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we're not mercenaries.
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not to derail, but the jewelry store I use prevents run ins like the video above very easily. when you are buzzed thru the front door you enter an open air and locked cage.   the door shuts behind you and you are at their mercy. if they determine you are not a threat they buzz you thru the second door. works like a charm.

What if one of them has a Bren gun?


 


You shot them in the neck with a pellet gun. Everybody knows that.


we're not mercenaries.


Today, it's Mr Breaker.
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They say she's a little slow, but them titties ain't slow.





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Lol, oh Japan.  You so crazy.  Always and forever.

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HA!!! That's awesome. it actually works!!!
I love that Google has a sense of humor at that level.
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Japan, don't EVER change.
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What is the Japan equivalent of 'MURICA?
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What is the Japan equivalent of 'MURICA?





 
JAP'N!









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What is the Japan equivalent of 'MURICA?



SUPPLIES!



 
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Bet they transform into giant robots!



 
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That's awesome !
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that was the story behind Dilbert's father. He lived at a 24 hour, all you can eat buffet
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Why is keanu reeves wearing a brick?
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Why is keanu reeves wearing a brick?


It's a cock block.



 
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some oldies but goodies















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gonna have to rezero that acog.
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Shortly after arriving in Iraq we get our A2E3s swapped out with M4s with ACOGs, taking them from the crew we RIPed. This is about an hour before stepping off on a 3-4 day mission.



Of course we complained that we needed to BZO our weapons first, and the reply is "They were zeroed in by the last group that had them. GTFO."



Luckily we did not have to engage any hostile villages on that trip.



 
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Shortly after arriving in Iraq we get our A2E3s swapped out with M4s with ACOGs, taking them from the crew we RIPed. This is about an hour before stepping off on a 3-4 day mission.

Of course we complained that we needed to BZO our weapons first, and the reply is "They were zeroed in by the last group that had them. GTFO."

Luckily we did not have to engage any hostile villages on that trip.
 
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gonna have to rezero that acog.

Shortly after arriving in Iraq we get our A2E3s swapped out with M4s with ACOGs, taking them from the crew we RIPed. This is about an hour before stepping off on a 3-4 day mission.

Of course we complained that we needed to BZO our weapons first, and the reply is "They were zeroed in by the last group that had them. GTFO."

Luckily we did not have to engage any hostile villages on that trip.
 


Probably still hit a dude at 500M with them.
I liked my ACOG, but I only used the magnification with the stadia lines in one firefight.
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I'm sure it was well within 'minute of Seabee', but we got the feeling that the people telling us this had no idea what BZO actually is.
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Mother of God.jpg
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Aint gonna lie, I would destroy her cooter
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Aint gonna lie, I would destroy her cooter
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Um, nope.
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Aint gonna lie, I would destroy her cooter
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all your buddy. We will let you have this one.....
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"unfortunately, due to the size of the patient, a uterine examination would require heroic measures."
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Gotta find it first.

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can't say her knees are pointy, because she probably doesn't have any.
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I have the weirdest boner right now.

 
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Dude should follow ARFCOM advice and find one that can grammar.
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Someone dressed up as a mall security guard for Halloween.



Looks like a Brotherhood of NOD soldier.

 
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w/what? herp, crabs, at4 or nuke?
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lol... I do the same thing when people come over.



Thing is, my house is a REAL disaster area 99% of the time. So when people come over, I quickly clean up my place. Me having a guilty conscience over the likely half-assed job and the fact that the other 99% of the time my place is a total disaster area... I apologize for my relatively clean home. That way, even if my cleaned up place isn't quite up to par... by apologizing and saying it's a disaster area... you put off the idea that you are typically even cleaner than that.... when the reality is, it never gets any cleaner.



So next time someone says that, just tell them "Yeah, whatever... quit the game, you and I both know this is the cleanest it's ever been and 99% of the time you have walk through trails of your own refuse."

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You must be fit if you could, I would have thought you'd be exhausted by the time you actually found it...
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You must be fit if you could, I would have thought you'd be exhausted by the time you actually found it...
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You must be fit if you could, I would have thought you'd be exhausted by the time you actually found it...



I don't think you'd need to search too hard, I mean there's gotta be a moist crack in there somewhere,right? It might not be the CORRECT moist crack, but...
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