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Posted: 5/11/2015 11:05:56 AM EDT
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looks like male genitalia...... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png  Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.looks like male genitalia...... Ew. You people see penises everywhere. 
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Posted: 5/11/2015 11:09:58 AM EDT
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looks like male genitalia...... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.looks like male genitalia...... Some of the most useful things in life do. 
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Posted: 5/11/2015 1:19:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2015 2:05:57 PM EDT
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Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.looks like male genitalia...... 
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Posted: 5/11/2015 6:10:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2015 6:15:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2015 7:48:20 PM EDT
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Quote History WHOA! A Japanese chick with boobies! |
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Posted: 5/11/2015 10:37:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2015 10:50:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2015 10:51:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2015 11:03:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryIt took forever to load for me, so it was super slow mo for me first time around. like 3 minutes. more than enough time. |
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Posted: 5/11/2015 11:50:36 PM EDT
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I have the weirdest boner. Quote History
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Posted: 5/12/2015 1:06:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 4:11:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 6:36:44 AM EDT
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I don't know why but this just cracks me the fuck up
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Posted: 5/12/2015 8:24:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 8:35:33 AM EDT
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A pep boys tattoo? I cried.
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Posted: 5/12/2015 8:58:09 AM EDT
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Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 8:59:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 9:16:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:40:42 AM EDT
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A pep boys tattoo? I cried. Wanna know a secret? Manny, Moe and Jack are merely photoshopped on her. But don't tell the blank skins, it's way too fun watching the freak out about it. 
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:51:24 AM EDT
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A pep boys tattoo? I cried. The sad thing? I doesn't matter that's it's just a photo shop. The Pep Boys couldn't make it any worse. 
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:57:05 AM EDT
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Wanna know a secret? Manny, Moe and Jack are merely photoshopped on her. But don't tell the blank skins, it's way too fun watching the freak out about it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A pep boys tattoo? I cried. Wanna know a secret? Manny, Moe and Jack are merely photoshopped on her. But don't tell the blank skins, it's way too fun watching the freak out about it. 
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Posted: 5/12/2015 11:00:44 AM EDT
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I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. I have this chain cleaner as well. In the picture it does look like a sad dong. BUT Having it and using it you don't actually see it from this angle and in my mind it's just a chain cleaner. I had to look at it after someone said something about it before i saw the dong. |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 11:02:23 AM EDT
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I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. It's a bike chain cleaner. Not my fault you have dicks on the brain. |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 12:03:52 PM EDT
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It's a bike chain cleaner. Not my fault you have dicks on the brain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. It's a bike chain cleaner. Not my fault you have dicks on the brain. Next you'll be telling them that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 12:08:31 PM EDT
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The sad thing? I doesn't matter that's it's just a photo shop. The Pep Boys couldn't make it any worse. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A pep boys tattoo? I cried. The sad thing? I doesn't matter that's it's just a photo shop. The Pep Boys couldn't make it any worse. BINGO! |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 2:29:42 PM EDT
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I went to a city council meeting last night with my sons. They are trying to finish up a scouting merit badge.
They opened the floor up to citizens and one guy stood up and started ranting. He pointed at one of the council members and ripped on him for using the term "witch hunt" in a previous meeting. He went on to say how his distant relatives were Puritans and how deeply offended he was that someone would use that term. He went on for literally 7 or 8 minutes discussing Puritans, witches, and how his vagina was hurt. Right at the moment he was getting very emphatic, the power went out and the room went dark. It took all my power not to jump up and yell, "HE'S A WITCH, BURN HIM". Looking back, the room was pitch black, I probably could have gotten away with it. 
My boys need to write a report on what they learned. So after, we are walking out and I asked them what they were going to write on. My oldest boy stated for his report, he was simply going to put, "There was some pussy, talking about witches, and then the power went out." I guess that about sums up the meeting. |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 2:32:28 PM EDT
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I went to a city council meeting last night with my sons. They are trying to finish up a scouting merit badge. They opened the floor up to citizens and one guy stood up and started ranting. He pointed at one of the council members and ripped on him for using the term "witch hunt" in a previous meeting. He went on to say how his distant relatives were Puritans and how deeply offended he was that someone would use that term. He went on for literally 7 or 8 minutes discussing Puritans, witches, and how his vagina was hurt. Right at the moment he was getting very emphatic, the power went out and the room went dark. It took all my power not to jump up and yell, "HE'S A WITCH, BURN HIM". Looking back, the room was pitch black, I probably could have gotten away with it.
My boys need to write a report on what they learned. So after, we are walking out and I asked them what they were going to write on. My oldest boy stated for his report, he was simply going to put, "There was some pussy, talking about witches, and then the power went out." I guess that about sums up the meeting. No balls.
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Posted: 5/12/2015 2:32:45 PM EDT
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I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. Or..maybe it's just possible he doesn't see "dicks" in every mundane item.
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Posted: 5/12/2015 2:33:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 2:38:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 4:53:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 6:17:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I went to a city council meeting last night with my sons. They are trying to finish up a scouting merit badge. They opened the floor up to citizens and one guy stood up and started ranting. He pointed at one of the council members and ripped on him for using the term "witch hunt" in a previous meeting. He went on to say how his distant relatives were Puritans and how deeply offended he was that someone would use that term. He went on for literally 7 or 8 minutes discussing Puritans, witches, and how his vagina was hurt. Right at the moment he was getting very emphatic, the power went out and the room went dark. It took all my power not to jump up and yell, "HE'S A WITCH, BURN HIM". Looking back, the room was pitch black, I probably could have gotten away with it. My boys need to write a report on what they learned. So after, we are walking out and I asked them what they were going to write on. My oldest boy stated for his report, he was simply going to put, "There was some pussy, talking about witches, and then the power went out." I guess that about sums up the meeting.  |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 6:19:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 6:31:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 6:35:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 6:38:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 6:56:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 7:01:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 7:13:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 9:41:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 9:55:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 9:58:46 PM EDT
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That would be a giant "NOPE" for me.  Quote Historyof the "no fucking way, fuck you" variety |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:15:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:18:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Next you'll be telling them that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Today's Groupon Dealdo https://touch.groupon.com/deals/gg-bike-chain-wash-and-scrub-kit http://i.imgur.com/UBfyICA.png Those are great. I have a similar device, works like a champ.I can't tell if you're so naïve that you honestly didn't get it, or you're saying you have a big blue flaccid dildo that works like a champ. It's a bike chain cleaner. Not my fault you have dicks on the brain. Next you'll be telling them that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:22:06 PM EDT
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A pep boys tattoo? I cried. I admit, I chuckled. |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:30:47 PM EDT
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Quote History Lets pick up a victim that probably has spinal damage
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:33:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lets pick up a victim that probably has spinal damage Quote HistoryQuoted: Lets pick up a victim that probably has spinal damage My favorite is the old lady who just don't give a fuck. |
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Posted: 5/12/2015 10:35:37 PM EDT
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