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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 8:29:36 AM EDT
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Any guesses on why the big black guy just happened to have a mask in his pocket?











 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 8:32:56 AM EDT
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I am so going to hell for this, but there are just so many uses for it around this place.

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6151/6180247414_07b16829aa_b.jpg


Freaking ouch!  I'm down with it, but I'm not sure how many people will get that one...


Link Posted: 9/26/2011 10:52:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 11:17:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 11:49:51 AM EDT
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Video is entitled: COURT REPORTERS WORST NIGHTMARE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJAy7k2to3c



I do not know what the fuck she said at any point in that video.




And her vote counts just the same as yours.











"Vote ishquisj yabbadabba squich Obama huk ss qua doo keckack!"
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 12:01:27 PM EDT
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Call the amberlamps!



I would love to know the outcome of that shit sandwich.  



 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 12:15:27 PM EDT
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Video is entitled: COURT REPORTERS WORST NIGHTMARE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJAy7k2to3c



I do not know what the fuck she said at any point in that video.




And her vote counts just the same as yours.











"Vote ishquisj yabbadabba squich Obama huk ss qua doo keckack!"



It wasn't hard to understand her.





 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 12:44:54 PM EDT
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Video is entitled: COURT REPORTERS WORST NIGHTMARE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJAy7k2to3c

I do not know what the fuck she said at any point in that video.


And her vote counts just the same as yours.





"Vote ishquisj yabbadabba squich Obama huk ss qua doo keckack!"

It wasn't hard to understand her.

 




Wut ?



Link Posted: 9/26/2011 12:56:39 PM EDT
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Video is entitled: COURT REPORTERS WORST NIGHTMARE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJAy7k2to3c



I do not know what the fuck she said at any point in that video.




And her vote counts just the same as yours.











"Vote ishquisj yabbadabba squich Obama huk ss qua doo keckack!"



It wasn't hard to understand her.



 

Wut ?


Concur.

 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 1:28:51 PM EDT
[#10]





"Oh! Lawd have mercy!"

 



"Call da amberlamps!"




Link Posted: 9/26/2011 1:37:23 PM EDT
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Three fingers equal the shocker


from all that shit, I'd say the minivan
http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2009/12/the_minivan.jpg


Challenge accepted

You realize you just offered to fist fuck a cow in the ass while diddling her?  


Somebody's gotta do it and bulls don't have fingers.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 2:30:33 PM EDT
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Three fingers equal the shocker


from all that shit, I'd say the minivan
http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2009/12/the_minivan.jpg


Challenge accepted

You realize you just offered to fist fuck a cow in the ass while diddling her?  


Somebody's gotta do it and bulls don't have fingers.



Link Posted: 9/26/2011 2:45:49 PM EDT
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Any guesses on why the big black guy just happened to have a mask in his pocket?





The trick is to do those depositions in a conference room at the airport.  That way you get to make them go through the security checkpoint.  







 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 3:00:45 PM EDT
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Okay, okay, go ahead and caption this.  I'll wait right here.  



edit fixed - I think.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 3:22:21 PM EDT
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Okay, okay, go ahead and caption this.  I'll wait right here.  



http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/star-wars-wedding.jpg





Don't hotlink?

 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 3:31:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 3:37:04 PM EDT
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Was just about to go there.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 3:45:23 PM EDT
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That kid's a future arfcommer right there!
 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 3:50:47 PM EDT
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Okay, okay, go ahead and caption this.  I'll wait right here.  

http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/star-wars-wedding.jpg



Oh hell, that one's easy.

"It's a trap!"
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 4:28:31 PM EDT
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So, my first thought was that this was a practice depo, but it sure seemed like it was for a real case given the deponent's demeanor.  I'm all for Hawaiian shirst at the appropriate times, but it shows a lot of disrespect to the deponent and the system to take a deposition wearing one and then ask a question like that.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 4:37:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 5:03:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 5:14:07 PM EDT
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Pipe wrench fight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ


This guy's gonna get an ass full of pipe wrench!

Link Posted: 9/26/2011 5:30:21 PM EDT
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omg..the words..escape me








 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 5:56:16 PM EDT
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someone please embed.

cops


OMFG that was hilarious
that deserves a imbed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FTWv7abjU&feature=player_profilepage

I can't thank whoever posted that enough..... I really needed a laugh and I literally laughed out loud.....
Bad day made a little better... Sometimes I LOVE this site...


 


Link Posted: 9/26/2011 6:29:40 PM EDT
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I lost soooooooo bad on ultra downy.

I was gonna post Ultra Downey awhile back but I figured I'd get another warning.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 6:29:42 PM EDT
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A few more....


Baby carrier…

WOW!

Batmanning…

OK….

Clever

Dixie?  

Equality

Clever Advertising

Would you like fries with that?

Good Women…

Drop me off here… PLEASE!

Ice shots…

She’s Blonde

Cool tattoo..

Why lie?

Mmmmm Cookies…

Bras…

Tactical bra…

Senior center

Note on the work fridge…

The drink moron…

LOL…

TSA…

I always wondered…

Link Posted: 9/26/2011 6:34:03 PM EDT
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Never tried this before.... I own 107?  

nope
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 6:37:03 PM EDT
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Never tried this before.... I own 107?  

nope




Link Posted: 9/26/2011 6:42:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 6:56:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 7:23:56 PM EDT
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This child will fear absolutely nothing at all.



Link Posted: 9/26/2011 7:29:35 PM EDT
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Didn't know Gary Busey practiced law.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 7:58:28 PM EDT
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holy shit thats halarious. The next time i fly im totally going to drop my pants and stand there in my boxers when the TSA guys go to grope me.

"what, i thought this was going to be a standard prison search"
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 8:12:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 8:39:33 PM EDT
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That was a good one :)

I lost.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 8:41:18 PM EDT
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"Oh! Lawd have mercy!"  

"Call da amberlamps!"



"Ma HAID!"
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 8:50:25 PM EDT
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The iPhone 5 is out?  No?  Then this is probably a photoshop.
 


I think this is the joke.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 8:52:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:22:44 PM EDT
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Let me guess... they sued everyone involved in the deposition over that injury?
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:41:15 PM EDT
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Page 107... i own you.

Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:44:58 PM EDT
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Next one after me.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:46:59 PM EDT
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Is a larger than usual percentage of this thread devoted to "owning" pages? I was expecting humor, not variations of "First!"

ETA
I don't have anything appropriate, so here's the first picture I found

Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:49:27 PM EDT
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Is a larger than usual percentage of this thread devoted to "owning" pages? I was expecting humor, not variations of "First!"





Odd, I thought your post was going to be the one.  Ah well.


 



ETA: It must be 50 posts a page then.
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:49:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:50:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:50:28 PM EDT
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Is a larger than usual percentage of this thread devoted to "owning" pages? I was expecting humor, not variations of "First!"



But I've never owned a page before!



 
Link Posted: 9/26/2011 9:50:46 PM EDT
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I, for one, will not risk the wrath of Sylvan.
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