7]
I lost (Guilty dog):

Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:01:18 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I lost (Guilty dog):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu3XG0QuM7s


oh my god my kidneys hurt from laughing so hard! he looked like he was about to start bawling at one point.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:02:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:05:45 AM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:17:41 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Darwin winner in the making.....


http://youtu.be/RD_N_mUwRxs
 


some people have to learn certain things the hard way....


better buddy than I would have been.
I would have let him burn on general principle.


You know, the initial fire wasn't actually that unsafe.

It's when they got the gasoline back out that they got into serious trouble.

Could've been much worse.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:18:30 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:


the last one was great


The music was perfect!
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:19:46 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:


J'ai détruit.  J'ai détruit d'une voie très grande.  J'ai détruit si grand j'ai dû signaler dans le français mal traduit.


Google translate LOL
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:21:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:22:10 AM EDT
[#15]
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the last one was great


LOL..."It's goin' down..."


The dog that stole the Roman Candle was freakin' great too.
WTF was the idiot-spacker at the kitchen table lighting?


There was a great story by Jack London about a guy who hated this fat slob. He KNEW the slob was a poacher and finally learned that the slob was using dynamite!

So he bought a nice little labrador bitch, trained it to fetch ANYthing her owner threw, and well... the results were predictable.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:30:38 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Darwin winner in the making.....


http://youtu.be/RD_N_mUwRxs
 


some people have to learn certain things the hard way....


better buddy than I would have been.
I would have let him burn on general principle.


Half of GD would have added gasoline.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:46:17 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Darwin winner in the making.....


http://youtu.be/RD_N_mUwRxs
 


some people have to learn certain things the hard way....


better buddy than I would have been.
I would have let him burn on general principle.


Half of GD would have added gasoline.


And caught fire themselves.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 3:13:06 AM EDT
[#18]
And caught fire themselves.


Link Posted: 7/3/2012 8:05:33 AM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:





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the last one was great


Full version with jesus counter.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6uecmg8bcQ

 


That shit was fucking hilarious!



 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 11:52:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:06:16 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:34:54 PM EDT
[#22]

 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:39:35 PM EDT
[#23]


Sgt Sugar Cookie's Household 6?  (HH6?)
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:50:21 PM EDT
[#24]
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Sgt Sugar Cookie's Household 6?  (HH6?)


future SGM.
Thats my army!
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:55:03 PM EDT
[#25]
From the cover of today's Seattle Times, and this story
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2018585723_weather03m.html






This pic from the 4th of July set up at Gas Works Park evokes a strong Planet of the Apes response in me, like I'm Charlton Heston riding down the beach in the last scene:



Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time it was... we finally really did it. [screaming]


YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
 
 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:15:28 PM EDT
[#26]


W. T. F.

Will you look at the size of that heffalump!
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:22:13 PM EDT
[#27]
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W. T. F.

Will you look at the size of that heffalump!
Shes on profile too see the tennis shoes.  Lots of fat chicks in the Army.

Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:38:14 PM EDT
[#29]
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Quoted:


Sgt Sugar Cookie's Household 6?  (HH6?)


future SGM.
Thats my army!


Bullshit!

She has a patch on her right shoulder.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:40:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:45:45 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:


W. T. F.

Will you look at the size of that heffalump!
Shes on profile too see the tennis shoes.  Lots of fat chicks in the Army.



She can't do PT because she's on profile.

She's on profile because she hurt herself by being a fatbody.

Nobody can kick her out for failing her PT tests because she's on profile, and can't take them.

It's a wonderful cycle.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:08:29 PM EDT
[#32]

Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:13:58 PM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:17:45 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Saw this on a Comcast service truck and snapped a pic on my phone.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i116/1badf350/OBX/0618111642a.jpg


When I had my plates stolen in the awesome state of Oklahoma this is what the officer told me to do.  Drove another 2000+ miles without a problem

ETA: and yes I realize they can't spell worth a shit
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:43:11 PM EDT
[#35]





I want that on a t-shirt.

 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 3:14:25 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:



Quoted:






W. T. F.



Will you look at the size of that heffalump!
Shes on profile too see the tennis shoes.  Lots of fat chicks in the Army.





She doesn't have shin splints because she wears boots.  She has shin splints because she is a fucking cow.





 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 3:15:12 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 3:16:52 PM EDT
[#38]


You sir are my hero.

Today I shall be celebrating Captain Morgan Day.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 3:27:46 PM EDT
[#39]





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You sir are my hero.





Today I shall be celebrating Captain Morgan Day.



I refuse to take credit for these things.  I'm merely a messenger.  Something along the lines of "don't fellate the messenger", but I don't remember.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 3:43:15 PM EDT
[#40]





So fucking true. This isn't funny, this is........ srsly pain lol



 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 3:44:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 4:02:22 PM EDT
[#42]


Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:06:11 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:16:54 PM EDT
[#44]
Stolen from Tony-Ri



Laughed so hard, I had to pause it 1 min in.  It gets serious at around 2:20.






Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:18:53 PM EDT
[#45]


What is that thing sticking out of his gut that makes a triangle with the M4 and the hydration tube?
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:20:39 PM EDT
[#46]



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What is that thing sticking out of his gut that makes a triangle with the M4 and the hydration tube?


Tape antenna on his radio

 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:47:45 PM EDT
[#47]


Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:01:26 PM EDT
[#48]



Quoted:


From the cover of today's Seattle Times, and this story http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2018585723_weather03m.html



http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2012/07/02/2018585798.jpg



This pic from the 4th of July set up at Gas Works Park evokes a strong Planet of the Apes response in me, like I'm Charlton Heston riding down the beach in the last scene:



Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time it was... we finally really did it. [screaming]

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"    
But why is that dude peeing in her ear?





 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:03:13 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:30:58 PM EDT
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