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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 10:24:41 PM EDT
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I own 1199
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I had some girl convinced that there was such a thing as "metric time". 10 hours a day, 100 minutes to an hour.
Its what they use in most of Europe, you know.
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And you were right, there such a system for measuring time.
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NVM
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Speech jammer vs Doctor Seuss worth a good chuckle if you skip ahead a bit.  Neat tech though.  For those that don't know what they are, it is a microphone/software set that plays back what you say a fraction of a second after you say it, making your brain go and fall on it's face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2ylXWn_v4
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Damn that is funny
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WANT RIGHT NOW!

 





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Damn that is funny
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Speech jammer vs Doctor Seuss worth a good chuckle if you skip ahead a bit.  Neat tech though.  For those that don't know what they are, it is a microphone/software set that plays back what you say a fraction of a second after you say it, making your brain go and fall on it's face.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2ylXWn_v4






Damn that is funny





 
Try this one...he gets pissed!












 
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:36:17 AM EDT
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  Try this one...he gets pissed!


http://youtu.be/6jibb7Bx8Kg

 
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Speech jammer vs Doctor Seuss worth a good chuckle if you skip ahead a bit.  Neat tech though.  For those that don't know what they are, it is a microphone/software set that plays back what you say a fraction of a second after you say it, making your brain go and fall on it's face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2ylXWn_v4


Damn that is funny

  Try this one...he gets pissed!


http://youtu.be/6jibb7Bx8Kg

 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2_yW-HPIQM
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:42:32 AM EDT
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Damn that is funny
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Speech jammer vs Doctor Seuss worth a good chuckle if you skip ahead a bit.  Neat tech though.  For those that don't know what they are, it is a microphone/software set that plays back what you say a fraction of a second after you say it, making your brain go and fall on it's face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2ylXWn_v4


Damn that is funny


Some people are lucky and barely affected by a speech jammer.

I am not one of them, they fucking destroy my ability to talk.
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Link Posted: 5/1/2015 7:15:39 AM EDT
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Philadelphia Rods, standard surveying instruments, measure elevation in hundredths of a foot.  Just to fuck with everyone.

http://constructionmanuals.tpub.com/14043/img/14043_141_1.jpg

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Not Always...
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 9:27:22 AM EDT
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pretty sure anyone standing under 2:57 got a shower
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Check out the dude on the left @ 7.28...he flat loses his mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR609lhooC8


@ 1:17 I thought it was going to violate coc.



pretty sure anyone standing under 2:57 got a shower


@ 9:20 I was instantly reminded of this scene in Goonies

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Some people are lucky and barely affected by a speech jammer.

I am not one of them, they fucking destroy my ability to talk.
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Speech jammer vs Doctor Seuss worth a good chuckle if you skip ahead a bit.  Neat tech though.  For those that don't know what they are, it is a microphone/software set that plays back what you say a fraction of a second after you say it, making your brain go and fall on it's face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2ylXWn_v4


Damn that is funny


Some people are lucky and barely affected by a speech jammer.

I am not one of them, they fucking destroy my ability to talk.


I tried, REALLY TRIED to get several different programs to fuck me up like a drunken stutterer, but they just don't work on me.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 11:41:53 AM EDT
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I take umbrage with that.
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Damn that is funny
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Speech jammer vs Doctor Seuss worth a good chuckle if you skip ahead a bit.  Neat tech though.  For those that don't know what they are, it is a microphone/software set that plays back what you say a fraction of a second after you say it, making your brain go and fall on it's face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2ylXWn_v4


Damn that is funny



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oU9EGeMP5n4
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I take umbrage with that.
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I take umbrage with that.




 


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Ex GF of mine is a Veterinarian with her own practice. The sign on the side of the building says "Neutering your pets makes them less nuts."

Apparently it's a Vet thing.


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well played
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Ex GF of mine is a Veterinarian with her own practice. The sign on the side of the building says "Neutering your pets makes them less nuts."

Apparently it's a Vet thing.


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Ex GF of mine is a Veterinarian with her own practice. The sign on the side of the building says "Neutering your pets makes them less nuts."

Apparently it's a Vet thing.




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Ex GF of mine is a Veterinarian with her own practice. The sign on the side of the building says "Neutering your pets makes them less nuts."

Apparently it's a Vet thing.


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Ex GF of mine is a Veterinarian with her own practice. The sign on the side of the building says "Neutering your pets makes them less nuts."

Apparently it's a Vet thing.





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Ex GF of mine is a Veterinarian with her own practice. The sign on the side of the building says "Neutering your pets makes them less nuts."





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Ex GF of mine is a Veterinarian with her own practice. The sign on the side of the building says "Neutering your pets makes them less nuts."





Apparently it's a Vet thing.



It is












 
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 7:46:46 PM EDT
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Ex GF of mine is a Veterinarian with her own practice. The sign on the side of the building says "Neutering your pets makes them less nuts."

Apparently it's a Vet thing.



It is


http://i.imgur.com/yrZQD8j.jpg


http://romprescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/509c1a87d25ad.jpeg
 





i love a business owner with a sense of humor
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 8:03:34 PM EDT
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For metric time - See the clock in "Metropolis" - Fritz Lang movie from 1927.
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Link Posted: 5/1/2015 8:26:23 PM EDT
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Speech jammer vs Doctor Seuss worth a good chuckle if you skip ahead a bit.  Neat tech though.  For those that don't know what they are, it is a microphone/software set that plays back what you say a fraction of a second after you say it, making your brain go and fall on it's face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2ylXWn_v4
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I dont know why but this was hilarious to me.
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Speech jammer vs Doctor Seuss worth a good chuckle if you skip ahead a bit.  Neat tech though.  For those that don't know what they are, it is a microphone/software set that plays back what you say a fraction of a second after you say it, making your brain go and fall on it's face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2ylXWn_v4


Damn that is funny

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oU9EGeMP5n4

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oU9EGeMP5n4



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  Eta - I see it now.  Bolt thrown from the side.
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What am I seeing here? Something fall out of the kids pocket?

  Eta - I see it now.  Bolt thrown from the side.


I thought the dude dropped his glass pipe. Was probably gonna light up during the ride.
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i think i'd buy her a house
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is "afronaut" a valid choice?

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That's fucking bad ass.  Except for being a .40 cal piece of shit.  Will probably blow up in his ear if he owns a Glock.
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I love how she is freaked out at first, but then she decides it is all good and she rolls with it.
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0 fucks given.
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