That's because we're old.







 

Hey i'm 48 and I got it !! LOL

You dont see the humor in Maria from Sound of Music playing a Motorhead song to the children?





 

That was funny. Cat is OK with the world right up to the door approach. And then it's crazy legs time.

You don't even have to know who they are to understand the humor.

The song "Ace of Spades" is Heavy Metal. The Sound of Music is the polar opposite. The picture is ironic. They are in a peaceful setting, and she is singing the "Ace of Spades".

Less yappin , more laffin'

You, sir, are broken.  I weep for you.

Same kind of funny, but with moving pitchers for the funny impaired:

it's pretty funny.  



 

Once explained, is funny.  I guess the words "ace of spades" would seem pretty innocent until you realize it's Motorhead.

meh I got it fairly quickly and still don't think its that funny. Now skydiving with a cat is pretty funny.





 

Playing LOZ: Skyward Sword right now. So true. That bitch.

That is the perfect explanation.  I think the pic is hilarious.  I believe Lemmy would laugh like hell also.

Will you dorks quick squabbling and post some funny pictures?  Jeeeezzzuuus!

Sorry....not...

more wtf:









Feel free to use this one for a religion thread:

Motorboat Mariah!

Anyone else getting a jammed up death metal polka overlapping this post?
 

thats some funny stuff

i bet it smells great

 

The Chuck Norris stuff was a little played out but I actually laughed out loud at this one.  Well done.

 

This thread needs more cowbell...

Democrats always get campaign contributions from the rich and votes from the poor on the pretense that they are protecting each from the other.

You can always count on a Democrat to lay down your life for his country.

Liberals always get offended when others talk while they are interrupting.

Liberals always approach every subject with an open mouth.

Democrats are misologists by nature – people who have a distrust of or hatred for reason or reasoning.

Liberals never open their mouths unless they have nothing to say.

Liberals not only want to have the last word, but the last 5,000.

Liberals are always long of wind and short of conclusion.

Democrats have nothing of consequence between the ears.

Liberals like you to come right out and say what you think, when you agree with them.

It’s easy to spot a Democrat, when there is nothing more to be said, he is still saying it.

Liberals have a chronic speech impediment – palpitation of the tongue.

Democrats are very cultured – they can bore you on any subject.

Liberals always have a diarrhea of words and a constipation of ideas.

Democrats know very little but they know it fluently.

Liberals can hardly wait to hear what they are going to say.

It’s easier to nail Jell-O to a wall than it is to get an honest answer from a Democrat.

Liberals will never look you in the eye and give you an honest answer.
What most Democrats need is a yappendectomy.

The best way for Liberals to save face is to keep the lower half shut.

Democrats only listen to a conversation when they are talking.

Liberals would be better off if their minds worked as fast as their mouths.

When Liberals and Democrats gather together, they become an island of insanity in a sea of madness.

Democrats talk about principles but act on interest.

Democrats are long on promises and short on memory.

Liberals are more than willing to put your money where their mouth is.

Democrats have the gift of grab.

Liberals can say absolutely nothing and mean every bit of it.

Democrats always stand for everything they think you will fall for.

The Liberal media actively helps Democrats to fool most of the people most of the time.

If a Democratic lawyer murdered his parents, he’d ask for mercy on the grounds that he is an orphan.

Democrats advance themselves in society by pulling themselves up by their bootlicks.

Most Liberals graduate from college magna cum loudest.

When given a free hand, Democrats will always stick it in your pocket.

Al Gore is such a phony, he’s got cavities in his false teeth.

Democrats always give publicly and steal privately.

Liberals are always ready to help you get what’s coming to them.

When it comes to Democrats, the less you have to do with them, the less you’ll be worse off.

Liberals have the kind of intuition that enables them to put two and two together and come up with an answer that suits them.

Democrats can always be counted on to force upon you and your family a solution from their own deranged minds that requires you to sacrifice something to them for a problem that doesn’t exist.

When Democrats want your opinion, they will give it to you.

Liberals don’t hold an opinion, it holds them.

The less Liberals know, the more stubbornly they know it.

Democrats are genius at arguing about things they don’t understand.

Democrats always follow the path of least persistence.

Democrats are always itching for money, but never scratching for it.

Liberals have a problem for every solution.

I like Liberals better the more I see them less.

Democrats are rude and aggressive in conversations so what they say must be taken with a grain of assault.

Democrats will do anything for a worker except become one.

Liberals always study both sides of an issue so that they can get around them.
Democrats shake your hand before an election and your confidence afterwards.

Democrats are always trying to save both their faces.

Democrats love to stand on their records – to keep the voters from taking a good look at them.

Most Democrats divide their time between running for office and running for cover.

Democrats always find out which way the crowd is going and then they jump in front and wave their own banners.

A Liberal will always listen to his psychiatrist and then draw his own confusions.

A Democrat will knife you in the back and then have you arrested for carrying a concealed weapon.

Democrats think they know it all but keep proving that they do not.

Liberals always have the answers for questions you aren’t asking.

Liberals are always mistaking the right of free speech for free screetch.

A Democrat is proof that an empty head and a stuffed shirt can go together.

Liberals appeal to the emotions by beating the eardrums.

Listening to Democrat speeches, you can’t help wondering who writes their immaterial.

Democrats are very class conscious – they have no class and everyone is conscious of it.

Liberals are always trying to get something for nothing and then they complain about the quality of the service.

In ancient biblical days, it was considered a miracle when an ass spoke.

Listening to Democrats, you can’t help but realize how some things haven’t changed.

Democrats are always a cast of characters in search of a plot.

Liberals always know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Democrats are always for diversity of opinion…so long as it is their own.

Democrats always support unions who labor mightily to produce nothing, indeed to prevent others from producing anything.

“Consensus” to a Democrat means that everyone agrees collectively what no one believes individually.

Democrats are a shadow without hope.

Liberals always believe that ignoring reality is the only way to be happy.

So what you're saying is that you voted for Obama.

I like to say that the Democrats are the party of no ideas, and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas.

Neither one is perfect, and both have points I agree with. I just tend to agree with Republicans more often. I'm not one though.

Either way:

That's just a dub over.  

 

Literally LOLing in the bathroom at the coat of arms

Then move on by; this joke is not for you. If you didn't read that and immediately hear Lemmy's voice shrieking the lyrics, you are not the target audience.

Not a motorhead fan at all , but damn that is some  funny  shit!

 

haha   what a prick!!

FUCKING LOLOL

And when your awkward meter is maxed out from staring at this pic...
...then you realize she's holding a goat.