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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 2:22:27 PM EDT
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I just came here to post this one.
Link Posted: 5/30/2012 2:24:11 PM EDT
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/Romney owns the page like the republican nomination, because it's finally his turn


//EDIT- and like the page, he'll probably be two minutes late and blow it



 
Link Posted: 5/30/2012 2:44:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 2:49:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 2:52:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 3:06:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 3:32:22 PM EDT
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Or park in front of the strip club in anything with government plates...
Link Posted: 5/30/2012 4:15:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 4:26:32 PM EDT
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thats absolutly fawsome!
Link Posted: 5/30/2012 4:35:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 6:03:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 6:04:19 PM EDT
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This is going up over the printer tomorrow.  Lets see how long it lasts
Link Posted: 5/30/2012 7:47:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 7:58:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 8:42:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 9:51:38 PM EDT
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Oh fuck!!!   I got a feeling some people just won't get that....but those that do =
 
 
Link Posted: 5/30/2012 10:27:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 10:45:59 PM EDT
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Oh fuck!!!   I got a feeling some people just won't get that....but those that do =

   


I shook the bed hard enough chuckling, to piss off my wife who is trying to watch "The Tudors" on Netflix.
Link Posted: 5/30/2012 10:57:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2012 11:20:22 PM EDT
[#24]
Golden Triangle, represent?
Quoted:
May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it.  My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for.

On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88).  I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone.  The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need.  

On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education.  I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment.

Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again.  Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment.

However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning.  In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala.

If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know.

Thank  you,
Sister's Name





Link Posted: 5/31/2012 2:47:03 AM EDT
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Oh fuck!!!   I got a feeling some people just won't get that....but those that do =

   



I can't see whats written on the bottle
Link Posted: 5/31/2012 3:14:55 AM EDT
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Oh fuck!!!   I got a feeling some people just won't get that....but those that do =



   






I can't see whats written on the bottle




"JENKEM"















 
Link Posted: 5/31/2012 3:17:12 AM EDT
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Oh fuck!!!   I got a feeling some people just won't get that....but those that do =

   



I can't see whats written on the bottle
Jenkem

Link Posted: 5/31/2012 4:41:38 AM EDT
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working in a busy resturant, and in resturants for a while, this kills me every fucking time.
i realy need to post this at work.

infact a waiter came in last summer and he blurted out "i have a customer who is a vegan, what do you recommend?" without even thinking i say "i recommend he stops being a liberal douchebag"
the look i got from the waiter did not let me know he was on my side
Link Posted: 5/31/2012 5:33:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 11:20:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 11:34:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 1:01:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 1:15:40 PM EDT
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That why dad named you Joe Dirt!!!
Link Posted: 5/31/2012 1:30:10 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Golden Triangle, represent?
Quoted:
May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it.  My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for.

On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88).  I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone.  The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need.  

On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education.  I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment.

Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again.  Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment.

However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning.  In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala.

If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know.

Thank  you,
Sister's Name









Link Posted: 5/31/2012 2:30:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 3:22:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 3:37:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 4:02:02 PM EDT
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Here is another queen shooting a rifle:

Link Posted: 5/31/2012 4:09:04 PM EDT
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Here is another queen shooting a rifle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM


WTF!?!
Link Posted: 5/31/2012 4:52:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 5:03:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 6:03:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 6:32:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 7:15:31 PM EDT
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Hmmm, where have I seen that before...

Oh yeah, 7 posts up...
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 7:25:10 PM EDT
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Damn, the last read post button failed me.......  Maybe the seven time zones and three airports I've been through today have something to do with it......

 
Link Posted: 5/31/2012 7:52:50 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Golden Triangle, represent?
Quoted:
May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it.  My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for.

On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88).  I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone.  The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need.  

On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education.  I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment.

Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again.  Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment.

However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning.  In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala.

If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know.

Thank  you,
Sister's Name











I'd really love to see if there was any response to that.  Somehow, doubt there was.
Link Posted: 5/31/2012 10:00:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 10:20:34 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Golden Triangle, represent?
Quoted:
May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it.  My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for.

On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88).  I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone.  The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need.  

On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education.  I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment.

Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again.  Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment.

However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning.  In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala.

If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know.

Thank  you,
Sister's Name











I'd really love to see if there was any response to that.  Somehow, doubt there was.


I'll have to ask.  

Link Posted: 5/31/2012 10:31:42 PM EDT
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