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Posted: 3/13/2012 3:38:40 PM EDT
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I would had them a $20, two dimes and three pennies AND a nickle. Then - I get two quarters back. 
Quarters add up to real dollars faster...if you are one of those people who saves and rolls their change. Same applies even if he didn't give the nickle - since rolling pennies takes forever to amount to anything. I believe you better re-think your math... 
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Posted: 3/13/2012 3:39:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 3:46:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I would had them a $20, two dimes and three pennies AND a nickle. Then - I get two quarters back. Quarters add up to real dollars faster...if you are one of those people who saves and rolls their change. Same applies even if he didn't give the nickle - since rolling pennies takes forever to amount to anything. I believe you better re-think your math... http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/STFU/7/stfu-punk.jpg This is a humor thread You don't find it humorous that they talk about "nowadays" yet can't post it right either? Pic thread...  |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 4:36:14 PM EDT
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THAT appears to be from before he became the musical legend known as UNKNOWN HINSON!! |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 4:44:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 4:47:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 4:49:32 PM EDT
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Look between the 2 chicks
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Posted: 3/13/2012 4:50:19 PM EDT
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Look between the 2 chicks Oh snap. 
Edit: I meant, BESIDES that obviously obvious other person right there... 
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Posted: 3/13/2012 4:58:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I would had them a $20, two dimes and three pennies AND a nickle. Then - I get two quarters back. Quarters add up to real dollars faster...if you are one of those people who saves and rolls their change. Same applies even if he didn't give the nickle - since rolling pennies takes forever to amount to anything. Does it count if I lost on this? |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:04:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:06:48 PM EDT
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I would had them a $20, two dimes and three pennies AND a nickle. Then - I get two quarters back.
Quarters add up to real dollars faster...if you are one of those people who saves and rolls their change. Same applies even if he didn't give the nickle - since rolling pennies takes forever to amount to anything. Does it count if I lost on this? Finally - someone "got" it.
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:13:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:14:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:16:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:18:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: Look between the 2 chicks Why are black girls always doing that? . |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:21:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:25:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: THAT appears to be from before he became the musical legend known as UNKNOWN HINSON!! Is that him? |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:27:07 PM EDT
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That's Neil deGrasse Tyson, the guy largely responsible for the reclassification of the planets. |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:30:30 PM EDT
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because he's with Pluto. As director of the Hayden Planetarium, Tyson bucked traditional thinking to keep Pluto from being referred to as the ninth planet in exhibits at the center. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson eta; i was beat by three min. |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:32:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:33:36 PM EDT
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That is awesome! Is that why those kids turned into the overzealous helicopter parents of today? 
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:33:38 PM EDT
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THAT appears to be from before he became the musical legend known as UNKNOWN HINSON!! Is that him? Yea, that's him. |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:51:01 PM EDT
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 WET T SHIRT CONTEST WINNER! CVN
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:52:15 PM EDT
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That's Neil deGrasse Tyson, the guy largely responsible for the reclassification of the planets. I knew who Tyson was, but this is where I finally caught up with the rest of the class. I thought that was Goofy. 
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:54:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 6:10:09 PM EDT
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That's Neil deGrasse Tyson, the guy largely responsible for the reclassification of the planets. I knew who Tyson was, but this is where I finally caught up with the rest of the class. I thought that was Goofy.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-oA3XqDaCJkA/T1_CblpTfKI/AAAAAAAAAss/YeofvOqLlS4/s350/chimp_in_a_mask.gif That....is messed up.... 
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Posted: 3/13/2012 6:55:25 PM EDT
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Pluto looking at Pluto? |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 7:05:12 PM EDT
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Net result, fewer coins. Instead of a quarter, two dimes, a nickel, and five pennies, I have two quarters and a nickel. Plus I get to give that bitch math. Bitches hate math. Edit: It's a picture thread, my apologies. 
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Posted: 3/13/2012 7:16:39 PM EDT
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I knew that police car and the area looked familiar. I rost hard when I confirmed it was in fact Raleigh Police. http://www.lmpd.com/news/story.php?sid=427 |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 7:19:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 7:28:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: The police report on the incident said that a clipboard in the car slid into the steering wheel, locking it into place.Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I knew that police car and the area looked familiar. I rost hard when I confirmed it was in fact Raleigh Police. http://www.lmpd.com/news/story.php?sid=427 They called that a steering defect/ LOL |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 7:38:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 8:07:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 8:24:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 8:29:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 8:48:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 9:02:25 PM EDT
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Net result, fewer coins. Instead of a quarter, two dimes, a nickel, and five pennies, I have two quarters and a nickel. Plus I get to give that bitch math. Bitches hate math. Edit: It's a picture thread, my apologies. http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/2c9e9920deeaf5a0af3ca2b5f518cab6.png Sooooooooooooooo fucking lost! Looking at this while the wife asks for help on her algebra homework. I'm gonna go sit on the can so I don't shit myself from laughing. 
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Posted: 3/13/2012 9:59:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2012 11:09:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2012 12:22:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2012 12:23:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2012 12:28:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2012 12:35:03 AM EDT
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I would had them a $20, two dimes and three pennies AND a nickle. Then - I get two quarters back.
Quarters add up to real dollars faster...if you are one of those people who saves and rolls their change. Same applies even if he didn't give the nickle - since rolling pennies takes forever to amount to anything. Does it count if I lost on this? Finally - someone "got" it. I will assist arfcome here as to what happened to that cashier. You see if your order comes to 7.03 and you have a ten, you might want to give them the ten plus the nickle in your pocket so that you only have more papers and less change in your pocket. The problem is that retarded customers will come in and get something for 6.77 and give you the ten plus a quarter because they got the system reversed. The coin has to be more than the amount to the right of the decimal, not the other way around. I used to have customers do this when I worked at a BK and I usually wanted to smack them. It's not unreasonable to not be able to make change from that sort of asshattery since it only occurs once every 1000 times. And to some extent you almost stop using math when making change long enough. When someone gave me a 10 for an order that was 9.59, I knew that I'd be giving them one coin from each little bin. If you're really cool like me, you'd use both hands. R & L hand would grab a penny and quarter at the same time, R & L hand would then grab a nickle and a dime at the same time. Getting the extra coin thing reversed would confuse me since I didn't really use math to make the change. Using association and muscle memory was more efficient and probably more accurate then doing math in your head. |
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:20:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2012 2:31:02 AM EDT
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because he's with Pluto. As director of the Hayden Planetarium, Tyson bucked traditional thinking to keep Pluto from being referred to as the ninth planet in exhibits at the center. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson eta; i was beat by three min. He has stated... that this decision has resulted in large amounts of hate mail, much of it from children. 
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Posted: 3/14/2012 3:02:18 AM EDT
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Last time I saw that it was General Reinwald who said it.
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Posted: 3/14/2012 4:04:46 AM EDT
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That's Neil deGrasse Tyson, the guy largely responsible for the reclassification of the planets. Thanks Sheldon. |
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Posted: 3/14/2012 4:15:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: That's Neil deGrasse Tyson, the guy largely responsible for the reclassification of the planets. Thanks Sheldon. |
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Posted: 3/14/2012 5:52:21 AM EDT
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Wait for it....
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Posted: 3/14/2012 5:54:00 AM EDT
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Page 221, post 11000 in the thread.
Dammit. Math fail. Got 11K, though! |
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