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Link Posted: 5/2/2012 11:53:21 AM EDT
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NSFW for language.



Best part:

What's wrong with her?  She's just laying there.


Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:02:05 PM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know




w-hat
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:04:56 PM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know




w-hat


Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:18:27 PM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know




w-hat





LOL

Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:18:55 PM EDT
[#6]

Edited, thanks for the head up.
  Now for something completely different!




Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:23:19 PM EDT
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NSFW for language.



Best part:

What's wrong with her?  She's just laying there.




i liked that comment too. i bet granny was quite the lay back in her day.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:26:11 PM EDT
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NSFW for language.







Best part:




What's wrong with her?  She's just laying there.








i liked that comment too. i bet granny was quite the lay back in her day.
Fail. "Two hands, with space in the middle"





 
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:30:15 PM EDT
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Trayvon targets might not be a good idea for this thread.  Just saying.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:42:55 PM EDT
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SNIP


That pic has been posted in several threads all locked and trashed in seconds.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:45:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2012 12:55:36 PM EDT
[#12]


He misses the kick, and then is like "evade! evade!"
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:02:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:09:21 PM EDT
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NSFW for language.



Best part:

What's wrong with her?  She's just laying there.




i liked that comment too. i bet granny was quite the lay back in her day.
Fail. "Two hands, with space in the middle"

 


I could only make it about halfway through.  I'm crying I'm trying so hard not to laugh at work.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:10:17 PM EDT
[#15]


The first roll was actually an attempted flip kick

He fubar'd the crescent/round kick and he's too stumpy for the flip kick to be effective, so he might as well go with his strength... rolling like the fat round ball he is...
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:12:15 PM EDT
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I could only make it about halfway through.  I'm crying I'm trying so hard not to laugh at work.


U Laugh U Lose Your Job

 
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:13:16 PM EDT
[#17]
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I could only make it about halfway through.  I'm crying I'm trying so hard not to laugh at work.

U Laugh U Lose Your Job  


I am approaching the Zone of Danger™.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:42:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:45:25 PM EDT
[#19]
Remember Kimbo Slice?






 
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:47:45 PM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know




w-hat





LOL

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oXxjsQ8Nexc/T1_3zBP3SZI/AAAAAAAADOs/mC9nEiKQp14/s400/Successful_troll.gif



Uh....
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:51:58 PM EDT
[#21]
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He misses the kick, and then is like "evade! evade!"


Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:52:01 PM EDT
[#22]
<Image removed.  For Christ's sake, use a little sense, and DO NOT post the "hoodie/Skittles/tea" targets again.  ––tbk1>
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:52:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:52:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:53:06 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:53:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2012 1:53:42 PM EDT
[#27]
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The first roll was actually an attempted flip kick

He fubar'd the crescent/round kick and he's too stumpy for the flip kick to be effective, so he might as well go with his strength... rolling like the fat round ball he is...


It's like a Pokemon battle.

U LIEK MUDKIPS?
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:11:05 PM EDT
[#30]
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We have already mentioned this. It will get the thread locked.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:11:06 PM EDT
[#31]
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Snip....

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/7d06c30482d6d6e7582356fed4295cbf2cda5d91_1.jpg[/div]
I'll bet they have an awesome rifle team!    [/div]

I was thinking.....

And no they don't have a rifle team.....
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:13:20 PM EDT
[#34]
[span style='font-weight: bold;']Quoted:

<Image removed.  For Christ's sake, use a little sense, and DO NOT post the "hoodie/Skittles/tea" targets again.  ––tbk1>  


Thats hilarious, I betcha it ends up on CNN soonr or later though.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:16:07 PM EDT
[#35]


I think he meant that the shape of the buildings in the millenium falcon-complex, taken alone, kind of resemble the lugs of an AR bolt. (also, there's a cylindrical building near the center, AND that little plot of grass kinda looks like an oblong firing pin hole)

Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:16:12 PM EDT
[#36]
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I was thinking.....http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/papercraft-millennium-falcon1.jpg

And no they don't have a rifle team.....


But they do shoot first!
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:22:14 PM EDT
[#37]
I went to school there.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:23:23 PM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:25:17 PM EDT
[#39]
I thought it was supposed to be Optimus Prime's face
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:29:08 PM EDT
[#40]
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I thought it was supposed to be Optimus Prime's face


I thought it was supposed to be the Gimp mask....
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:29:47 PM EDT
[#41]
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I thought it was supposed to be Optimus Prime's face


I thought it was supposed to be the Gimp mask....


You would.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:30:51 PM EDT
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I thought it was supposed to be Optimus Prime's face


I thought it was supposed to be the Gimp mask....


You would.


PIT thread
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:31:48 PM EDT
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I thought it was supposed to be Optimus Prime's face


I thought it was supposed to be the Gimp mask....


You would.


PIT thread


BRING IT BRAH
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:32:58 PM EDT
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I thought it was supposed to be Optimus Prime's face


I thought it was supposed to be the Gimp mask....


You would.


PIT thread


BRING IT BRAH


Eh, I'm going on a walk.






How's that for the best revenge? Fucking beautiful out today....
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:34:17 PM EDT
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I thought it was supposed to be Optimus Prime's face


I thought it was supposed to be the Gimp mask....


You would.


PIT thread


BRING IT BRAH


Eh, I'm going on a walk.






How's that for the best revenge? Fucking beautiful out today....


 Winner.  

Doing HW, last workout before my fitness test on Friday in a few.
Link Posted: 5/2/2012 2:45:24 PM EDT
[#48]


Having carefully read the reviews here, I felt everyone had overreacted and went about purchasing three tubes of what I considered to be nothing more than a mildly aggressive moisturiser. Pleased with my bravery I rushed home and duly went about slathering this "cream" over my marvellous pendulous orbs and sat back for 15 minutes to allow it to work its magic on my Johnson mane which I'm told bares a close resemblance to Clarkson's barnet from the early nineties.

Now and only now do I fully understand the comparisons to Napalm, hot magma and nuclear waste............the temperature rose from what was initially a mild sauté, to a less bearable roasting and culminated in what felt like a deep fry in Mount Etna's core. At this fiery stage I took what I thought was the right action and jumped into the shower to remove Satan's tears off my now weeping unit................big mistake. The chemical reaction was akin to a weapons test using thermite and my once glorious topiary slid off in one clean section, burnt through the floor and into my living room where my unsuspecting wife thought she was being attacked by a smouldering ferret.

Worse was still to come as my Jacobs swelled to the size and appearance of a pair of basketball as a result of my `baby batter' cooking under the intense and relentless heat and forming Yorkshire puddings, with proportions that would make Ramsey & Oliver jealous. 8 months later and the doctors have helped my mobility by crafting a sack sling from a pair of woks and on a positive note Aunt Bessie is keen to discuss a lucrative advertising campaign.
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