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Found this one online somewhere and thought it was hilarious. I left it cold, just in case. Still hilarious!
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View Quote I'm pretty sure the UPS guy stakes out my house to figure out when I work overnights... because he loves to ring the doorbell then. |
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The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news” <o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”. The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $10 million”. The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?” The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you banging your secretary”. <o:p></o:p> |
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View Quote He should have read the fine print on that "Free Vascectomy" coupon. |
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View Quote last night's two and a half men finale was awesome |
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View Quote no longer america's hat, now america's icing? |
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Quoted: no longer america's hat, now america's icing? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: no longer america's hat, now america's icing? |
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Me neither. |
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It's not a buggy, it's the rack for the buggys |
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It's the storage rack for the baskets. |
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It's the storage rack for the baskets. Adapt, improvise, overcome... |
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It's the storage rack for the baskets. Adapt, improvise, overcome... Be dumb, oblivious, lazy, or all of the above. |
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View Quote Holy shit. Thats touching the third rail. |
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