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Link Posted: 2/19/2015 8:02:24 PM EDT
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Shits broke yo!
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Found this one online somewhere and thought it was hilarious.  I left it cold, just in case.  Still hilarious!


http://i.minus.com/iW3O0h2GBw8rV.gif
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I'm pretty sure the UPS guy stakes out my house to figure out when I work overnights... because he loves to ring the doorbell then.
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I laughed.
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The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon:
"I have some good news and, I have some bad news”

<o:p></o:p>






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The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day,
let's hear the good news first”.





The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she
figures are worth a minimum of $10 million”.





The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done, very good news indeed! You've
just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”





The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you banging your secretary”.

<o:p></o:p>


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Need an "IN"
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dafuq

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He should have read the fine print on that "Free Vascectomy" coupon.
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Charlie Sheen Winning Recipes

This guy is seriously insane.
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last night's two and a half men finale was awesome
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no longer america's hat, now america's icing?
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no longer america's hat, now america's icing?
Paint it up any way you like, but they're still 'muricans on the inside.



 
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Not funny, but I thought this was a cool capture on video.

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I don't get it.

 
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Me neither.
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It's not a buggy, it's the rack for the buggys
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Me neither.
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Me neither.




 
It's the storage rack for the baskets.
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she grabbed the rack that holds the hand baskets.....
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  It's the storage rack for the baskets.
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Me neither.

  It's the storage rack for the baskets.


Adapt, improvise, overcome...
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Adapt, improvise, overcome...
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Me neither.

  It's the storage rack for the baskets.


Adapt, improvise, overcome...


Be dumb, oblivious, lazy, or all of the above.
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NSFW

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Holy shit. Thats touching the third rail.
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