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Posted: 2/15/2014 1:44:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 6:48:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'd wind up smacking my wife in the head with the barrel if I had that. 
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Posted: 2/15/2014 11:42:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 12:29:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 1:06:05 PM EDT
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Quote Historyfixed it.. 
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Posted: 2/15/2014 2:42:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 2:51:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 3:33:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 5:48:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 5:55:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 5:56:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 6:07:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2014 6:12:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNow my... heart... is racing... I Googled her, got a hit, she's well-known in Gemany. And........... 
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Posted: 2/16/2014 12:52:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 1:12:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 2:07:36 AM EDT
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If I was drunk there might have been a bullet hole in my lap top. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 2/16/2014 2:09:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If I was drunk there might have been a bullet hole in my lap top. http://i.imgur.com/MYXgT8c.gif http://i.imgur.com/PYwPZYW.gif |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 2:12:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Where are these coming from? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: If I was drunk there might have been a bullet hole in my lap top. http://i.imgur.com/MYXgT8c.gif http://i.imgur.com/PYwPZYW.gif What am I supposed to be seeing? |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 2:14:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 2:29:01 AM EDT
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Probably has been duped a billion times, but I love this pic!
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Posted: 2/16/2014 2:29:39 AM EDT
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The 2 lines give the illusion of 3-D. http://imgur.com/gallery/HQGog http://i.imgur.com/JTrybVL.gif So, is any porn done that way?
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Posted: 2/16/2014 2:44:46 AM EDT
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Probably has been duped a billion times, but I love this pic!
http://i44.tinypic.com/x1m0s9.jpg 
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Posted: 2/16/2014 11:13:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 11:55:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistorySam Kinison: "Why don't you give him a bite of your sandwich you brought for the day!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylyts7L6Hwg |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 1:28:40 PM EDT
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Do you even Scientology, bro? http://www.dailynewsstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/SBvPtjL8-600x639.jpg Holy Terroristic Threats, Batman! |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 3:12:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy Terroristic Threats, Batman! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do you even Scientology, bro? http://www.dailynewsstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/SBvPtjL8-600x639.jpg Holy Terroristic Threats, Batman! Yup, "Hannah's Attic", a.k.a., the Church of Scientololololololology, making friends and influencing people. 
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Posted: 2/16/2014 3:24:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 4:55:18 PM EDT
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More amazing than funny.
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Posted: 2/16/2014 5:27:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 5:41:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryBCGs, lost big time |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 5:49:58 PM EDT
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[My girl's a vegetable,
She lives in a hospital, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl's got her own TV It is called an EKG And I would do anything To keep her alive Sometimes I like to play a joke Pull the plug and watch her choke And I would do anything To keep her alive She has no arms or legs That's why we call her pegs But I would do anything To keep her alive My girl is lot's of fun, She's got an iron lung, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl ain't go no eyes Just two holes and lots of flies But I would do anything To keep her alive I'm sure there are other lines also, but I've been retired for a while. |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 5:52:54 PM EDT
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[My girl's a vegetable, She lives in a hospital, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl's got her own TV It is called an EKG And I would do anything To keep her alive Sometimes I like to play a joke Pull the plug and watch her choke And I would do anything To keep her alive She has no arms or legs That's why we call her pegs But I would do anything To keep her alive My girl is lot's of fun, She's got an iron lung, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl ain't go no eyes Just two holes and lots of flies But I would do anything To keep her alive I'm sure there are other lines also, but I've been retired for a while. PC police have changed it to pretty girl. |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 6:00:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 6:04:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 6:05:51 PM EDT
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PC police have changed it to pretty girl. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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[My girl's a vegetable, She lives in a hospital, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl's got her own TV It is called an EKG And I would do anything To keep her alive Sometimes I like to play a joke Pull the plug and watch her choke And I would do anything To keep her alive She has no arms or legs That's why we call her pegs But I would do anything To keep her alive My girl is lot's of fun, She's got an iron lung, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl ain't go no eyes Just two holes and lots of flies But I would do anything To keep her alive I'm sure there are other lines also, but I've been retired for a while. PC police have changed it to pretty girl. My girl's got no tongue All she says is "nunghnunghnungh" |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 6:40:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My girl's got no tongue All she says is "nunghnunghnungh" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: [My girl's a vegetable, She lives in a hospital, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl's got her own TV It is called an EKG And I would do anything To keep her alive Sometimes I like to play a joke Pull the plug and watch her choke And I would do anything To keep her alive She has no arms or legs That's why we call her pegs But I would do anything To keep her alive My girl is lot's of fun, She's got an iron lung, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl ain't go no eyes Just two holes and lots of flies But I would do anything To keep her alive I'm sure there are other lines also, but I've been retired for a while. PC police have changed it to pretty girl. My girl's got no tongue All she says is "nunghnunghnungh" Just two holes I sodomize She's got no hair at all Looks like a big cue ball.... |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 6:55:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 6:58:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 7:01:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 7:15:52 PM EDT
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Really... Nobody else remembers...
My girl's a vegetable
She lives in a hospital But I would do anything To keep her alive She has her own TV They call it an EKG But I'd buy her anything To keep her alive She has no arms or legs All she has are hooks and pegs But I'd buy her anything To keep her alive Sometimes I like to play a joke Pull the plug and watch her choke But I'd buy her anything To keep her alive Each time she breaths in air She sounds like Darth Vader But I'd buy her anything To keep her alive She prefers pureed food Sucks it down with a plastic tube But I'd buy her anything To keep her alive One day the room nurse came in She gave me a big ole sexy grin But my girl was still alive I wish she would die, yeah. I gave the nurse a big ole hug Then I made her pull the plug And while I'm with the nurse My girls gets put in a hearse One day a man came by Said he was from the FBI He said we left a trail And took us to jail We were under arrest, So I had to confess, I blamed it on the nurse, 'Cause my life comes first. He said, "No alibis!" So I began to cry, I got a big ole' hug, From a cellmate named Doug. He's just a big ole' goon, But he still likes to spoon, And he'll buy me anything, To make me his girl! |
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Posted: 2/16/2014 7:20:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 7:42:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 9:44:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2014 10:25:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2014 2:29:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2014 2:40:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2014 4:11:29 AM EDT
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GG was a fucked up person |
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Posted: 2/17/2014 5:11:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2014 7:55:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI love the fact he is wearing EU uber safety shorts and being about as unsafe as possible. |
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Posted: 2/17/2014 8:59:11 AM EDT
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GG was a fucked up person That made awesome music. 
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