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Link Posted: 12/8/2013 2:30:22 PM EDT
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Needs something about how cops are fat too.
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what kind of fucking retard needs a 12 minute video to explain a "30 second method"

geez what an anoying fuck.

I am sure it works, but I couldn't wait till next month to see how it ends.
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I'll be damned. I'm gonna have to give that a try.   Thanks for the info.


THIS way works MUCH better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFXngPx3w3M


what kind of fucking retard needs a 12 minute video to explain a "30 second method"

geez what an anoying fuck.

I am sure it works, but I couldn't wait till next month to see how it ends.


Yea...You have to fast foreward.  He is annoying, but his method is far better than the flaming string method.
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Yea...You have to fast foreward.  He is annoying, but his method is far better than the flaming string method.
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His method requires a glass cutter. Fire string is better because it requires fire.
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Needs something about how cops are fat too.
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Needs something about how cops are fat too.


Insert bunny ears
Link Posted: 12/8/2013 4:41:05 PM EDT
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I don't see a copier in this photo!
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And weed
And dui's are victimless.
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Two Statements to consider:

Irony 1 -

"We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."

BUT on the other hand.. "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics."

How is  that  supposed to work.....??????

Irony 2 -

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us:
"Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because:
"The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony

Link Posted: 12/8/2013 6:39:27 PM EDT
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Two Statements to consider:



Irony 1 -



"We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."



BUT on the other hand.. "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics."



How is  that  supposed to work.....??????



Irony 2 -



The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.



Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us:

"Please Do Not Feed the Animals."



Their stated reason for the policy is because:

"The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."



Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony



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Did not lose.  
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Two Statements to consider:

Irony 1 -

"We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."

BUT on the other hand.. "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics."

How is  that  supposed to work.....??????

Irony 2 -

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us:
"Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because:
"The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony

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this made me angry. it did not make me laugh, nor did i lose
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Two Statements to consider:



Irony 1 -



"We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."



BUT on the other hand.. "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics."



How is  that  supposed to work.....??????



Irony 2 -



The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.



Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us:

"Please Do Not Feed the Animals."



Their stated reason for the policy is because:

"The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."



Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony



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Welcome to you sucking at this thread.
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Words by which to live!





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I guess that's the anton lavey version
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In 1986 Mandela was a convicted communist terrorist, not the forgiving leader that emerged from prison.
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Two Statements to consider:

Irony 1 -

"We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."

BUT on the other hand.. "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics."

How is  that  supposed to work.....??????

Irony 2 -

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us:
"Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because:
"The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony

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Save yourself and go find something funny to post. If this was the 1800s you'd be tarred and feathered by now.
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There are 34 cups on the Nazi side, and only 30 cups on the Jew side  
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I'm definitely going to attempt to play this after finals week.
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Passing through a town in Arizona this morning and came to a fast food stop for an early lunch.  I noticed their flag was half mast.  When I enquired why, the girl at the window replied:  "Oh that's for Nelson Wilson, the president of Africa.

My first reaction was to laugh when I heard the response, but then I became dejected on a number of levels.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 2:21:02 AM EDT
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Two Statements to consider:

Irony 1 -

"We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."

BUT on the other hand.. "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics."

How is  that  supposed to work.....??????

Irony 2 -

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us:
"Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because:
"The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony

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Didn't lose for sure. But damn if you didn't hit the nail on the head. Perhaps you posted in the "wrong" thread but the irony is palpable....
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 2:30:46 AM EDT
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Needs something about how cops are fat too.
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Needs something about how cops are fat too.


And something about brown people that falls within COC but would get the banhammer somewhere else.
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Damn you.... I cannot stop laughing!



 
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Christmas Story

In a small southern town there was a Nativity Scene that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.  One small feature bothered me.  The three wise men were wearing fireman helmets.  Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation.  I left.  At a Quick Stop Store on the edge of town, I asked a lady behind the counter about the helmets.  She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You Yankees never do read the Bible!"  I assured her that I did, but simply couldn"t recall anything about firemen in the Bible.  She jerked her Bible from behind the counter, ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at the passage.  Sticking it in my face, she said. " See, it says right here, the three wise men came from afar."
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patient 0 AIDS v 2.0
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Don't be a jerk.

 








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 Was gonna holler Dupe!

But ...........Damn! that's a nice gif.
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 Was gonna holler Dupe!

But ...........Damn! that's a nice gif.
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 Was gonna holler Dupe!

But ...........Damn! that's a nice gif.



Yeah, I realized it was a dupe, but said, screw it, people will want to see it again.
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I don't know if this is real or not.

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Hey, baby.
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These are from the "Pornhub comments on stock photos" tumblr (all the actual photos are work safe, language in them is not!)




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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead


What? You DON"T want her for Christmas?



 
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead


I'd take that as a Christmas present.
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead



I Lost





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What? You DON"T want her for Christmas?
 
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead

What? You DON"T want her for Christmas?
 



of course....just rather not have my mother know why I want a fine lady like this sadly I think she knows so I'll cross my fingers
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead
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Fucking shit....I just sent this to my mother she was asking what I wanted for Xmas so I copied a picture some tools thinking it saved but I sent this instead


Welp, you win the thread.
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