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Posted: 10/12/2011 10:19:50 PM EDT
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Took a minute.  I don't get it 
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I recognize Sarah Jessica Parker, but who's the guy? OWNED |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 11:02:16 PM EDT
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You're from Georgia, of course you do. Im 21 and I knew it. 
1987 Blazer taught me that. |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 11:48:46 PM EDT
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What's so funny about Matthew Broderick? |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 12:47:12 AM EDT
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What's so funny about Matthew Broderick? 
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Posted: 10/13/2011 2:17:17 AM EDT
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Quoted: What's so funny about Matthew Broderick? I didn't even recognize him. |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 3:46:22 AM EDT
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Quoted: I thought the one on the right was John Kerry.Quoted: What's so funny about Matthew Broderick? I didn't even recognize him.  |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 4:12:53 AM EDT
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I almost hit 'report' for invasion of privacy. |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 11:26:28 AM EDT
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What's so funny about Matthew Broderick? I didn't even recognize him. Holy shit, I didn't either. Now I understand that picture. 
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Posted: 10/13/2011 12:30:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 12:31:24 PM EDT
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Took a minute.
Took me about 15 seconds, too. I'm having a slow morning. |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 12:33:17 PM EDT
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What's so funny about Matthew Broderick? http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/016.jpg Why the long face? |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 4:55:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 5:00:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 5:04:16 PM EDT
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When he's done, will it be in the oven, on broil, or on the stovetop, in a skillet? |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 5:13:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: When he's done, will it be in the oven, on broil, or on the stovetop, in a skillet? I'm going with Cannibals.  |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 5:31:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 5:59:37 PM EDT
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That Obama b-ball game one is epic.
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Posted: 10/13/2011 6:16:19 PM EDT
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You're from Georgia, of course you do. I'm 28, and I know too. You don't have to be that old to know. (I'm not from Georgia.) |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 6:35:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: You're from Georgia, of course you do. I'm 28, and I know too. You don't have to be that old to know. (I'm not from Georgia.)  |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 7:44:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 8:05:21 PM EDT
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on second thought
better as a mod 1st |
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Posted: 10/13/2011 8:39:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 9:29:19 PM EDT
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http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/Gyrene8490/funny%20stuff/whatsthatsmell2.jpg http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/Gyrene8490/funny%20stuff/deargod.jpg hey hey hey hey hey hey.....we'll have none of that..... 
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Posted: 10/13/2011 10:02:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 11:21:38 PM EDT
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I'm 23, took me a while but I got it. "I... guess to write the track list when you make a mix tape? Isn't that... OH wait that's right cassettes sucked and would spill their guts everywhere..." I used a paperclip for that IIRC
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Posted: 10/13/2011 11:23:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 11:28:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 11:32:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2011 11:53:42 PM EDT
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I may know a thing or 2 about removing a parking lot Nazi's boots and returning them to their vehicle.
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Posted: 10/14/2011 12:38:00 AM EDT
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PURE GENIUS! Too bad I don't have to pay for parking where I'm at right now. But I'll just file that little trick away for later reference. 
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Posted: 10/14/2011 12:40:14 AM EDT
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Quoted: PURE GENIUS! Too bad I don't have to pay for parking where I'm at right now. But I'll just file that little trick away for later reference. I guess that's easily rectified by "Hey, I'm the only guy writing tickets today. I didn't write a ticket on this vehicle." |
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Posted: 10/14/2011 12:44:58 AM EDT
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Or the parking nazi will come along and go "I don't remember issuing that ticket" They'll check it and then they'll go "Holy crap, this car has been sitting here for 4 months! It's abandoned, I'll have it towed." |
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Posted: 10/14/2011 4:39:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2011 6:17:52 AM EDT
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On that note, I was immensely disappointed when I found out the vanity plate "KREBS" is taken in VA. I guess I have to get CTRCACD or something for my bike... |
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Posted: 10/14/2011 9:02:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2011 9:20:55 AM EDT
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 Yeah, people tried that when I was a kiddie cop and they usually just got another ticket on top of the old one. It's not hard to remember which vehicles you write on any given day.....
I wasn't a jerk when I was a kiddie cop, though. I let a lot of people off who technically should have gotten tickets. Plus, if they came back to their car as I was writing it I voided it and told them what they needed to do to remedy the situation. If they were jerks about it, on the other hand, they got to keep it. 
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Posted: 10/14/2011 9:51:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2011 11:13:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2011 11:20:46 AM EDT
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Or: 1. Park 2. "Borrow" citation from another vehicle and place upon your own windshield 3. Return citation to that vehicle upon your return 4. ???? 5. Profit! |
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Posted: 10/14/2011 11:56:09 AM EDT
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Or: 1. Park 2. "Borrow" citation from another vehicle and place upon your own windshield 3. Return citation to that vehicle upon your return 4. ???? 5. Profit! That is full of win! |
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Posted: 10/14/2011 12:00:45 PM EDT
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Unfortunately it wouldn't work up in parts of Boston. Campus cops gave ticketed my sisters car 3 time while in the same spot one afternoon. |
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Posted: 10/14/2011 12:20:07 PM EDT
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Or: 1. Park 2. "Borrow" citation from another vehicle and place upon your own windshield 3. Return citation to that vehicle upon your return 4. ???? 5. Profit! Problem... If the car that you took it from has left, then the person cannot pay the ticket. Some states, if the ticket isn't paid... the registered owner has his / her license suspended, or a warrant put out for their arrest. Even if the RO isn't one driving. So, be careful.
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Posted: 10/14/2011 1:14:44 PM EDT
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Or: 1. Park 2. "Borrow" citation from another vehicle and place upon your own windshield 3. Return citation to that vehicle upon your return 4. ???? 5. Profit! Problem... If the car that you took it from has left, then the person cannot pay the ticket. Some states, if the ticket isn't paid... the registered owner has his / her license suspended, or a warrant put out for their arrest. Even if the RO isn't one driving. So, be careful. That's a problem for them. Not for me.
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Posted: 10/14/2011 2:31:39 PM EDT
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Or: 1. Park 2. "Borrow" citation from another vehicle and place upon your own windshield 3. Return citation to that vehicle upon your return 4. ???? 5. Profit! Problem... If the car that you took it from has left, then the person cannot pay the ticket. Some states, if the ticket isn't paid... the registered owner has his / her license suspended, or a warrant put out for their arrest. Even if the RO isn't one driving. So, be careful. That's a problem for them. Not for me. That is douchery sir. |
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Posted: 10/14/2011 2:34:25 PM EDT
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Doesn't work. I've been known to find three, sometimes four tickets stacked up under the wiper blade after an afternoon of skipping class or whatever I was doing. They usually even used the same envelope.
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Posted: 10/14/2011 2:37:57 PM EDT
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Better yet, just don't buy a parking permit and/or never register car with university (never lived in dorms). Park in 'Visitor Only' spaces. Free, close class parking for life. Did it for three years with zero problem.
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Posted: 10/14/2011 2:58:38 PM EDT
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My ex reported hers lost and gave it to me. We got away with that shit for the entire year until I was moving her out of the dorm. They didn't like where I parked to load the car up. They said it was coming back reported as lost. I said "Well, I tell ya what: If you think there's a problem, you can have it. We don't need it any more." and handed it to the security officer.
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Posted: 10/14/2011 3:42:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2011 3:44:46 PM EDT
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Or: 1. Park 2. "Borrow" citation from another vehicle and place upon your own windshield 3. Return citation to that vehicle upon your return 4. ???? 5. Profit! Problem... If the car that you took it from has left, then the person cannot pay the ticket. Some states, if the ticket isn't paid... the registered owner has his / her license suspended, or a warrant put out for their arrest. Even if the RO isn't one driving. So, be careful. 1a. See if anyone you dislike has parked nearby. 1b. Move to that person's car. |
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