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Link Posted: 10/13/2014 5:46:08 PM EDT
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This.

Our education system at work. Judging by the responses, we are teaching our children to be dummies.
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This.
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This.


87 duh
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96?
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96?


Link Posted: 10/13/2014 5:55:04 PM EDT
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Winner!
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no, windows.
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 5:57:20 PM EDT
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50
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4/2=2

100/2=50

50!
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  i worked in the bar business for 20 years, and i can assure you that list is 100% truth.

The primary point I gathered from the article is that bartenders are ill-humored people who don't have much good to say about any thing or any one.
 
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3. You’re probably going to jail if you drink a lot of this.

[div style='margin-left: 40px;']As someone that formerly worked at the DA’s office, it seems like all crimes start with Bud Light. Not miller, not coors, not tequila, not whisky, not malt liquor…..Bud Light…from vehicular manslaughter to 1st degree murder…..Bud Light





     
  i worked in the bar business for 20 years, and i can assure you that list is 100% truth.

The primary point I gathered from the article is that bartenders are ill-humored people who don't have much good to say about any thing or any one.
 


As a bartender, my job was not to make people smarter.
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Maybe she died two years ago.  


 
 
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So the current job was more of a lateral move?  
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Look at all the responses on the right...facepalm
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Ya, she could be 50....forever if'n she got da Ebola...
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hahahaha, holy crap. 98 FTW!!
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U of Texas fan, figures.
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 9:01:45 PM EDT
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Whole lotta oxygen thieves up in here...
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Lets get back to funny.
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Thanks for your input. You have made this thread better

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Thanks for your input. You have made this thread better

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Thanks for your input. You have made this thread better

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Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me.


LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY.
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Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me.





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Thanks for your input. You have made this thread better



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Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me.





LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY.
Totally, someone should post something funny.

 



You first.
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Not one fuck was given this day.





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LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY.

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Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me.


LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY.

Link Posted: 10/13/2014 9:45:38 PM EDT
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That actually made me LOL.
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Damn!
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Everyone knows that if you're double your sibling's age, you're double their age for your entire life.

50.



I've heard questions like that that actually make you think, but that was just plain stupid.  I'm four, sibling's two, I'm two years older.  I'm a hundred, I'm still two years older.  Sibling's 98.  Funny how time is linear and not exponential.
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Everyone knows that if you're double your sibling's age, you're double their age for your entire life.

50.



I've heard questions like that that actually make you think, but that was just plain stupid.  I'm four, sibling's two, I'm two years older.  I'm a hundred, I'm still two years older.  Sibling's 98.  Funny how time is linear and not exponential.
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Shhhhhh, we aren't done making fun of the dim witted yet. Don't give it away just yet.




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Are you an Aggie?
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LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY.



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Pffft...there is only one Randy Watson.  SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!








 
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Who's Angie?



 

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So I'm a hardware store in a rural area this weekend buying a few things, including two buckets... The girl behind the register, making small talk, asks me what the buckets are for. I pointed at the label and said "We have a toddler infestation in the orchard. We're gonna fill these up and leave them out so the problem takes care of itself."

She was not amused

We did make amends and chatted about the joys of parenthood (turns out she had just had returned back to work after having her first baby)

Yeah, CSB, but it's a true tale.
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How do you like being a hardware store?
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ment Aggie
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Tonight just isn't your night,huh?
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Who's Angie?
 

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ment Aggiemeant texan
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Tonight just isn't your night,huh?
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Tonight just isn't your night,huh?



nope
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I am guessing so he can see his BUIS without the eotech getting in the way.... No one taught him  about co witnessing or about how an eotech mounts....
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Tier 1, HS/LD shit right there.Bungee sling and all!
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So I'm a hardware store in a rural area this weekend buying a few things, including two buckets... The girl behind the register, making small talk, asks me what the buckets are for. I pointed at the label and said "We have a toddler infestation in the orchard. We're gonna fill these up and leave them out so the problem takes care of itself."

She was not amused

We did make amends and chatted about the joys of parenthood (turns out she had just had returned back to work after having her first baby)

Yeah, CSB, but it's a true tale.


How do you like being a hardware store?


The largest decepticon known to man.
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Must be a Common Core thing
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A small slice of the current WWE roster that somehow encapsulates the state of affairs in the industry today.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Lf9NujFSg

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Lf9NujFSg[/youtube]
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Lost hard.  Wife didn't get it.
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