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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 1:48:15 AM EDT
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That cracked me up!

Rog.

ETA: I just owned my first page,..... sweet.

Link Posted: 10/17/2011 1:52:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 2:00:09 AM EDT
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I can't believe she said it!
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 2:09:48 AM EDT
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Lost it big time... hilarious!
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 5:55:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 6:55:18 AM EDT
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That makes for a great wallpaper!





 
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 11:15:02 AM EDT
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She reminds me of Putin.
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 11:35:47 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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<a href="http://i.imgur.com/eBGbX.jpg" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/eBGbX.jpg</a>


She reminds me of Putin.


damn, only 2 and already knows how to not give a fuck
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 11:38:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 12:53:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 12:53:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 12:55:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 12:57:06 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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Or:

1. Park
2. "Borrow" citation from another vehicle and place upon your own windshield
3.  Return citation to that vehicle upon your return
4. ????
5. Profit!


Problem...

If the car that you took it from has left, then the person cannot pay the ticket.

Some states, if the ticket isn't paid... the registered owner has his / her license suspended, or a warrant put out for their arrest. Even if the RO isn't one driving.


So, be careful.


No, what's even MORE aquward is when you both return to your vehicles at the same time and you must convince the other person that "yes, it really is YOUR ticket, I just "borrowed" it"



What kind of meat?
All of it!

Link Posted: 10/17/2011 12:58:43 PM EDT
[#14]


Oh shit, I'm in tears at work.  I hope the boss doesn't walk in anytime soon.
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 1:14:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 1:14:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 1:16:07 PM EDT
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Oh crap, they're learning to fly!  We can't hide across bodies of water deeper than 5ft anymore...
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 1:18:58 PM EDT
[#18]


Its funny cuz its true
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 3:52:58 PM EDT
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Its funny cuz its true


yep
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 4:06:06 PM EDT
[#20]
I made these today. Feel free to use them.









Link Posted: 10/17/2011 4:10:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 4:27:32 PM EDT
[#22]


Said that once. Not to parents but was under the influence and talking to all of her friends at a table in a club. It was toward the end of that relationship.

"Blah, blah, blah. Sex life this, sex life that. Hey, Marcus so how is yours and _____ sex life?"

"What sex life??"

*music and conversation stop, pin drops, everyone hears pin*

"I can't believe you said that!!"

"Wut? It's true. And I'm drunk. Know how to keep me from saying it?? Give ya one guess."
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 4:51:51 PM EDT
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just another peaceful morning before a long day of work at the death star.
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 5:04:16 PM EDT
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every fucking time.

I laugh every fucking time I read the last panel.
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 5:21:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 5:39:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 5:46:58 PM EDT
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Oh crap, they're learning to fly!  We can't hide across bodies of water deeper than 5ft anymore...


really?
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 5:53:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 5:56:33 PM EDT
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That makes for a great wallpaper!

 


BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!

"THIS....IS....PBS!!!!"
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 6:41:44 PM EDT
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Rost.  That's a woman who's finally accepted that within every adult male is a boy just WAITING to get out.

Link Posted: 10/17/2011 8:17:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 8:51:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 10:11:50 PM EDT
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I am SO taking a piss like all those.
Link Posted: 10/17/2011 10:32:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2011 11:09:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2011 12:50:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2011 1:35:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2011 1:53:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2011 2:44:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2011 2:58:50 AM EDT
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Actually it was pretty gay. Those retarded faces are long since played out.



 
Link Posted: 10/18/2011 8:59:51 AM EDT
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Actually it was pretty gay. Those retarded faces are long since played out.
 


Link Posted: 10/18/2011 9:19:41 AM EDT
[#43]


best evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   cant see laughing so hard!!!!!!!!1
Link Posted: 10/18/2011 11:54:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2011 11:59:16 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Pipe wrench fight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ


Those aren;t pipe wrenches - they are adjustable spaners AKA "monkey wrenches".

Link Posted: 10/18/2011 12:11:05 PM EDT
[#46]








My dad would probably call me a pussy for *only* having 600hp
Link Posted: 10/18/2011 12:19:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2011 12:26:10 PM EDT
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Who is this guy?
From the TV show, "Ancient Aliens".  He's an expert.

 


Nah - that's "Booger" from Revenge of the Nerds ....

Link Posted: 10/18/2011 12:29:54 PM EDT
[#49]


me too
Link Posted: 10/18/2011 12:30:19 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pipe wrench fight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ


Those aren;t pipe wrenches - they are adjustable spaners AKA "monkey wrenches".



They are also known/listed as "Ford Wrenches" in the NavAir C-130 Hercules Tool Control Plan.



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