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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:03:05 PM EDT
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But how many of us will understand that? Quote HistoryJust gotta wait awhile. They mostly come out at night..mostly. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:07:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:08:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If this is what passes for important to you, life in North Dakota must really suck. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: That's on the frontage of 32nd avenue on the opposite side of the parking lot. Hardly located in the food court, as the retarded OP claimed. When the person phrases their fictional account of an event that occurred at a place that doesn't exist with "true story," they deserve to be called a retard. If you want to make up a story, don't be specific about the location if you don't know whether it actually exists. In this case, it doesn't. This wasn't even funny enough to lie about.  If this is what passes for important to you, life in North Dakota must really suck. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:24:01 PM EDT
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Hey, they have a Sears and Penny's at the mall.... 
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:46:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hey, they have a Sears and Penny's at the mall.... http://www.archidose.org/Blog/dixie1.jpg |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:12:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:32:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:35:45 PM EDT
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When the person phrases their fictional account of an event that occurred at a place that doesn't exist with "true story," they deserve to be called a retard. If you want to make up a story, don't be specific about the location if you don't know whether it actually exists. In this case, it doesn't. This wasn't even funny enough to lie about. 
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:35:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 11:55:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 2:24:51 AM EDT
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It was brilliant. 
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I thought it was pretty clever. It was brilliant.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 8:00:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 12:27:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:08:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWhat's that, A couple libtards trying to be "one with nature"? |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:12:02 PM EDT
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What's that, A couple libtards trying to be "one with nature"? Quote HistoryQuoted:
What's that, A couple libtards trying to be "one with nature"? At least they'll succeed. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:35:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What's that, A couple libtards trying to be "one with nature"? Quote HistoryQuoted: What's that, A couple libtards trying to be "one with nature"? |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:38:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:45:27 PM EDT
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I'm going to allow it, because it's sorta funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's on the frontage of 32nd avenue on the opposite side of the parking lot. Hardly located in the food court, as the retarded OP claimed. I'm going to allow it, because it's sorta funny. Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:49:32 PM EDT
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Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's on the frontage of 32nd avenue on the opposite side of the parking lot. Hardly located in the food court, as the retarded OP claimed. I'm going to allow it, because it's sorta funny. Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif I think you might have a point.....I thought it was a little over the line too. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 1:58:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think you might have a point.....I thought it was a little over the line too. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: That's on the frontage of 32nd avenue on the opposite side of the parking lot. Hardly located in the food court, as the retarded OP claimed. I'm going to allow it, because it's sorta funny. Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif I think you might have a point.....I thought it was a little over the line too. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 2:09:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just let it go. I'm sure there are TOP men on it. Top men. Top drawer. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 2:21:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Top drawer. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just let it go. I'm sure there are TOP men on it. Top men. Top drawer. One of the things I miss not being on active duty: there were only two types of stories, one a Fairy Tale, the other a Sea Story. The Fairy Tale starts out "Once upon a time" and ends "And they lived Happily ever after". The Sea Story starts out "You're not gonna believe this sh-t", and ends "I told you, you wouldn't believe this sh-t".
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Posted: 5/28/2015 4:07:12 PM EDT
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One of the things I miss not being on active duty: there were only two types of stories, one a Fairy Tale, the other a Sea Story. The Fairy Tale starts out "Once upon a time" and ends "And they lived Happily ever after". The Sea Story starts out "You're not gonna believe this sh-t", and ends "I told you, you wouldn't believe this sh-t". There were rules, damn it! Now I have to decipher whether something I just read in ULUL is fictional or not! http://old.camerimage.pl/data/img/e0e22142798a15d.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just let it go. I'm sure there are TOP men on it. Top men. Top drawer. One of the things I miss not being on active duty: there were only two types of stories, one a Fairy Tale, the other a Sea Story. The Fairy Tale starts out "Once upon a time" and ends "And they lived Happily ever after". The Sea Story starts out "You're not gonna believe this sh-t", and ends "I told you, you wouldn't believe this sh-t". There were rules, damn it! Now I have to decipher whether something I just read in ULUL is fictional or not! http://old.camerimage.pl/data/img/e0e22142798a15d.jpg Good movie |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 4:15:56 PM EDT
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I think you might have a point.....I thought it was a little over the line too. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's on the frontage of 32nd avenue on the opposite side of the parking lot. Hardly located in the food court, as the retarded OP claimed. I'm going to allow it, because it's sorta funny. Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif I think you might have a point.....I thought it was a little over the line too. Let's definitely talk, and cry, about it for the next five pages. That would really help this thread! |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 4:29:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It was brilliant. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I thought it was pretty clever. It was brilliant. It's nice to know that I'm not the only dumb shit that sat through that movie.. and the worst part is, it's still a better movie than the 4th one.  |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 4:31:14 PM EDT
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Let's definitely talk, and cry, about it for the next five pages. That would really help this thread! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm going to allow it, because it's sorta funny. Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif I think you might have a point.....I thought it was a little over the line too. Let's definitely talk, and cry, about it for the next five pages. That would really help this thread! 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 4:36:18 PM EDT
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Just let it go. I'm sure there are TOP men on it. Top men. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif I think you might have a point.....I thought it was a little over the line too. Actually a few of them act more like bottoms. 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 4:55:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:09:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Let's definitely talk, and cry, about it for the next five pages. That would really help this thread! MARK IT FUCKING ZERO. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:10:35 PM EDT
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Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's on the frontage of 32nd avenue on the opposite side of the parking lot. Hardly located in the food court, as the retarded OP claimed. I'm going to allow it, because it's sorta funny. Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif Gotta watch those typos. I'm sure you meant Mongolian. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:27:31 PM EDT
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Gotta watch those typos. I'm sure you meant Mongolian. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's on the frontage of 32nd avenue on the opposite side of the parking lot. Hardly located in the food court, as the retarded OP claimed. I'm going to allow it, because it's sorta funny. Huh. I got an 800 hour timeout for telling an OP that he was "acting like a mongoloid" a few months ago. Nice to see that there's different rules around here. http://i.imgur.com/fKUihYS.gif Gotta watch those typos. I'm sure you meant Mongolian. 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:27:54 PM EDT
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Cool story bro but there is no McDonalds in Columbia Mall, aka Grand Forks's mall. Cool stories are cooler when they're bullshit? My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 5:55:32 PM EDT
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My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cool story bro but there is no McDonalds in Columbia Mall, aka Grand Forks's mall. Cool stories are cooler when they're bullshit? My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. 
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Posted: 5/28/2015 6:14:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Cool story bro but there is no McDonalds in Columbia Mall, aka Grand Forks's mall. Cool stories are cooler when they're bullshit? My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. Graham's law of effusion.  Bernoulli would explain what happened to the water they were suspended in, better  |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 6:23:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 6:36:24 PM EDT
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I DUN CAER! I DUN CAER! BLAP!  Quote HistoryThe head butt was magnificent. If doofus was so concerned about his kids he ought to pay attention to which side of the road he's on. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:02:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The head butt was magnificent. If doofus was so concerned about his kids he ought to pay attention to which side of the road he's on. Quote HistoryQuoted: The head butt was magnificent. If doofus was so concerned about his kids he ought to pay attention to which side of the road he's on. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:11:24 PM EDT
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The head butt was magnificent. If doofus was so concerned about his kids he ought to pay attention to which side of the road he's on. I don't know about part two, but I bet he's seeing double!
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Posted: 5/28/2015 7:58:04 PM EDT
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Cool story bro but there is no McDonalds in Columbia Mall, aka Grand Forks's mall. Cool stories are cooler when they're bullshit? My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. http://rs1img.memecdn.com/just-let-him-go_o_1498249.jpg *Him* is presumably a her. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 8:07:53 PM EDT
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The head butt was magnificent. If doofus was so concerned about his kids he ought to pay attention to which side of the road he's on. Quote HistoryQuoted:
The head butt was magnificent. If doofus was so concerned about his kids he ought to pay attention to which side of the road he's on. Probably should have made sure his kids were wearing seatbelts, too. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 8:08:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2015 8:30:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI see that commercial all the time. But I've never seen those women at the Cosmo.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 8:40:58 PM EDT
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*Him* is presumably a her. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cool story bro but there is no McDonalds in Columbia Mall, aka Grand Forks's mall. Cool stories are cooler when they're bullshit? My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. http://rs1img.memecdn.com/just-let-him-go_o_1498249.jpg *Him* is presumably a her. Perhaps - but in this age, gender requires a declaration. Has it chosen? |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 10:27:55 PM EDT
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A guy I know posted this on Facebook. Embarassing.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 10:51:51 PM EDT
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A guy I know posted this on Facebook. Embarassing.
http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=76973 Is he thinking a Methodist Cemetery is a Marine Cemetery? |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:08:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is he thinking a Methodist Cemetery is a Marine Cemetery? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A guy I know posted this on Facebook. Embarassing. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=76973 Is he thinking a Methodist Cemetery is a Marine Cemetery? Yes. I grew up with him. He's a welder. The fumes, I think. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:15:28 PM EDT
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The head butt was magnificent. If doofus was so concerned about his kids he ought to pay attention to which side of the road he's on. It was a pretty awesome headbutt. I can't see how that guy thought he was in the right... over 3/4 of his pick'em up truck was in the wrong lane. The only way that situation could have been better is if they headbutted the trailer trash woman as well. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:18:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It was a pretty awesome headbutt. I can't see how that guy thought he was in the right... over 3/4 of his pick'em up truck was in the wrong lane. The only way that situation could have been better is if they headbutted the trailer trash woman as well. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The head butt was magnificent. If doofus was so concerned about his kids he ought to pay attention to which side of the road he's on. It was a pretty awesome headbutt. I can't see how that guy thought he was in the right... over 3/4 of his pick'em up truck was in the wrong lane. The only way that situation could have been better is if they headbutted the trailer trash woman as well. One of my biggest regrets was not getting into a fight with all my gear on when I was riding sportbikes. |
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:23:44 PM EDT
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Yes. I grew up with him. He's a welder. The fumes, I think.
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A guy I know posted this on Facebook. Embarassing.
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Posted: 5/28/2015 11:49:21 PM EDT
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My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cool story bro but there is no McDonalds in Columbia Mall, aka Grand Forks's mall. Cool stories are cooler when they're bullshit? My story is factual. Call bullshit if you'd like, I might have a detail fucked up. It's the mall near-ish to the university. We stayed at the hotel adjoining the hockey arena, the hotel that has the waterpark. The mall may have been just outside of Grand Forks but it was close enough for my memory to pair them up. I've only ever been to that godforsaken barren tundra once, so I know I'm not entirely wrong. So many fat people.... ETA: At that waterpark I watched two morbidly obese natives go tandem down the funnel/drain tube ride. Their combined mass provided an incredible display of Newton's second law as they spiraled down the drain. It truly was a sight to behold. So is this the part where I tell you that the hotel you're describing is CanadInn and is adjoining with the Alerus Center which hosts many events, none of which are hockey. All hockey is held at the Ralph, which is located in a totally different part of town? If "just outside of Grand Forks" means over an hour, you might be thinking of West Acres in Fargo. No nearby malls are substantial enough to hold a food court. |
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