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Link Posted: 3/24/2012 1:19:55 PM EDT
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Taken today...  Welcome to Panama City Beach...  Enjoy your spring break.

http://i42.tinypic.com/33omszc.jpg




]http://i42.tinypic.com/33omszc.jpg]

LOL. You really need an explanation?

It's a guy at a beach known to be a destination for college kids on spring break, wearing a giant inflatable horse head and being arrested.
 



Maybe I'm a square and not hep to the lingo the kids are using today, but.... are you implying he's going to wake up in a mobster's bed?


He's implying that college kids are stupid and it's a ridiculous situation. Stop trying to over think it.


Wait. Do you mean that college kids' stupidity is ridiculous, or that that particular kid is stupid and consequently in a ridiculous situation? I think I'm going to run out a few Venn diagrams and see what I come up with.
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Taken today...  Welcome to Panama City Beach...  Enjoy your spring break.

http://i42.tinypic.com/33omszc.jpg




]http://i42.tinypic.com/33omszc.jpg]

LOL. You really need an explanation?

It's a guy at a beach known to be a destination for college kids on spring break, wearing a giant inflatable horse head and being arrested.
 



Maybe I'm a square and not hep to the lingo the kids are using today, but.... are you implying he's going to wake up in a mobster's bed?


He's implying that college kids are stupid and it's a ridiculous situation. Stop trying to over think it.
I'm trying to figure it out.

Is it an inflatable horse head of an endangered variety of horse?

Is it a 'No Horse Head Zone'?

Was he guilty of 'Brandishing a horse head'?

Would they have arrested him if he was wearing a zebra head?
 


Absolutely. This business in Sanford has made Florida cops very sensitive to any white on black situation that comes to their attention.
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Pic thread



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Just read #4 then.  There are a few other well written parts of it as well.
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Sexpun T'cum


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FAIL...
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America... FUCK YEAH!!!!
Coming again to save the motherfucking day YEAH!!!
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And yet they make fun of Sailors..... Go army!
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Too true to be funny.

 
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I thought about joining the Marines, but then I realized my ASVAB was higher than 40 and I didn't have a criminal background.
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I thought about joining the Marines, but then I realized my ASVAB was higher than 40 and I didn't have a criminal background.

Hah, that's pretty funny, because I had a 92 cumulative score. I chose the Marines because I wanted to be apart of a service that didn't take just anyone that walked through the door.


 


I joined the Air Force because I didn't want to do any work.

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I thought about joining the Marines, but then I realized my ASVAB was higher than 40 and I didn't have a criminal background.

Hah, that's pretty funny, because I had a 92 cumulative score. I chose the Marines because I wanted to be apart of a service that didn't take just anyone that walked through the door.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr4k5Eq7C1r5pkzoo1_500.jpg

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I actually tried to join the Marines.  I told them I wanted Infantry, they said I was too smart and they were going to send me to commo tech.  I walked across the room asked Sgt. Mabis if I could get Infantry, he said "hell yeah!" and that was that.
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From the Rome, Georgia newspaper...








 
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I actually tried to join the Marines.  I told them I wanted Infantry, they said I was too smart and they were going to send me to commo tech.











I wish that had been my experience with the Navy.





Scored a damn 98 on the ASVAB, they tell me I'm too old for the Nuke program (29 yrs old), but "Oh, we could use a submarine electrician. How about that?"
 
 
 
 
 
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The stupid in that almost rivals the stupid in the truther thread.
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Time for a funny bomb










































































 
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Time for a funny bomb







 


So true.
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Those are some hellacious creases in his noggin.




 
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