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Y’all know the drill

The Cheesecake tradition got it’s start as a “what Arfcomer do you want to have a beer with?” thread in GD back in the summer of 2018. It began as a BBQ/camp/shoot and went so well we made it a Bi-annual event. Sadly no more shooting for the time being but we have a blast.

If you want to know what is Cheesecake come join in the thread and if you want to know how the hell it got that name, come to Cheesecake

This BBQ happens twice a year at my little ranch about an hour east of Round Rock, every Spring and Fall, ALL Arfcomers are welcome, not just Texans. We have members who travel from many states now.

I converted half our hay barn into a “Party Barn”. At the first one I was scrambling to get a pit and smoker and a little firepit in the shade for us. We literally ran a spool of Romex over the night of the first one so we could plug in a few cheap lights. I try to make improvements before each one to make us more comfortable. Now there’s tons of lights and decorations, a fridge, all my cooking implements(which are many) we can do Hot Dogs to Whole Hogs, there’s a TV with Wi-Fi for YouTube music, tons of chairs and tables. There is the “No House Outhouse” TP and wipes provided.

Everyone is welcome to camp in whatever style they choose. Some hang a hammock in the barn or close by trees, air mattress and sleeping bag, tent anywhere on the property you want, drag a camper out if you want, some sleep in their vehicles or have pop up camping in their truck beds to even a BIGASSED pusher bus and of course Chas8008’s “Pleasure Palace”

Friday night is always steak night, bring a steak of your choice and I provide baked potato, salad and all the accoutrements.
We make tacos Saturday morning with bacon, eggs tortillas and whatever else everyone chips in on. Also goes for Sunday morning tacos. I provide a coffee pot and a Keurig with pods, cups and sugar and creamer.  

Saturday lunch and dinner gets debated about in the thread the closer we get to the date. Sometimes I go wild and buy everything, sometimes other members chip in on something as big as a whole hog. I encourage folks to bring their family favorite and share with the group. Sometimes we even have a competition like Cheesecake-Con-Carne was a big Chili competition. Everyone is welcome to bring and cook anything they like, we have smokers, pits, grills, griddles, the famous Forge and electricity if you need to plug in a Crock Pot or Easy Bake oven.

Saturday morning folks like to bring gun “stuff” and other stuff for sale or trade.

THIS IS NOT A SHOOT, THERE WILL BE NO SHOOTING DO NOT EVEN ASK, SHOW AND TELL IS FINE BUT ALL FIREARMS WILL BE LOCKED UP AS SOON AS ANY DRINKING STARTS PLEASE RESPECT THIS




If you are a NEWB and you say IN and you get my address and DONT show you are perma banned, I’m sick of it

An elderly one, probably asleep or just waking up at 3AM.

Bigger_Hammer

Well, my schedule cleared out and I might get to make this one.

Does anyone need an Aztec death whistle?

I still have 2 down in the party barn


Hmmmm wait, I have 2 Aztec death whistles……..I have 2 grandsons……and they have a mother that tortured me from age 12 on

There’s only one thing to do

Probably gonna take a rain check on this one.  It's my wife's birthday and I enjoy being alive.

Bring her along, it will be the best birthday she ever spends with you...





...probably the last, too.

Watch your cornholes boys. Tomorrow the weather is going to suck for most of the state. Looks like I'm getting big snow but I don't trust the weather folks until about 2 hours out.

Don't forget Valentines day is Wednesday, lucky my wife isn't a fan of Hallmark holidays but I'll still cook her a nice meal for it.

This year it will be wagyu tritip.

Dam son, Waygu TriTip, man that’s love right there.

Mine is getting Turkey and Bacon Burnt Ends today

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I had to make another batch of Ends, all them dam Heatherns mobbed em last weekend & I only got one

Well, we got the snow.

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Ho Lee Fuk

That top pic could pass for a grandparents Great Depression reunion

"See there, way off in the distance. That's where we walked to get to school."

It's just a wheat field

UPHILL BOTH WAYS

Gettin there

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Looks amazing!


As far as walking a mile in the snow going to school....growing up I had to walk a mile and a half to the bus stop...in the snow, it was uphill both ways...but it was down hill both ways as well!

Also it was never more than 3 or so inches of snow.

@wolfjflywheel

Just had a boy scout meeting and we went over all the upcoming events...

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We have a hike scheduled for the...






...24th

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It’s finally Official, I will be hosting Texas Cola Warrior

CWTX IV COME and PEEP IT!

November 7, 8 and 9th

I’m still planning on doing Cheesecake and Cola twice a year, we’ll see how it plays out.

Big sugars to my homie Electrojk, you da man🥰

The Cheesecake 6.8 is still whackin fools

One hand holding the flashlight and one making dead shit.

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Congrats WJF!!!

So, you gonna run the course grandpa?
(just kidding of course)

If I were 40 years younger, I would still make up some lame excuse for not doing the deed.

Obstacle 0, fail

You would be surprised by the age of some if the CW.

Age is irrelevant.
I couldn't do it these days.
Even when I could do it, I would have passed.
Voluntary torture was fun in the forest service. It lost its charm after that.

No worried, its not for everyone. I still question my sanity every time I do one.


Did you work for the forest service? If so I'm going to pick your brain at Cheesecake.

It's bad enough not having a gall bladder, ain't no way I'm stuffin' Peeps down my gullet with a cola chaser.

Ooof that’s still to be determined, if I can find somebody to cut on my back here pretty soon I’m going to try.

I went into this knowing I’d most likely be goaded into it by others

From my understanding it is considered rude to host and not run.

That said, I'll be bringing a backboard and the staff will drag you through the course if need be.

I think I speak for all bros when I say thank you sir, we look forward to coating your property with soda and peeps.

Imma try

BUT there ain’t a Motherfucker on this planet big enough to make me drink Malort

Another one bites the dust!

Nice Shooting Tex!

Bigger_Hammer

Congrats on Cola Warrior - Cheesecake Edition!

What:s your guess on how long to grill Cola marinated Peeps?

Bigger_Hammer

Do I inject?

Brine ?

Marinade?

I just want to help cook at either event.

But I have been challenged.  So to the anonymous member who did so (Elecktro), you must carry at my funeral and make a nice speech.

Add chorizo

It would be an honor.

And rember, if you die at a CE event you are banned from all future events. Nobody wants that kind of shame.

Congratulations Wolfy.  I may try to come watch.  Doubtful I would enter.  I aint drinking cola or eating peeps.  But its way cool

I think I will give it a try. I might suck at it but I can give it a go.

DEAD PIGGIES EVERYWHEEEERE!

Congrats Wolfy on the pig and the Cola Warrior.

FuuuuuuuuCK!

This will be dead center of a semester for me, so thats a nogo :(

I'm glad its happening. When I had asked about it, it was a hard no still.

I might be able to come and hangout during the day.

I'll be done with school in less than a year and I'm trying to keep my head down and push through without too much distraction.

If it happens in 2025 I'll be there. I've wanted to do one since we were talking about them a couple cheesecakes ago @R3LO4D

Hmmm. Don't look simple to me.
Simple is a drive thru, pay with an app, and gone.
Prolly don't taste the same though.

I'm just going to let you know, that when Wolfy cooks, people eat. There is no fast food that compares. You should see the number of bad ass cooks that cook at Wolfy's ranch. His ribeyes are the best in the world.

I hope to be able to attend one day.

fffff