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Posted: 3/22/2014 7:29:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIf that was real, my opinion of that movie would improve significantly! |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 10:28:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 10:32:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 10:33:58 AM EDT
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Cashier: Total fucks given...zero
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Posted: 3/22/2014 10:38:52 AM EDT
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I took apart an old battery powered grill igniter and wired all the leads together. When we have party's I wire up one of the metal bistro chairs and the metal table and shock unsuspecting people when they lean on the table. 
Everyone gets pissed off at first, but damn if they dont want to get someone else shocked. After the crowd goes through this and everyone knows, I put it away and the rest of the night is spent clicking a clicker and watching people jump for no reason. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I took apart an old battery powered grill igniter and wired all the leads together. When we have party's I wire up one of the metal bistro chairs and the metal table and shock unsuspecting people when they lean on the table.
Everyone gets pissed off at first, but damn if they dont want to get someone else shocked. After the crowd goes through this and everyone knows, I put it away and the rest of the night is spent clicking a clicker and watching people jump for no reason. You sir, are an evil genius 
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Posted: 3/22/2014 10:51:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 10:57:00 AM EDT
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Quote History1. Thats a big rock. 2. or is the "shit" comment about not being able to take drink of his beer, that he just popped the top on? |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 11:18:38 AM EDT
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Not really funny, but pretty impressive for such a small guy.
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Posted: 3/22/2014 11:25:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You sir, are an evil genius Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I took apart an old battery powered grill igniter and wired all the leads together. When we have party's I wire up one of the metal bistro chairs and the metal table and shock unsuspecting people when they lean on the table. Everyone gets pissed off at first, but damn if they dont want to get someone else shocked. After the crowd goes through this and everyone knows, I put it away and the rest of the night is spent clicking a clicker and watching people jump for no reason. You sir, are an evil genius That thing throws an honest 1" spark. We had 15 adults all hold hands in a circle with the end guys holding on to only the leads, everybody got hit and good. The women folk really get umm....interested if it hits them in the right twat spot, but my brother thinks I killed his sperms.  No one turns down my invites, but Im never filling a garbage bag with oxy/aceteline again. There was fire everywhere but in the fire pit.
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Posted: 3/22/2014 11:27:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIncoming vomit in 3,2,1... |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 11:31:28 AM EDT
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Incoming vomit coma, ambulance ride, and funeral in 3,2,1... Quote HistoryQuoted:
Incoming vomit coma, ambulance ride, and funeral in 3,2,1... |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 12:33:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 1:26:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryGreat save! I did the same thing with the cake at my aunt's wedding! |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 1:27:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Incoming vomit coma, ambulance ride, and funeral in 3,2,1... |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 1:33:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 1:36:00 PM EDT
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Incoming vomit coma, ambulance ride, and funeral in 3,2,1... Seriously. This is a recipe to kill yourself. I've seen it happen (but with significantly more alcohol). |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 2:07:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: SMPFilms did it better.  |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 3:18:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 4:24:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 4:47:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 5:20:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 5:23:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 5:24:24 PM EDT
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that's another reason why I love hockey!
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Posted: 3/22/2014 5:46:32 PM EDT
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That thing throws an honest 1" spark. We had 15 adults all hold hands in a circle with the end guys holding on to only the leads, everybody got hit and good. The women folk really get umm....interested if it hits them in the right twat spot, but my brother thinks I killed his sperms.
No one turns down my invites, but Im never filling a garbage bag with oxy/aceteline again.
There was fire everywhere but in the fire pit.
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I took apart an old battery powered grill igniter and wired all the leads together. When we have party's I wire up one of the metal bistro chairs and the metal table and shock unsuspecting people when they lean on the table.
Everyone gets pissed off at first, but damn if they dont want to get someone else shocked. After the crowd goes through this and everyone knows, I put it away and the rest of the night is spent clicking a clicker and watching people jump for no reason. You sir, are an evil genius That thing throws an honest 1" spark. We had 15 adults all hold hands in a circle with the end guys holding on to only the leads, everybody got hit and good. The women folk really get umm....interested if it hits them in the right twat spot, but my brother thinks I killed his sperms.
No one turns down my invites, but Im never filling a garbage bag with oxy/aceteline again.
There was fire everywhere but in the fire pit.
Freeze Mentos in ice cubes and make people Jack/Coke. 
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Posted: 3/22/2014 5:50:19 PM EDT
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Freeze Mentos in ice cubes and make people Jack/Coke. Someone who orders a jack and diet coke deserves it.
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Posted: 3/22/2014 5:54:50 PM EDT
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Someone who orders a jack and diet coke deserves it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Freeze Mentos in ice cubes and make people Jack/Coke. Someone who orders a jack and diet coke deserves it. Does not have to be diet coke. People just use diet coke because it will not make a sticky mess. But anyone that mixes whisk(e)y and coke deserves to be treated that way.
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Posted: 3/22/2014 6:25:03 PM EDT
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Does not have to be diet coke. People just use diet coke because it will not make a sticky mess. But anyone that mixes whisk(e)y and coke deserves to be treated that way. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Freeze Mentos in ice cubes and make people Jack/Coke. Someone who orders a jack and diet coke deserves it. Does not have to be diet coke. People just use diet coke because it will not make a sticky mess. But anyone that mixes whisk(e)y and coke deserves to be treated that way. Just make sure to make them go outside after they get the drink.
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Posted: 3/22/2014 8:04:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 8:15:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryShe hungers for your soul. |
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Posted: 3/22/2014 8:35:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 8:51:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 8:57:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/22/2014 9:01:55 PM EDT
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Is that actually Yolandi?  Quote History
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Posted: 3/22/2014 9:19:59 PM EDT
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Quote History#26 reminds me of an old girlfriend in high school!
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Posted: 3/22/2014 10:05:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i lost it on thatQuote HistoryMe too
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Posted: 3/22/2014 10:57:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 3/22/2014 11:22:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
http://i.imgur.com/nH3rklC.jpg 
This girl? 
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Posted: 3/23/2014 1:15:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2014 1:18:40 AM EDT
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Is that actually Yolandi? Quote History
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Posted: 3/23/2014 1:29:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2014 1:34:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2014 3:41:32 AM EDT
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Quote Historylol! |
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Posted: 3/23/2014 4:15:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2014 5:19:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: http://i.imgur.com/nH3rklC.jpg  |
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Posted: 3/23/2014 6:17:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2014 6:40:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryTop 10 best Doctor Who Moments right there! ~Whovian |
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Posted: 3/23/2014 7:33:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2014 8:37:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2014 9:13:55 AM EDT
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 good citizen
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Posted: 3/23/2014 10:46:09 AM EDT
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Murica!
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