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That cracked me up! Rog. ETA: I just owned my first page,..... sweet. |
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She reminds me of Putin. damn, only 2 and already knows how to not give a fuck |
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Or: 1. Park 2. "Borrow" citation from another vehicle and place upon your own windshield 3. Return citation to that vehicle upon your return 4. ???? 5. Profit! Problem... If the car that you took it from has left, then the person cannot pay the ticket. Some states, if the ticket isn't paid... the registered owner has his / her license suspended, or a warrant put out for their arrest. Even if the RO isn't one driving. So, be careful. No, what's even MORE aquward is when you both return to your vehicles at the same time and you must convince the other person that "yes, it really is YOUR ticket, I just "borrowed" it" What kind of meat? All of it! |
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Oh shit, I'm in tears at work. I hope the boss doesn't walk in anytime soon. |
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yep |
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Said that once. Not to parents but was under the influence and talking to all of her friends at a table in a club. It was toward the end of that relationship. "Blah, blah, blah. Sex life this, sex life that. Hey, Marcus so how is yours and _____ sex life?" "What sex life??" *music and conversation stop, pin drops, everyone hears pin* "I can't believe you said that!!" "Wut? It's true. And I'm drunk. Know how to keep me from saying it?? Give ya one guess." |
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pffft woods battle |
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every fucking time. I laugh every fucking time I read the last panel. |
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Oh crap, they're learning to fly! We can't hide across bodies of water deeper than 5ft anymore... really? |
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Maybe they'll open a Chinese version so I can order some fucking pussy |
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BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA!!! "THIS....IS....PBS!!!!" |
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Rost. That's a woman who's finally accepted that within every adult male is a boy just WAITING to get out. |
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Took Tourettes Guy out for a spin? |
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Actually it was pretty gay. Those retarded faces are long since played out. |
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best evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant see laughing so hard!!!!!!!!1 |
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Those aren;t pipe wrenches - they are adjustable spaners AKA "monkey wrenches". |
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My dad would probably call me a pussy for *only* having 600hp |
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I take it that restaurant is in New York? |
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From the TV show, "Ancient Aliens". He's an expert. Nah - that's "Booger" from Revenge of the Nerds .... |
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Those aren;t pipe wrenches - they are adjustable spaners AKA "monkey wrenches". They are also known/listed as "Ford Wrenches" in the NavAir C-130 Hercules Tool Control Plan. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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