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Posted: 3/29/2014 6:41:09 PM EDT
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I wouldn't have believed it if it didn't happen to me, but I once stopped a guy whose first name was: Madeintawain He didn't have his ID on him, and he pronounced it weird. When I wrote it down and realized what it said, I asked him if he was for real and ran his name. He was for real. I asked him what his name meant and he replied, "I don't know. Some African shit my mom made up." Quote HistoryQuoted:
He didn't have his ID on him, and he pronounced it weird. When I wrote it down and realized what it said, I asked him if he was for real and ran his name. He was for real. I asked him what his name meant and he replied, "I don't know. Some African shit my mom made up." Some nurses struggled for an hour to keep a woman from naming her child after one of the hospital signs. "Gynecology." |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 8:30:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2014 9:10:05 PM EDT
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The comments on this are hilarious.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_3k1sNpgM[/youtube] |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 10:04:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat was your 87th post. It should have been perfect! 
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Posted: 3/29/2014 10:07:44 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83977105_zpsf5e3b2a8.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83977105_zpsf5e3b2a8.jpg</a> Wait, condoms have an up? 
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Posted: 3/29/2014 10:14:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryThis is why black people are stereotyped. They bring it upon themselves. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 10:22:40 PM EDT
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Wait, condoms have an up? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83977105_zpsf5e3b2a8.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83977105_zpsf5e3b2a8.jpg</a> Wait, condoms have an up? ummmmm, how many kids do you have? They can only be put on 1 way 
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Posted: 3/30/2014 12:04:45 AM EDT
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ummmmm, how many kids do you have? They can only be put on 1 way Quote HistoryQuoted:
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83977105_zpsf5e3b2a8.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83977105_zpsf5e3b2a8.jpg</a> Wait, condoms have an up? ummmmm, how many kids do you have? They can only be put on 1 way When i was young and it meant having sex my willpower alone could get one on in any direction. |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 12:11:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 12:22:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 12:24:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 12:31:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 12:48:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 1:02:15 AM EDT
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What was the nutella for? Quote HistoryAs a buffer to keep all the mentos from hitting at once is my thought. |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 2:26:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 2:38:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 2:51:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryFuck be upon him. 
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Posted: 3/30/2014 3:27:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 3:46:10 AM EDT
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Lawl DC. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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<a href="http://s1129.photobucket.com/user/daj4290/media/dcmetro.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m519/daj4290/dcmetro.jpg</a> Lawl DC. Care to fill me in on this? |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 3:50:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 10:18:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou don't know how close this is to real life.
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Posted: 3/30/2014 11:06:51 AM EDT
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You don't know how close this is to real life. Quote HistoryQuoted:
You don't know how close this is to real life. Yes, I do. That's why I turned it off at "blue ink". It sounded like some of my contract negotiations in Cambodia, where they wouldn't allow our people to go in certain areas, or handle perimeter security, but wanted us to be financially 100% responsible if someone stole anything, anywhere. No kidding. |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 11:08:02 AM EDT
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You don't know how close this is to real life. Quote HistoryQuoted:
You don't know how close this is to real life. I know exactly how close that is to real life. 
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Posted: 3/30/2014 2:46:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI never realized I was Asian before..... |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 3:01:23 PM EDT
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I never realized I was Asian before..... Quote HistoryI'm changing my name to Anderson. |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 3:18:48 PM EDT
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I never realized I was Asian before..... Quote HistorySo you're the expert? Well let's get it done. You see how they like to use the "us" and the "we" when discussing the endgoal, but the "expert" is responsible for figuring it out. This feels like some of the DRUM meetings I have to sit in. |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 3:20:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 4:50:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 5:08:25 PM EDT
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Quote History this was my life back when i was dealing with bar owners. "you're supposed to be the expert."
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Posted: 3/30/2014 5:09:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 5:52:34 PM EDT
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I never realized I was Asian before..... Quote HistoryAn ex is a has-been; a spurt is a drip under pressure. |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 5:53:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 5:57:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat. Is. Awesome! |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 6:14:25 PM EDT
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That. Is. Awesome! Quote HistoryQuoted:
That. Is. Awesome! I believe you mean "LAWesome". |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 6:30:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 7:06:39 PM EDT
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Quote Historyat first I was 
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Posted: 3/30/2014 7:23:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 8:41:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 8:43:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat isn't even funny. Every damn day.   |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 8:54:52 PM EDT
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That isn't even funny. Every damn day.
Quote HistoryIt about gave me an anxiety attack - when one works with paint...the color thing nearly drove me up the wall. It's exactly like that...seriously. I want a red car; but use this blue paint. |
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Posted: 3/30/2014 10:21:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2014 11:30:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/31/2014 12:36:33 AM EDT
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at first I was
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at first I was
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Posted: 3/31/2014 2:04:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's beyond me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: at first I was but then I It's beyond me. I either don't get it, or it's not funny.
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Posted: 3/31/2014 2:19:46 AM EDT
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Maybe something how one of government's functions is the creation and maintenance of roads and that appears to be a paved deer trail? I either don't get it, or it's not funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 3/31/2014 2:47:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/31/2014 4:36:48 AM EDT
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Maybe something how one of government's functions is the creation and maintenance of roads and that appears to be a paved deer trail? I either don't get it, or it's not funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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at first I was
but then I It's beyond me. I either don't get it, or it's not funny. "Who will build the roads?"... 
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Posted: 3/31/2014 4:43:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/31/2014 6:53:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/31/2014 7:54:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryLawst. |
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