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i worked in the bar business for 20 years, and i can assure you that list is 100% truth. The primary point I gathered from the article is that bartenders are ill-humored people who don't have much good to say about any thing or any one. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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http://thoughtcatalog.com/madison-moore/2014/03/20-bartenders-reveal-what-your-drink-says-about-you/ 3. You’re probably going to jail if you drink a lot of this.[div style='margin-left: 40px;']As someone that formerly worked at the DA’s office, it seems like all crimes start with Bud Light. Not miller, not coors, not tequila, not whisky, not malt liquor…..Bud Light…from vehicular manslaughter to 1st degree murder…..Bud Lighti worked in the bar business for 20 years, and i can assure you that list is 100% truth. The primary point I gathered from the article is that bartenders are ill-humored people who don't have much good to say about any thing or any one. As a bartender, my job was not to make people smarter. |
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Ya, she could be 50....forever if'n she got da Ebola... |
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U of Texas fan, figures. |
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Lets get back to funny. Thanks for your input. You have made this thread better http://i58.tinypic.com/5vwr43.png Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me. LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY. |
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Quoted: Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me. LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Lets get back to funny. Thanks for your input. You have made this thread better http://i58.tinypic.com/5vwr43.png Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me. LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY. You first.
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Lets get back to funny. Thanks for your input. You have made this thread better http://i58.tinypic.com/5vwr43.png Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me. LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY. |
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Not one fuck was given this day. http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/daily_gifdump_716_08.gif?w=465&h=297 View Quote Damn! |
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Everyone knows that if you're double your sibling's age, you're double their age for your entire life.
50. I've heard questions like that that actually make you think, but that was just plain stupid. I'm four, sibling's two, I'm two years older. I'm a hundred, I'm still two years older. Sibling's 98. Funny how time is linear and not exponential. |
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Everyone knows that if you're double your sibling's age, you're double their age for your entire life. 50. I've heard questions like that that actually make you think, but that was just plain stupid. I'm four, sibling's two, I'm two years older. I'm a hundred, I'm still two years older. Sibling's 98. Funny how time is linear and not exponential. View Quote Shhhhhh, we aren't done making fun of the dim witted yet. Don't give it away just yet. |
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Are you an Aggie? |
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Quoted: Don't get butt hurt. He wasn't the only one to mention it. This is the second time on this page I've mentioned it. Don't like it, report me or ignore me. LETS GET BACK TO THE FUNNY. http://media.giphy.com/media/IOCXHPvn3WErm/giphy.gif Pffft...there is only one Randy Watson. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!! |
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Who's Angie? |
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http://images.mysafetylabels.com/img/lg/L/Vinyl-Bucket-Warning-Label-LB-L538-V100.gif So I'm a hardware store in a rural area this weekend buying a few things, including two buckets... The girl behind the register, making small talk, asks me what the buckets are for. I pointed at the label and said "We have a toddler infestation in the orchard. We're gonna fill these up and leave them out so the problem takes care of itself." She was not amused We did make amends and chatted about the joys of parenthood (turns out she had just had returned back to work after having her first baby) Yeah, CSB, but it's a true tale. View Quote How do you like being a hardware store? |
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Who's Angie? ment Aggie |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes I am guessing so he can see his BUIS without the eotech getting in the way.... No one taught him about co witnessing or about how an eotech mounts.... |
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Tier 1, HS/LD shit right there.Bungee sling and all! |
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http://images.mysafetylabels.com/img/lg/L/Vinyl-Bucket-Warning-Label-LB-L538-V100.gif So I'm a hardware store in a rural area this weekend buying a few things, including two buckets... The girl behind the register, making small talk, asks me what the buckets are for. I pointed at the label and said "We have a toddler infestation in the orchard. We're gonna fill these up and leave them out so the problem takes care of itself." She was not amused We did make amends and chatted about the joys of parenthood (turns out she had just had returned back to work after having her first baby) Yeah, CSB, but it's a true tale. How do you like being a hardware store? The largest decepticon known to man. |
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In case you didn't see the Peppa Pig thread (if you don't have a toddler that watches Peppa Pig, probably not funny to you): http://youtu.be/42JQYPioVo4 View Quote Lost hard. Wife didn't get it. |
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