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Posted: 10/11/2011 11:11:23 AM EDT
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Oh man that brings back memories. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 11:13:20 AM EDT
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Oh man that brings back memories. I'd need a picture of an 8-track tape and a book of matches 
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Posted: 10/11/2011 11:18:10 AM EDT
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career." |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 11:30:08 AM EDT
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career." 
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Posted: 10/11/2011 11:41:50 AM EDT
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career." That is funny Sir......good one.... 
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Posted: 10/11/2011 11:52:53 AM EDT
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career." That is funny Sir......good one.... 
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Posted: 10/11/2011 1:05:28 PM EDT
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One trained platoon and I could own that entire country. Hmmmm.... I would be willing to be platoon sgt for a cabinet position in your new oil rich county. Notice the guy with the tactical sandals and the PKM. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 1:42:19 PM EDT
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I literally have THOUSANDS of dollars seventy-five cents worth of cassettes from my teenage years. Post adjusted for inflation and improvements to technology. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 2:00:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: Bring along somebody who knows how to repair/tune guitars and you'd have half the country join you.Hmmmm.... I would be willing to be platoon sgt for a cabinet position in your new oil rich county. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 2:06:45 PM EDT
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Bring along somebody who knows how to repair/tune guitars and you'd have half the country join you.
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One trained platoon and I could own that entire country. Hmmmm.... I would be willing to be platoon sgt for a cabinet position in your new oil rich county. MOS 9811. Not me but whom to recruit from. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 3:23:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Bring along somebody who knows how to repair/tune guitars and you'd have half the country join you.Hmmmm.... I would be willing to be platoon sgt for a cabinet position in your new oil rich county. MOS 9811. Not me but whom to recruit from. I'll be your General, as long as I get to be Most Illustrious Brothel Inspector after the revolution. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 3:44:41 PM EDT
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Bring along somebody who knows how to repair/tune guitars and you'd have half the country join you.
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One trained platoon and I could own that entire country. Hmmmm.... I would be willing to be platoon sgt for a cabinet position in your new oil rich county. MOS 9811. Not me but whom to recruit from. Meh, Qaddafi was a Signal Captain when he took over, so he's kind of an inspiration to the whole Signal Corps... |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 3:55:31 PM EDT
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less circle-jerk, more laffs. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 4:38:10 PM EDT
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http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50556_208824417204_3194751_n.jpg less circle-jerk, more laffs. I think they must be used up. It's been a couple of pages now. This guy cracked me up. ETA: Even made my wife laugh. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 5:02:33 PM EDT
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Just what is the Preparatory, and Command of Execution for this position?    |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 7:55:22 PM EDT
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One trained platoon and I could own that entire country. Hmmmm.... I would be willing to be platoon sgt for a cabinet position in your new oil rich county. Shit - I'll be a squad leader for the same. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 8:08:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2011 8:09:09 PM EDT
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Im sorry but I'd hit it!! |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 8:10:55 PM EDT
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Oh man that brings back memories. Soooo...I fail, because I passed? |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 8:13:54 PM EDT
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Oh man that brings back memories. Soooo...I fail, because I passed? 
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Posted: 10/11/2011 8:13:58 PM EDT
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."
Okay, I lost pretty hard with that one. I am also going to steal it, and send it to all my friends. |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 8:20:15 PM EDT
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One trained platoon and I could own that entire country. Hmmmm.... I would be willing to be platoon sgt for a cabinet position in your new oil rich county. I call guitarist! Gotta fight fire with fire, amirite? |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 9:57:16 PM EDT
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Im sorry but I'd hit it!! Please God tell me you are talking about the one on the right? |
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Posted: 10/11/2011 11:25:08 PM EDT
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Crap, wrong thread
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Posted: 10/11/2011 11:39:22 PM EDT
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One trained platoon and I could own that entire country. Weapons squad, standing by 
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Posted: 10/12/2011 12:48:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: Im sorry but I'd hit it!! This (snookie, not the asian boy)
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Posted: 10/12/2011 2:30:15 AM EDT
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Bring along somebody who knows how to repair/tune guitars and you'd have half the country join you.
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One trained platoon and I could own that entire country. Hmmmm.... I would be willing to be platoon sgt for a cabinet position in your new oil rich county. MOS 9811. Not me but whom to recruit from. I'll be your General, as long as I get to be Most Illustrious Brothel Inspector after the revolution. 
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Posted: 10/12/2011 2:33:52 AM EDT
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Shut the fuck up and post funny pictures. Jesus.
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Posted: 10/12/2011 5:40:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 10:17:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 11:11:04 AM EDT
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http://s3.amazonaws.com/iwsmt.smellmybacon.com/October-06-2011-22-48-08-tumblrlsicnmwtPf1qb5gkjo1500.jpeg 
http://s3.amazonaws.com/iwsmt.smellmybacon.com/October-03-2011-18-45-22-Screenshot20110928at10.jpg http://s3.amazonaws.com/iwsmt.smellmybacon.com/October-04-2011-18-30-47-solo.jpeg http://s3.amazonaws.com/iwsmt.smellmybacon.com/October-07-2011-15-24-38-ScreenShot20111007at12.jpg Solid selection good sir. But this one about the Professor - I've had that guy no less than 3 times during college. |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 11:28:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 11:50:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 12:03:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 12:18:44 PM EDT
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Im sorry but I'd hit it!! Please God tell me you are talking about the one on the right?
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Posted: 10/12/2011 7:51:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 7:57:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 7:58:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:07:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:13:09 PM EDT
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I don't get it  |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:14:28 PM EDT
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Took a minute. I don't get it
same 
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:15:39 PM EDT
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Took a minute. I don't get it
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I recognize Sarah Jessica Parker, but who's the guy? |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:27:05 PM EDT
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Took a minute. I don't get it
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I recognize Sarah Jessica Parker, but who's the guy?
I don't get the pic.....except for the SJP thing.... |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:27:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:32:50 PM EDT
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."
Okay, I lost pretty hard with that one. I am also going to steal it, and send it to all my friends. Same here. I got in trouble in class because of that. |
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Posted: 10/12/2011 8:47:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 9:09:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 9:12:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2011 9:13:19 PM EDT
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You're from Georgia, of course you do. |
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