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"boreto cunt". Hmm... I think I may have encountered that one time during my younger .mil years. |
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Quoted: This thread is now funny again, nearly spit hot chocolate all over my laptop Agreed! I'm losing all over the place! |
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"boreto cunt". Hmm... I think I may have encountered that one time during my younger .mil years. I'm glad you decyphered that LOL |
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I called dibs on her when she was on 8 Simple Rules. SMOKING HOT> |
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) |
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I made my cashiers count change correctly, not just "9.32isyourchangethanks". And all the money had to face the same way (I let them choose which way, because I'm cool like that) That was 17 years ago tho, and most of my employees were older than me (damn kids didn't want to work in the 90's!), annoys the hell out of me the way even the older cashiers wad up my money and chant whatever the screen tells them to say. Also, I'm only 44 and I complain like a 70 year old. Plus, I'm running out of pics http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb159/wyzardd/38979751.gif I ran a shop with out a cash register. I could take cash, make change in my head and hold a conversation with the customer all at once. |
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I was charged $16.21 and gave the cashier a $20, a $1, and a quarter. It was like I had just asked her to do vector calculus.
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I was charged $16.21 and gave the cashier a $20, a $1, and a quarter. It was like I had just asked her to do vector calculus. Welll duuuuuh. What good is 4 pennys? |
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I was charged $16.21 and gave the cashier a $20, a $1, and a quarter. It was like I had just asked her to do vector calculus. Welll duuuuuh. What good is 4 pennys? I should have given her an extra penny just to blow her mind. |
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) Next time give them the extra change after they key the $20 into the register. Fun as hell. |
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) Next time give them the extra change after they key the $20 into the register. Fun as hell. It takes them about 15 minutes to audit the register if you do that at Office Max and it involves a $100 bill. |
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Quoted: I went out with 2 different 'Penny's at various times.Quoted: I was charged $16.21 and gave the cashier a $20, a $1, and a quarter. It was like I had just asked her to do vector calculus. Welll duuuuuh. What good is 4 pennys? If it had been 4, this answer would be on a Ouija board. |
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lol onh shit. forgot about that. was jdurnk yesterday. sawy it again. funny all voer. luuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooolz! Maybe we should talk... TRG |
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Quoted: Quoted: lol onh shit. forgot about that. was jdurnk yesterday. sawy it again. funny all voer. luuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooolz! Maybe we should talk... TRG Dude, I don't really remember the past 3 days. We should party sometime. |
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[url=http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=38063[/url] Well played. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Wish I could embed this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKbSmwIToo I recorded the audio off of that and put in on my ipod a couple years ago. I still laugh my ass off when it comes up on random. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKbSmwIToo ROST! |
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Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I would had them a $20, two dimes and three pennies AND a nickle. Then - I get two quarters back. Quarters add up to real dollars faster...if you are one of those people who saves and rolls their change. Same applies even if he didn't give the nickle - since rolling pennies takes forever to amount to anything. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Minds were blown. I don't get it. Giving an extra quarter does not save you anything(an extra dollar bill in the change, etc). It just means they have to give a quarter back in change. Or is the funny supposed to be the 52 different mathematical formulas they scribbled down to try to validate that the register knows how to add and subtract properly? I used to work a cash register. Any of the idiots I worked with could do the math in their heads, or the boss wouldnt trust them with cash; You put the amount in the register so the change shows on the receipt as a backup if the customer bitches. Nowadays? Order comes to $8.68, I hand them a $20, two dimes and three pennies, and they get a fucking nosebleed. (So, of course, I do, cause I'm an asshole like that.) I'm confused...Why would you want $11.55 in change? Pic thread... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/jsteih/funny_cops_02.jpg I would had them a $20, two dimes and three pennies AND a nickle. Then - I get two quarters back. Quarters add up to real dollars faster...if you are one of those people who saves and rolls their change. Same applies even if he didn't give the nickle - since rolling pennies takes forever to amount to anything. I believe you better re-think your math... |
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I thought it looked more like a taco. Maybe he's gay. Oh and Daylight Saving Time is a bitch. |
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