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Posted: 5/22/2015 12:09:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 12:11:29 AM EDT
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Best thing for a cough is a laxative... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Glad to see that it is less than 1% alcohol... 
Best thing for a cough is a laxative... 
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Posted: 5/22/2015 12:12:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:53:32 AM EDT
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Glad to see that it is less than 1% alcohol...
Best thing for a cough is a laxative...
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Posted: 5/22/2015 3:40:08 AM EDT
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because there are 2 kinds of countries in this world: those who have walked on the moon, and those who win the world cup.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Listening to a German comic performing in England right now. I absolutely hate music. What I hate in particular are the songs of the England football supporters. What do they always sing? Two world wars and 1 world cup. I follow football quite closely and I don't remember America ever winning a world cup.
because there are 2 kinds of countries in this world: those who have walked on the moon, and those who win the world cup. Reminded me of this.....
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Posted: 5/22/2015 5:20:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 8:16:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 9:12:01 AM EDT
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Quote History Fuck ya.
How cool would it be to just hang out with Arnold and blow the shit out of random stuff. That would be fucking cool. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 9:17:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 9:22:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 9:23:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryHoly crap! |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 9:24:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy crap! Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy crap! |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 9:38:06 AM EDT
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<a href="http://s278.photobucket.com/user/planovet/media/mzE2dCM%20-%20Imgur_zpsqsd41ffg.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk112/planovet/mzE2dCM%20-%20Imgur_zpsqsd41ffg.gif</a> Ahh, the old "tourist tumble" |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 9:46:40 AM EDT
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Quote History You can almost hear her thinking "holy shit, I'm going to die on a sidewalk in this fucking suit..."
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Posted: 5/22/2015 10:26:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 10:41:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 10:43:02 AM EDT
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Soooo close!
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Posted: 5/22/2015 10:45:40 AM EDT
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Sure he did
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:05:28 AM EDT
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Soooo close!  
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:19:48 AM EDT
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Yesterday my company had a golf outing. As we were finishing up and packing our gear into the vehicle, I attempted to snap a photo of this bulldyke who had a most-impressive mullet and white sunglasses. Sometimes the jokes write themselves. In the fraction of a second between when I hit the button to take the photo, and when the phone captured the image, the woman just fell over. Just fell over. Nothing tripped on, she didn't stumble on her feet. This photo is her mid-fall. 
I did go attempt to help her up but she insisted on sitting on the pavement for a while. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:23:55 AM EDT
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Here's some original content Yesterday my company had a golf outing. As we were finishing up and packing our gear into the vehicle, I attempted to snap a photo of this bulldyke who had a most-impressive mullet and white sunglasses. Sometimes the jokes write themselves. In the fraction of a second between when I hit the button to take the photo, and when the phone captured the image, the woman just fell over. Just fell over. Nothing tripped on, she didn't stumble on her feet. This photo is her mid-fall. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/dangerj/IMAG1023_zpscyybm5cv.jpg I did go attempt to help her up but she insisted on sitting on the pavement for a while. Tripped over her freshly inverted ovaries. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:32:18 AM EDT
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Here's some original content Yesterday my company had a golf outing. As we were finishing up and packing our gear into the vehicle, I attempted to snap a photo of this bulldyke who had a most-impressive mullet and white sunglasses. Sometimes the jokes write themselves. In the fraction of a second between when I hit the button to take the photo, and when the phone captured the image, the woman just fell over. Just fell over. Nothing tripped on, she didn't stumble on her feet. This photo is her mid-fall. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/dangerj/IMAG1023_zpscyybm5cv.jpg I did go attempt to help her up but she insisted on sitting on the pavement for a while. That's surprising. Looks like she's got some sturdy support beams. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:34:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:34:42 AM EDT
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she could sense your micro aggression and the patriarchy caused her to collapse in hysteria.
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:46:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here's some original content Yesterday my company had a golf outing. As we were finishing up and packing our gear into the vehicle, I attempted to snap a photo of this bulldyke who had a most-impressive mullet and white sunglasses. Sometimes the jokes write themselves. In the fraction of a second between when I hit the button to take the photo, and when the phone captured the image, the woman just fell over. Just fell over. Nothing tripped on, she didn't stumble on her feet. This photo is her mid-fall. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/dangerj/IMAG1023_zpscyybm5cv.jpg I did go attempt to help her up but she insisted on sitting on the pavement for a while.  |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:59:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI love roller coasters, but that would just make me sick. 
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Posted: 5/22/2015 12:22:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Image and your name are quite nice! Quote HistoryThat made me want to cry  |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:16:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:23:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:32:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:44:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNo "man" with a selfie-stick should be allowed to have a beard, unless maybe he's Les Stroud, and filming survival shows solo for seven days in the woods. 
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:49:37 PM EDT
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No "man" with a selfie-stick should be allowed to have a beard, unless maybe he's Les Stroud, and filming survival shows solo for seven days in the woods. Quote HistoryQuoted:
No "man" with a selfie-stick should be allowed to have a beard, unless maybe he's Les Stroud, and filming survival shows solo for seven days in the woods. Well then, he got what was coming to him. 
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Posted: 5/22/2015 1:56:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here's some original content Yesterday my company had a golf outing. As we were finishing up and packing our gear into the vehicle, I attempted to snap a photo of this bulldyke who had a most-impressive mullet and white sunglasses. Sometimes the jokes write themselves. In the fraction of a second between when I hit the button to take the photo, and when the phone captured the image, the woman just fell over. Just fell over. Nothing tripped on, she didn't stumble on her feet. This photo is her mid-fall. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/dangerj/IMAG1023_zpscyybm5cv.jpg I did go attempt to help her up but she insisted on sitting on the pavement for a while. Tripped on her make believe dick |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 2:24:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Soooo close! Clearly caused by jerking at the wheel...  |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 2:32:14 PM EDT
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You can almost hear her thinking "holy shit, I'm going to die on a sidewalk in this fucking suit..."Quote HistoryQuoted:
You can almost hear her thinking "holy shit, I'm going to die on a sidewalk in this fucking suit...""This is not what 4 years of college for a liberal arts degree prepared me for" |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 4:05:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 5:30:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 6:44:31 PM EDT
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did you kiss three bucks goodbye? Quote HistoryQuoted:
did you kiss three bucks goodbye? I tried. 
but they didn't give a buck. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 6:55:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySo accurate
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Posted: 5/22/2015 7:53:14 PM EDT
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Soooo close! Hitting a little low and to the left. Time to re-zero the scope. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 8:19:02 PM EDT
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Quote Historythat needs a "banned" or some other aimless related caption |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 8:30:49 PM EDT
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that needs a "banned" or some other aimless related caption Quote HistoryQuoted:
that needs a "banned" or some other aimless related caption Agreed. Or perhaps it needs to be Aimless' new avatar, possibly with a Bassalope 'shoped into the background. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:35:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryDid she fuck up and go off the road or just nit kniwmhow to handle a blowout? |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:51:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:52:27 PM EDT
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Oops. Double tap.
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:23:32 AM EDT
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/Funny_zpsugfzpgyr.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/Funny_zpsugfzpgyr.png</a> Pornstarwars vs ejacutastic?
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:37:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote Historyweirdly reminds me of watching 2 cocktail waitresses slam each other, fresh from the bar with full drink trays, both chicks on the ground along with about 35 drinks slightly more pleasurable watching a hippy hit the ground though |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:24:39 AM EDT
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Noot Noot motherfucker! Quote HistoryGaze into the gaping jaws of... AIMLESS!! |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:28:24 AM EDT
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Did she fuck up and go off the road or just nit kniwmhow to handle a blowout? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Did she fuck up and go off the road or just nit kniwmhow to handle a blowout? Tire blowout. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 2:18:06 AM EDT
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After putting up with EEOC and sexual harassment training, I was feeling frisky
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