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Link Posted: 10/14/2014 1:50:52 AM EDT
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nope
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Government Aggie

Tonight just isn't your night,huh?



nope

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Link Posted: 10/14/2014 2:15:41 AM EDT
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So the current job was more of a lateral move?  
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As a bartender, my job was not to make people smarter.


So the current job was more of a lateral move?  


LOL.....

Yeah...I see the same people. Only now I see them afterwards.....


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In case you didn't see the Peppa Pig thread (if you don't have a toddler that watches Peppa Pig, probably not funny to you):



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I will never watch Peppa Pig the same way again

 
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total and permanent hearing loss in 5 . .. 4 . .
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This.

Our education system at work. Judging by the responses, we are teaching our children to be dummies.
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This.

Our education system at work. Judging by the responses, we are teaching our children to be dummies.

If you have one bucket that holds five gallons and one bucket that holds 3 gallons, how many buckets do you have?
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If you have one bucket that holds five gallons and one bucket that holds 3 gallons, how many buckets do you have?
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98






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Our education system at work. Judging by the responses, we are teaching our children to be dummies.





If you have one bucket that holds five gallons and one bucket that holds 3 gallons, how many buckets do you have?






5-3=2






Two buckets







 










 
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See! Common core works!
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96?
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[facepalm]


96?


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96?




Wow... 98 would be the correct answer.
Link Posted: 10/14/2014 10:45:27 AM EDT
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http://www.quickmeme.com/news/?p=4717

More than however.
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Welcome back to GD.

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What did I miss?  

Pics be laughy:








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What did I miss?  

Pics be laughy:




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What did I miss?  

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I just had a bag of those two days ago in Beijing.  They were pretty good.



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I will never watch Peppa Pig the same way again  
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In case you didn't see the Peppa Pig thread (if you don't have a toddler that watches Peppa Pig, probably not funny to you):

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I will never watch Peppa Pig the same way again  



Awesome
Link Posted: 10/14/2014 11:50:31 AM EDT
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nuthin'


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Lost hard.  Wife didn't get it.
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In case you didn't see the Peppa Pig thread (if you don't have a toddler that watches Peppa Pig, probably not funny to you):

http://youtu.be/42JQYPioVo4


Lost hard.  Wife didn't get it.

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Gonna go with airsoft here. Based on the bolt, dust cover catch, and the fact that even Russians won't wear UTG crap vests.
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nuthin'


http://youtu.be/LchurtBR_LE


Roots............?
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Ok, I give up. What am I missing here?
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Ok, I give up. What am I missing here?
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A GRADUATED cylinder, of course!
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Ok, I give up. What am I missing here?
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I ain't getting it either, other than it's upside down. If that's it what is the funny?
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Ok, I give up. What am I missing here?
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Its a graduated cylinder.
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A GRADUATED cylinder, of course!
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A GRADUATED cylinder, of course!



Shit!  
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A GRADUATED cylinder, of course!
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A GRADUATED cylinder, of course!

BOO THIS MAN!!!


I snickered.
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The base is supposed to be a mortarboard with "tassel".
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I ain't getting it either, other than it's upside down. If that's it what is the funny?



The base is supposed to be a mortarboard with "tassel".





 






... NVM the punchline had already been delivered

 
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... NVM the punchline had already been delivered
 
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I ain't getting it either, other than it's upside down. If that's it what is the funny?

The base is supposed to be a mortarboard with "tassel".

 

... NVM the punchline had already been delivered
 



GROAN!!!!
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LOL......spent too much time in labs not to know that one.
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disregard
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Syllabus says I have to attend, it doesn't say I can't be comfortable.



 
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I called my 12-year old over and asked if she got it.  

"No."

"What piece of scientific equipment is that?"

"It's a graduated cylin..........oh."  


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I called my 12-year old over and asked if she got it.  

"No."

"What piece of scientific equipment is that?"

"It's a graduated cylin..........oh."  


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I called my 12-year old over and asked if she got it.  

"No."

"What piece of scientific equipment is that?"

"It's a graduated cylin..........oh."  





I just asked my 14 year old if she got the joke. She said "is that a gradu...oh".

Damn kid is quicker than I am.
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