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Posted: 1/26/2015 5:37:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryLooks like he needs a sig arm brace. 
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Posted: 1/26/2015 5:40:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2015 5:44:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryFirst thing I thought was "darwin missed this time" I love how he muzzles the cameraman too. |
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Posted: 1/26/2015 7:41:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: Looks like he needs a sig arm brace.  |
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Posted: 1/26/2015 9:17:44 PM EDT
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He won't have an arm to use a Sig brace on if he keeps that shit up.
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Looks like he needs a sig arm brace.
Maybe they will invite him to a allah snackbar wedding..... |
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Posted: 1/26/2015 9:20:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2015 9:35:26 PM EDT
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Looks like he needs a sig arm brace. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Looks like he needs a sig arm brace. Edward Shotty-hands?
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Posted: 1/26/2015 11:21:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 1:08:17 AM EDT
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I'll just leave this here:
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Posted: 1/27/2015 1:46:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis is why we can't have nice things. Where did you even find this? |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 2:51:32 AM EDT
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This is why we can't have nice things. Where did you even find this? Quote HistoryQuoted:
This is why we can't have nice things. Where did you even find this? Don't worry I don't think it's someplace you can accidentally hit. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 4:01:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 4:05:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 7:54:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 10:06:54 AM EDT
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 http://youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk
I don't know if this is more funny or awesome. He's good, but his theatrics are a little over the top. That was more on the awesome side... not really funny. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 10:32:08 AM EDT
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Quote Historyyep, thats how people loose a foot. Had a friend almost take his foot off, luckily he missed by about a inch, think that was the last time he ever touched a firearm. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 10:48:50 AM EDT
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Apparently the White House was not aware they allowed live comments on his Youtube interviews....
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Posted: 1/27/2015 11:20:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 11:21:38 AM EDT
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Link to vid she was in?
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Posted: 1/27/2015 11:59:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 12:09:06 PM EDT
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If I climb high enough, everyone will see my message
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Posted: 1/27/2015 12:18:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 12:19:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 12:30:48 PM EDT
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Apparently the White House was not aware they allowed live comments on his Youtube interviews.... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7_PttGCAAAd3ja.png:large The illuminati crowd does go nuts over owls. It does make you wonder why they chose 2 of them for decoration. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 1:04:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 1:37:56 PM EDT
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The illuminati crowd does go nuts over owls. It does make you wonder why they chose 2 of them for decoration. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Apparently the White House was not aware they allowed live comments on his Youtube interviews.... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7_PttGCAAAd3ja.png:large The illuminati crowd does go nuts over owls. It does make you wonder why they chose 2 of them for decoration. Who? |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 1:40:13 PM EDT
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Who? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The illuminati crowd does go nuts over owls. It does make you wonder why they chose 2 of them for decoration. Who? 
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Posted: 1/27/2015 2:15:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 2:29:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 2:37:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s.
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Posted: 1/27/2015 2:46:58 PM EDT
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I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 3:11:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 3:14:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 3:23:12 PM EDT
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I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. When I was in the OMS at McGuire in the late 70s we had a squadron control center that tracked aircraft status, departures, arrivals, etc. When we had a noob on a plane that was flying we'd send him to the control center to get the key to the airplane. As the crew was getting off the bus we had him report to the aircraft commander, salute, and present him with the key to the 141. It was priceless as this pilot stood there with a key in his hand wondering what just happened. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 3:23:43 PM EDT
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One bump in the road and it's wheelchairs for Christmas. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 3:49:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. "Marine, you'll need to return with an ID-10T form signed by your NCOIC, before I will release that to you...."  |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 4:14:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 4:28:52 PM EDT
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"Marine, you'll need to return with an ID-10T form signed by your NCOIC, before I will release that to you...."
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I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. "Marine, you'll need to return with an ID-10T form signed by your NCOIC, before I will release that to you...."
We shuffled the kid over to the Platoon Sgt to ask for "the Prick-E7." He did. 
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Posted: 1/27/2015 4:46:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We shuffled the kid over to the Platoon Sgt to ask for "the Prick-E7." He did. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. "Marine, you'll need to return with an ID-10T form signed by your NCOIC, before I will release that to you...." We shuffled the kid over to the Platoon Sgt to ask for "the Prick-E7." He did. Sent a new guy to medical for a Pap Smear. He was there for three hours.
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Posted: 1/27/2015 4:58:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I was in the OMS at McGuire in the late 70s we had a squadron control center that tracked aircraft status, departures, arrivals, etc. When we had a noob on a plane that was flying we'd send him to the control center to get the key to the airplane. As the crew was getting off the bus we had him report to the aircraft commander, salute, and present him with the key to the 141. It was priceless as this pilot stood there with a key in his hand wondering what just happened. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. When I was in the OMS at McGuire in the late 70s we had a squadron control center that tracked aircraft status, departures, arrivals, etc. When we had a noob on a plane that was flying we'd send him to the control center to get the key to the airplane. As the crew was getting off the bus we had him report to the aircraft commander, salute, and present him with the key to the 141. It was priceless as this pilot stood there with a key in his hand wondering what just happened. I eventually got even with one of the pilots that sent me. With the help of my Captain, I was an E3 at the time, I convinced him I needed to update his search and rescue cards to include footprints. I used a roller to apply the ink and then walked out. Then we had everyone come in and get a good laugh as he sat there with ink on his feet. Working with pilots was always pretty damned fun.
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Posted: 1/27/2015 5:28:08 PM EDT
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I eventually got even with one of the pilots that sent me. With the help of my Captain, I was an E3 at the time, I convinced him I needed to update his search and rescue cards to include footprints. I used a roller to apply the ink and then walked out. Then we had everyone come in and get a good laugh as he sat there with ink on his feet. Working with pilots was always pretty damned fun. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. When I was in the OMS at McGuire in the late 70s we had a squadron control center that tracked aircraft status, departures, arrivals, etc. When we had a noob on a plane that was flying we'd send him to the control center to get the key to the airplane. As the crew was getting off the bus we had him report to the aircraft commander, salute, and present him with the key to the 141. It was priceless as this pilot stood there with a key in his hand wondering what just happened. I eventually got even with one of the pilots that sent me. With the help of my Captain, I was an E3 at the time, I convinced him I needed to update his search and rescue cards to include footprints. I used a roller to apply the ink and then walked out. Then we had everyone come in and get a good laugh as he sat there with ink on his feet. Working with pilots was always pretty damned fun. I find it humorous that people handling weapon systems can't tell military bureaucracy from practical jokers. Or even scarier, the normal bureaucracy can't be distinguished from practical jokers by anybody. 
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Posted: 1/27/2015 5:37:54 PM EDT
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Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. We used to use mason jars for exhaust samples on trucks...rev up a truck, have an A1C run into the cloud of smoke and screw the lid on quick so it wouldn't get lost. During a morning vehicle checkpoint I sent a reservist Amn over to my boss to get brake fluid for a truck that had air brakes. My boss, a crusty MSgt, kept a completely straight face as he walked the Amn out to the air compressor, inflated a garbage bag, tied it off, and handed it to the Amn without a word. The Amn was still confused as she walked back to me with a bag full of air. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 5:59:01 PM EDT
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One bump in the road and it's wheelchairs for Christmas. Quote HistoryQuoted:
One bump in the road and it's wheelchairs for Christmas. The picture needs this caption 
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Posted: 1/27/2015 6:00:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 6:28:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryTwo bags, roughly that size, created enough pressure, when lit, to blow the side out of the bosses on-site office trailer. That's right... two dumb fitters managed, by accident, to figure out the perfect Stoichiometric ratio for the interior of that trailer. Never got caught either.
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Posted: 1/27/2015 6:34:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Was anyone else thinking 'Oh shit, bags of Acetylene, RUN!' ? when they saw that? Or is that only me? Quote HistoryQuoted: Was anyone else thinking 'Oh shit, bags of Acetylene, RUN!' ? when they saw that? Or is that only me? Two bags, roughly that size, created enough pressure, when lit, to blow the side out of the bosses on-site office trailer. That's right... two dumb fitters managed, by accident, to figure out the perfect Stoichiometric ratio for the interior of that trailer. Never got caught either. |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 6:42:55 PM EDT
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I hate you! Half a million active accounts, and there's probably exactly ONE who could've posted a single work about evil geese that'd make me crack-up. I hope you appreciate how much it hurts to laugh with five broken ribs...
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Kinky I hope you appreciate how much it hurts to laugh with five broken ribs...
LOL Reminds me of when I got a subscription for my brother to "The Journal of Irreproducible Results." Imagine a Mad Magazine written for MDs, PhDs, physicists and rocket scientists! Much of the humor can be understood by lay people with at least a smattering of the physical sciences. They didn't deliver for about 6 months, until suddenly he got all 6 issues at once... the day after he had broken a rib!  
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Posted: 1/27/2015 6:45:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2015 7:05:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryNow I know the answer to "ay yo girl, what that bellybutton do?" |
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Posted: 1/27/2015 10:04:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. Did he forget the ST rings?
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