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Link Posted: 10/24/2013 9:00:36 PM EDT
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Omg Lolz.
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ROST BIG!
Link Posted: 10/24/2013 9:05:52 PM EDT
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holy shit
Link Posted: 10/24/2013 9:14:35 PM EDT
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  Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.

Two where you should, one where you could.

 
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Caught this out while doing fieldwork a while ago...

When you see it, it'll shock you...

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/0508081743_zps6cc10674.jpg


Supposed gang sign?
 

  Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.

Two where you should, one where you could.

 


Two in the hair pie one in the brown eye
Two in the goose, one in the caboose
Link Posted: 10/24/2013 9:26:51 PM EDT
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Not my pic/caption

http://i.imgur.com/QBv44SN.jpg
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My employee told me that he couldn't get to work because he had a flat tire. This is the picture he texted me.

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Text this one back.

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  Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
etc.
 
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Caught this out while doing fieldwork a while ago...

When you see it, it'll shock you...

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/0508081743_zps6cc10674.jpg


Supposed gang sign?
 

  Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
etc.
 


Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
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AWESOME!
LMAO!
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You had ONE job.....
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"...wait, that makes no sense... Boom, drops him like a guy in a fight!"
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she looks like Jessica Alba.
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  Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hanus, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the... other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where you should, one where you could.

 
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Caught this out while doing fieldwork a while ago...

When you see it, it'll shock you...

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/0508081743_zps6cc10674.jpg


Supposed gang sign?
 

  Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hanus, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the... other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where you should, one where you could.

 



That does it.

Nashgill has way too much time on his hands.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 2:11:07 AM EDT
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The Nazis were digging in the wrong place!!!!! Indy found the right place, and took the Ark from him.
But.......
They were digging in the wrong place BECAUSE Indy showed up in the bar and caused a fight and the Nazis only got the one side of the amulet.

So with that in mind, assume they would have obtained the amulet, if not for Indy, then I guess she is right. Dang.
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The Nazis were digging in the wrong place!!!!! Indy found the right place, and took the Ark from him.
But.......
They were digging in the wrong place BECAUSE Indy showed up in the bar and caused a fight and the Nazis only got the one side of the amulet.

So with that in mind, assume they would have obtained the amulet, if not for Indy, then I guess she is right. Dang.


The Nazis would still have the ark and would have conducted other experiments. He only matters at the very end, but he matters.
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That does it.

Nashgill has way too much time on his hands.
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Caught this out while doing fieldwork a while ago...

When you see it, it'll shock you...

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/0508081743_zps6cc10674.jpg


Supposed gang sign?
 

  Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hanus, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the... other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where you should, one where you could.

 



That does it.

Nashgill has way too much time on his hands.


That is hystrical...forwarding to a large portion of the USAF starts now!
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They only put that switch in 2-seater vehicles.
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My F150 with a rear seat has it...
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Do you think I can get this family to adopt me?
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This is the astonishing moment a jaguar emerged from the water to launch a ferocious attack on a caiman basking on a sand bank.
These stunning images show the 20-stone [280 lb] cat striking with lightning speed while the eight-foot reptile basks on a river island in Brazil.
In a flurry of action, the ferocious cat sinks its teeth and claws into the back of the leathery reptile before whisking it away in its jaws.
Astonished photographer Justin Black, 39, said: 'He lifted the 150lb caiman from the ground and trotted toward the water like it was a doggie bone.
'The fact he attacked from the water is astonishing, It was reminiscent of crocs attacking land animals in Africa.'
The scene unfolded by the Cuiaba River in the Pantanal Wetlands of western Brazil.
The battle-scarred jaguar is well-known to biologists, who have nicknamed him 'Mick Jaguar'.
He is estimated to be seven years old and is almost blind in his right eye, probably due to battles defending his territory.
Mr Black, from Washington DC, U.S, was on a boat with fellow photographer Jeff Foott when they spotted 'Mick' stalking Yacare caiman.
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Damn nature, you scary
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This is the astonishing moment a jaguar emerged from the water to launch a ferocious attack on a caiman basking on a sand bank.
These stunning images show the 20-stone [280 lb] cat striking with lightning speed while the eight-foot reptile basks on a river island in Brazil.
In a flurry of action, the ferocious cat sinks its teeth and claws into the back of the leathery reptile before whisking it away in its jaws.
Astonished photographer Justin Black, 39, said: 'He lifted the 150lb caiman from the ground and trotted toward the water like it was a doggie bone.
'The fact he attacked from the water is astonishing, It was reminiscent of crocs attacking land animals in Africa.'
The scene unfolded by the Cuiaba River in the Pantanal Wetlands of western Brazil.
The battle-scarred jaguar is well-known to biologists, who have nicknamed him 'Mick Jaguar'.
He is estimated to be seven years old and is almost blind in his right eye, probably due to battles defending his territory.
Mr Black, from Washington DC, U.S, was on a boat with fellow photographer Jeff Foott when they spotted 'Mick' stalking Yacare caiman.




In Mother Nature, pussy eats you!

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In Mother Nature, pussy eats you!

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This is the astonishing moment a jaguar emerged from the water to launch a ferocious attack on a caiman basking on a sand bank.
These stunning images show the 20-stone [280 lb] cat striking with lightning speed while the eight-foot reptile basks on a river island in Brazil.
In a flurry of action, the ferocious cat sinks its teeth and claws into the back of the leathery reptile before whisking it away in its jaws.
Astonished photographer Justin Black, 39, said: 'He lifted the 150lb caiman from the ground and trotted toward the water like it was a doggie bone.
'The fact he attacked from the water is astonishing, It was reminiscent of crocs attacking land animals in Africa.'
The scene unfolded by the Cuiaba River in the Pantanal Wetlands of western Brazil.
The battle-scarred jaguar is well-known to biologists, who have nicknamed him 'Mick Jaguar'.
He is estimated to be seven years old and is almost blind in his right eye, probably due to battles defending his territory.
Mr Black, from Washington DC, U.S, was on a boat with fellow photographer Jeff Foott when they spotted 'Mick' stalking Yacare caiman.




In Mother Nature, pussy eats you!



Purrrrrrfect....

YLYL thread:




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In Mother Nature, pussy eats you!
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In Mother Nature, pussy eats you!

Damn.  I'd have to be pretty freaking hungry to swim up on a caiman and sneak-attack its head...
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Well done.  I love the Matrix, but damn, they managed to fuck up a good thing.
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Damn.  I'd have to be pretty freaking hungry to swim up on a caiman and sneak-attack its head...
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In Mother Nature, pussy eats you!

Damn.  I'd have to be pretty freaking hungry to swim up on a caiman and sneak-attack its head...


Caiman are mean-natured reptiles.  Cat had to be very determined to attempt that.
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Caiman are mean-natured reptiles.  Cat had to be very determined to attempt that.
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In Mother Nature, pussy eats you!

Damn.  I'd have to be pretty freaking hungry to swim up on a caiman and sneak-attack its head...


Caiman are mean-natured reptiles.  Cat had to be very determined to attempt that.

IIRC Jaguars have the most powerful jaws of all cats.
They often kill their prey by sneaking up behind them and crushing their skulls with their bite (as opposed to crushing their throats like the lion or tiger).
Supposedly this is why some indigenous Amazonians wore masks with eyes painted on on the back of their heads while going through the jungle.

If I'm wrong the Discovery channel lied to me as a child.
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You Laugh You Learn Something. That's a welcomed change from You Laugh You Talk About It For Seven Pages.

Back to the funny.

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LMFAO!!
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Another guy who beat anorexia.
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IIRC Jaguars have the most powerful jaws of all cats.
They often kill their prey by sneaking up behind them and crushing their skulls with their bite (as opposed to crushing their throats like the lion or tiger).
Supposedly this is why some indigenous Amazonians wore masks with eyes painted on on the back of their heads while going through the jungle.

If I'm wrong the Discovery channel lied to me as a child.
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In Mother Nature, pussy eats you!

Damn.  I'd have to be pretty freaking hungry to swim up on a caiman and sneak-attack its head...


Caiman are mean-natured reptiles.  Cat had to be very determined to attempt that.

IIRC Jaguars have the most powerful jaws of all cats.
They often kill their prey by sneaking up behind them and crushing their skulls with their bite (as opposed to crushing their throats like the lion or tiger).
Supposedly this is why some indigenous Amazonians wore masks with eyes painted on on the back of their heads while going through the jungle.

If I'm wrong the Discovery channel lied to me as a child.



They do this in some parts of India to guard against tigers, too.
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Really?

Then Iowa you an apology.

Makes sense. I thought you looked familiar.

You remind me of a Chickasaw at Wal-Mart.

She looked like a slut, had a lot of Seminoles.

TRG
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My chief complaint is the lack of pictures.


you guys are on fire water my options for more funny pics?



Alaska to stop.

Arizona be complaints.

TRG


Aztec your complaints some where else!
Maya family is indian.


Really?

Then Iowa you an apology.

Makes sense. I thought you looked familiar.

You remind me of a Chickasaw at Wal-Mart.

She looked like a slut, had a lot of Seminoles.

TRG


I'll be getting much use out of this image.

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My F150 with a rear seat has it...
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Light trucks have it. I had some Jeep Wranglers and all of them had it since they are classed as light trucks.
I never understood why trucks have it and cars don't.
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NSFW

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Damn nature, you scary
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This is the astonishing moment a jaguar emerged from the water to launch a ferocious attack on a caiman basking on a sand bank.

These stunning images show the 20-stone [280 lb] cat striking with lightning speed while the eight-foot reptile basks on a river island in Brazil.

In a flurry of action, the ferocious cat sinks its teeth and claws into the back of the leathery reptile before whisking it away in its jaws.

Astonished photographer Justin Black, 39, said: 'He lifted the 150lb caiman from the ground and trotted toward the water like it was a doggie bone.

'The fact he attacked from the water is astonishing, It was reminiscent of crocs attacking land animals in Africa.'

The scene unfolded by the Cuiaba River in the Pantanal Wetlands of western Brazil.

The battle-scarred jaguar is well-known to biologists, who have nicknamed him 'Mick Jaguar'.

He is estimated to be seven years old and is almost blind in his right eye, probably due to battles defending his territory.

Mr Black, from Washington DC, U.S, was on a boat with fellow photographer Jeff Foott when they spotted 'Mick' stalking Yacare caiman.


Damn nature, you scary


While not very funny, it is pretty amazing, and worth watching the vid, if somebody can embed:



Jaguar Attacks Crocodile



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Is that a zombie kid eating that lady's crotch in the 6th pic down in the zombie series?



 
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That was awesome.

I just looked up the Crazy Cart. It has a 140 lb weight limit.
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