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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 3:17:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 3:19:44 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure you all are fags. No one has mentioned whats in the background.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 3:20:10 PM EDT
[#3]


That's Dave chappelle Geez!
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 3:22:48 PM EDT
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Quoted:


I'm pretty sure you all are fags. No one has mentioned whats in the background.


A skinny hipster chick?


I see those every. day.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 3:34:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 5:18:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 5:27:14 PM EDT
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Holy freakin shit

 
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 5:44:39 PM EDT
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Holy freakin shit  


Link Posted: 1/19/2012 5:51:08 PM EDT
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I don't embed

Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a Twinkie... like a Twinkie
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 6:34:10 PM EDT
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On a side note. I could listen to Morgan Freeman read the phone book.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 6:42:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:42:48 PM EDT
[#12]
Not a fan of PETA, but made me laugh...

Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:50:16 PM EDT
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Not a fan of PETA, but made me laugh...

http://youtu.be/rA2JuxRdlmA


That's funny.

Link Posted: 1/19/2012 8:51:40 PM EDT
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Not a fan of PETA, but made me laugh...

http://youtu.be/rA2JuxRdlmA




Normally PETA's ads and other PR stuff is shitty and counterproductive, but that was funny.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 9:20:14 PM EDT
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Um.  Firefox, Chrome, IE, and???????????????

It is not Opera or Safari or Maxthon or Sea Monkey or Avant or Dolphin. So what is she supposed to be?


Did anyone figure it out?
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 9:38:07 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Um.  Firefox, Chrome, IE, and???????????????

It is not Opera or Safari or Maxthon or Sea Monkey or Avant or Dolphin. So what is she supposed to be?


Did anyone figure it out?


It's the spinning wait cursor from a Mac, so it's Safari.
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 9:51:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 10:25:39 PM EDT
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Yes. That. Was awesome.



 
Link Posted: 1/19/2012 11:02:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 11:04:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2012 11:34:38 PM EDT
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That reminds me of the last time I smoked ... Uh, clove cigarettes. Yeah, cloves. Anyway, back in 1985 this guy was showing me a cigarette rolling device he got from ZigZag and gave me one of the finished products. A while later, as I was sitting there in a folding chair listening to Floyd (I assume, it was always Pink fucking Floyd. I still can't stand Dark fucking Side of the fucking Moon, fucking stoners) and I realized I really had to take a leak.
Suddenly I'm in the bathroom peeing. Zip up, turn around, and I'm back on the folding chair. No, I didn't piss myself. As far as I can tell I actually did teleport, twice. I then asked Wade if he saw me leave, he claimed I'd been sitting there the whole time.
I've been drug clove free since that day. And I have no idea if I washed my hands that time.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:17:41 AM EDT
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Funnier'n Hell!
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:18:33 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Ok, speaking as a geek, that was funny.


Yup.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:30:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:31:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2012 4:50:09 AM EDT
[#27]
Already posted elsewere.

http://wimp.com/jawsmovie/
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 5:11:34 AM EDT
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She's better than most of the hardcore singers these days.






Link Posted: 1/20/2012 6:57:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2012 7:21:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2012 8:46:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2012 8:47:20 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:


Too soon?


No...that's funny.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 8:50:15 AM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 8:50:45 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:


Too soon?


No, that's funny as hell.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:36:52 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:


Practice your funny more.


Meany.

TRG
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 9:43:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2012 10:38:45 AM EDT
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Wow.  







Obviously parallel parking isn't a required part of their driver's testing.  



 
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:25:46 AM EDT
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Wow.  







Obviously parallel parking isn't a required part of their driver's testing.  

 
Among other requirements - I had to parallel park an 18 on both sides of the street to get my 'A'.





 
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:31:16 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:


That reminds me of the last time I smoked ... Uh, clove cigarettes. Yeah, cloves. Anyway, back in 1985 this guy was showing me a cigarette rolling device he got from ZigZag and gave me one of the finished products. A while later, as I was sitting there in a folding chair listening to Floyd (I assume, it was always Pink fucking Floyd. I still can't stand Dark fucking Side of the fucking Moon, fucking stoners) and I realized I really had to take a leak.
Suddenly I'm in the bathroom peeing. Zip up, turn around, and I'm back on the folding chair. No, I didn't piss myself. As far as I can tell I actually did teleport, twice. I then asked Wade if he saw me leave, he claimed I'd been sitting there the whole time.
I've been drug clove free since that day. And I have no idea if I washed my hands that time.


light weight
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:38:51 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Too soon?


No, that's funny as hell.


Too soon.  Media isn't done with their dramatising it.

Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:44:32 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


Too soon?


No, that's funny as hell.


Too soon.  Media isn't done with their dramatising it.



not soon enough
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 2:07:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:11:50 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 3:20:42 PM EDT
[#44]
One of the best 404 pages I've seen

http://www.nosh.com/404
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 4:10:44 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:


That reminds me of the last time I smoked ... Uh, clove cigarettes. Yeah, cloves. Anyway, back in 1985 this guy was showing me a cigarette rolling device he got from ZigZag and gave me one of the finished products. A while later, as I was sitting there in a folding chair listening to Floyd (I assume, it was always Pink fucking Floyd. I still can't stand Dark fucking Side of the fucking Moon, fucking stoners) and I realized I really had to take a leak.
Suddenly I'm in the bathroom peeing. Zip up, turn around, and I'm back on the folding chair. No, I didn't piss myself. As far as I can tell I actually did teleport, twice. I then asked Wade if he saw me leave, he claimed I'd been sitting there the whole time.
I've been drug clove free since that day. And I have no idea if I washed my hands that time.


light weight


Quite likely. I've never claimed that I had a high tolerance to the stuff. Lack of practice most likely. Alas, alcohol was my drug of choice. Probably would have been better off going the smoke route, honestly.
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 4:17:23 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Practice your funny more.


Meany.

TRG


I enjoyed it... Nazi's make everything funnier
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 10:08:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:38:22 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
One of the best 404 pages I've seen

http://www.nosh.com/404


That is awesome!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2012 11:53:18 PM EDT
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