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View Quote Genius. Probably still went to jail though. |
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what's scary is i can hear that in my mind |
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View Quote Just another fuckin' day to that dude! |
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Not sure what's going on here, but good photo shop potential from imgur http://i.imgur.com/nZJH7Z2l.jpg View Quote Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this...only this. |
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Not sure what's going on here, but good photo shop potential from imgur http://i.imgur.com/nZJH7Z2l.jpg View Quote "Draw me like one of your French girls." Dammit, beat me by 8 minutes! |
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Quoted: "Draw me like one of your French girls." Dammit, beat me by 8 minutes! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Not sure what's going on here, but good photo shop potential from imgur http://i.imgur.com/nZJH7Z2l.jpg "Draw me like one of your French girls." Dammit, beat me by 8 minutes! It took you 8 minutes to write that? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Not sure what's going on here, but good photo shop potential from imgur http://i.imgur.com/nZJH7Z2l.jpg "Draw me like one of your French girls." Dammit, beat me by 8 minutes! It took you 8 minutes to write that? He was typing with one hand |
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View Quote I know that car ! Just saw it on our local news, driver will not be charged. Driveshaft loop probably would have helped. LOL |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Not sure what's going on here, but good photo shop potential from imgur http://i.imgur.com/nZJH7Z2l.jpg "Draw me like one of your French girls." Dammit, beat me by 8 minutes! It took you 8 minutes to write that? He was typing with one hand |
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Not sure what's going on here, but good photo shop potential from imgur http://i.imgur.com/nZJH7Z2l.jpg http://38.media.tumblr.com/9d51571bc4669c693c565d9b19bb64cd/tumblr_na8jl8ggHx1t0fb78o7_500.gif |
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Quoted: Cough? I had a cough?? https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10404285_935573216464233_109408327259403952_n.jpg?oh=5e3df28961d6e44fc878bfe3f42657f6&oe=56091E1D View Quote Glad to see that it is less than 1% alcohol... |
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View Quote Dork. |
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Cough? I had a cough?? https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10404285_935573216464233_109408327259403952_n.jpg?oh=5e3df28961d6e44fc878bfe3f42657f6&oe=56091E1D View Quote *cough* *Cough* *COUGH* I think I am getting sick. |
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THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price." 5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room." 6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow." 7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers." 10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun." 12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair." 13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller." 14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service." 15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners." 16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning." 17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." 18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes." 19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." BE AWARE ... |
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THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price." 5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room." 6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow." 7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers." 10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun." 12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair." 13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller." 14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service." 15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners." 16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning." 17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." 18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes." 19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." BE AWARE ... View Quote Reads very British to me... ETA: I only read the first few. I guess #12 gives it away |
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Glad to see that it is less than 1% alcohol... Best thing for a cough is a laxative... |
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View Quote That's so wong... |
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Not sure what's going on here, but good photo shop potential from imgur http://i.imgur.com/nZJH7Z2l.jpg View Quote Coon Kardashian |
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did you kiss three bucks goodbye? |
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