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Link Posted: 11/8/2014 12:02:24 PM EDT
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Wasn't sure if to put this here or in the Tinder thread.

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Some serious Lulz
Link Posted: 11/8/2014 4:38:19 PM EDT
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tapes or cds lol
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Seems legit.

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Am I the only one here thinking that that chick has a nice, shapely ass?
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No I thought the same thing.
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Perfect
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I feel bad for losing

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I don't know why I laughed so hard at that...
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When you see it . . . you'll LOL











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I did see it - on the previous page.  



 
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LOL
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Lost
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Writer and illustrator Austin Light recently shared a funny series of sketches from his notebook that reimagines movie titles with one letter removed. The idea started on reddit where users were asked to, “Pick a movie, remove one letter, give a brief description“.

As a daily art project, Light took the concept one step further, drawing a scene from the imaginary film. He also penned a brief synopsis for each.
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Writer and illustrator Austin Light recently shared a funny series of sketches from his notebook that reimagines movie titles with one letter removed. The idea started on reddit where users were asked to, “Pick a movie, remove one letter, give a brief description“.

As a daily art project, Light took the concept one step further, drawing a scene from the imaginary film. He also penned a brief synopsis for each.


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That's pretty lever!  



+2000

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Only 1.2% and it does even say what that 1.2% is...could be piss for all I know
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I wonder what he sees as he sits there with his pipe...
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And, in honor of the day, Happy Birthday, Devil Dogs!  Semper Fidelis.
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My grandaddy was a horse Marine
He was born a-wearin' green.
He ate steaks eight inches thick
Picked his teeth with a swagger stick

Kicking and a fighting and running all day
Grandaddy knew no other way
Busting out windows, kicking out doors
Trying to get even with the squids on the shore
Lived everyday of his life in the Corps
So they sent him off to war
Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese
Got some shrapnel in the knees
Went to the country called Vietnam
To fight some people called the Viet Cong
Found himself in a firefight
Come back home in a medevac flight

Now Grandaddy is sitting there
Marking time in his rockin' chair!


I wonder what he sees as he sits there with his pipe...


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http://www.ak47.net/media/viewFile.html?i=70150



My grandaddy was a horse Marine

He was born a-wearin' green.

He ate steaks eight inches thick

Picked his teeth with a swagger stick



Kicking and a fighting and running all day

Grandaddy knew no other way

Busting out windows, kicking out doors

Trying to get even with the squids on the shore

Lived everyday of his life in the Corps

So they sent him off to war

Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese

Got some shrapnel in the knees

Went to the country called Vietnam

To fight some people called the Viet Cong

Found himself in a firefight

Come back home in a medevac flight



Now Grandaddy is sitting there

Marking time in his rockin' chair!




I wonder what he sees as he sits there with his pipe...




http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/reviews/blog/ParkingLotCafes.JPG




 






Link Posted: 11/9/2014 9:19:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/9/2014 9:48:55 PM EDT
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... not getting the funny, I think someone suggested we restart this thread - I like the notion


Seems it's somewhat decayed beyond its usefulness





       

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I wonder what he sees as he sits there with his pipe...



http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/reviews/blog/ParkingLotCafes.JPG






 
Link Posted: 11/9/2014 9:54:30 PM EDT
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Here's some funny. Chinese Chicken Dance




Link Posted: 11/9/2014 9:57:58 PM EDT
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And, in honor of the day, Happy Birthday, Devil Dogs!  Semper Fidelis.
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My grandaddy was a horse Marine
He was born a-wearin' green.
He ate steaks eight inches thick
Picked his teeth with a swagger stick

Kicking and a fighting and running all day
Grandaddy knew no other way
Busting out windows, kicking out doors
Trying to get even with the squids on the shore
Lived everyday of his life in the Corps
So they sent him off to war
Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese
Got some shrapnel in the knees
Went to the country called Vietnam
To fight some people called the Viet Cong
Found himself in a firefight
Come back home in a medevac flight

Now Grandaddy is sitting there
Marking time in his rockin' chair!
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I have now accepted that I will never be this manly.
Link Posted: 11/9/2014 10:03:28 PM EDT
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And, in honor of the day, Happy Birthday, Devil Dogs!  Semper Fidelis.
http://www.ak47.net/media/viewFile.html?i=70150

I wonder what he sees as he sits there with his pipe...

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/reviews/blog/ParkingLotCafes.JPG

 


"I wonder what he sees as he sits there with his pipe..." implies that the pictured former Marine may be wistfully recalling pictures of long-lost friends and places.

My response highlights the contrasting reality that he is seated at a strip mall restaurant and is almost certainly gazing across an expanse of parked conveyances. Ergo, dry humor is funny. Parking lots are also funny.

Link Posted: 11/9/2014 10:05:53 PM EDT
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My grandaddy was a horse Marine
He was born a-wearin' green.
He ate steaks eight inches thick
Picked his teeth with a swagger stick

Kicking and a fighting and running all day
Grandaddy knew no other way
Busting out windows, kicking out doors
Trying to get even with the squids on the shore
Lived everyday of his life in the Corps
So they sent him off to war
Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese
Got some shrapnel in the knees
Went to the country called Vietnam
To fight some people called the Viet Cong
Found himself in a firefight
Come back home in a medevac flight

Now Grandaddy is sitting there
Marking time in his rockin' chair!
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That gentleman has one sword for each hand!
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http://www.ak47.net/media/viewFile.html?i=70150
My grandaddy was a horse Marine
He was born a-wearin' green.
He ate steaks eight inches thick
Picked his teeth with a swagger stick
Kicking and a fighting and running all day
Grandaddy knew no other way
Busting out windows, kicking out doors
Trying to get even with the squids on the shore
Lived everyday of his life in the Corps
So they sent him off to war
Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese
Got some shrapnel in the knees
Went to the country called Vietnam
To fight some people called the Viet Cong
Found himself in a firefight
Come back home in a medevac flight
Now Grandaddy is sitting there
Marking time in his rockin' chair!

That gentleman has one sword for each hand!

 
Seriously though, he's on his way home from doing a funeral or memorial ceremony








Now getting back to funny...

















http://wallalay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Funny-Cat-31.jpg


 




 
 
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Seriously though, he's on his way home from doing a funeral or memorial ceremony
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My grandaddy was a horse Marine

He was born a-wearin' green.

He ate steaks eight inches thick

Picked his teeth with a swagger stick



Kicking and a fighting and running all day

Grandaddy knew no other way

Busting out windows, kicking out doors

Trying to get even with the squids on the shore

Lived everyday of his life in the Corps

So they sent him off to war

Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese

Got some shrapnel in the knees

Went to the country called Vietnam

To fight some people called the Viet Cong

Found himself in a firefight

Come back home in a medevac flight



Now Grandaddy is sitting there

Marking time in his rockin' chair!






That gentleman has one sword for each hand!


 
Seriously though, he's on his way home from doing a funeral or memorial ceremony











Now getting back to funny...











http://wallalay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Funny-Cat-31.jpg

     




 
You know what's funny there Gunny?  Your ability to post pictures.
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My grandaddy was a horse Marine
He was born a-wearin' green.
He ate steaks eight inches thick
Picked his teeth with a swagger stick

Kicking and a fighting and running all day
Grandaddy knew no other way
Busting out windows, kicking out doors
Trying to get even with the squids on the shore
Lived everyday of his life in the Corps
So they sent him off to war
Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese
Got some shrapnel in the knees
Went to the country called Vietnam
To fight some people called the Viet Cong
Found himself in a firefight
Come back home in a medevac flight

Now Grandaddy is sitting there
Marking time in his rockin' chair!
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I see absolutely nothing funny about this picture. Please tell me that there is a Veteran's Day thread that you meant to place this picture in.
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http://www.ak47.net/media/viewFile.html?i=70150



My grandaddy was a horse Marine

He was born a-wearin' green.

He ate steaks eight inches thick

Picked his teeth with a swagger stick



Kicking and a fighting and running all day

Grandaddy knew no other way

Busting out windows, kicking out doors

Trying to get even with the squids on the shore

Lived everyday of his life in the Corps

So they sent him off to war

Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese

Got some shrapnel in the knees

Went to the country called Vietnam

To fight some people called the Viet Cong

Found himself in a firefight

Come back home in a medevac flight



Now Grandaddy is sitting there

Marking time in his rockin' chair!






That gentleman has one sword for each hand!


 
Seriously though, he's on his way home from doing a funeral or memorial ceremony











Now getting back to funny...











http://wallalay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Funny-Cat-31.jpg

     


 
You know what's funny there Gunny?  Your ability to post pictures.




 
Whippersnapper! You should try posting these, using only an abacus!
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I see absolutely nothing funny about this picture. Please tell me that there is a Veteran's Day thread that you meant to place this picture in.
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http://www.ak47.net/media/viewFile.html?i=70150



My grandaddy was a horse Marine

He was born a-wearin' green.

He ate steaks eight inches thick

Picked his teeth with a swagger stick



Kicking and a fighting and running all day

Grandaddy knew no other way

Busting out windows, kicking out doors

Trying to get even with the squids on the shore

Lived everyday of his life in the Corps

So they sent him off to war

Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese

Got some shrapnel in the knees

Went to the country called Vietnam

To fight some people called the Viet Cong

Found himself in a firefight

Come back home in a medevac flight



Now Grandaddy is sitting there

Marking time in his rockin' chair!




I see absolutely nothing funny about this picture. Please tell me that there is a Veteran's Day thread that you meant to place this picture in.


Yes, will you guys please give us a break. This is supposed to be a funny thread and you are being very inappropriate. My family has fought for this country going back to Colonial times and I very rarely talk about and certainly don't mess up threads about it. Once again, please give us a break.



 
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Holy shit, lost hard
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I am torn on this one...
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