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Also , is there any part of town we need to avoid?
I would stay clear of Highway 76 . . .
I would stay clear of Branson.
The Ozark region has much better to offer. Float trips, fishing, cave tours, etc. Branson is a huge tourist trap, the restaurants generally suck, and the traffic is horrible. Have fun.
The OP may be starting to pick up on a bit of disdain on the part of the natives. I think what you're picking up on is that most of us probably prefer the real Ozarks rather than the packaged Ozarks that's presented in Branson. Still, Branson is what is. Millions of people go there every year and a lot of them come back. It must have something going for it. So, FWIW, here's my take:.
Yes, Branson IS definitely a tourist trap, but as tourist traps go, you could do worse. Personally, I like it better than Orlando or a lot of other places with imported "character." A least a lot of the Branson attractions are homegrown.
Here's what you can expect:
dozens and dozens of music theaters –– all with hokey, down-home music. Mostly country and corn-pone humor
hundreds of not very good restaurants ––- lots of buffets
More arcades and amusements than you could ever imagine –– go carts, mini golf, water parks –– your kids won't run out of things to do but you might run out of money
shopping with a low-budget/low class theme –– outlet malls, hillbilly crap, cheezy art and crafts Check out some of the shops downtown (the dime store is kind of fun)
Attractions: Titanic, Ripley's, Roy Rogers Museum, Chinese Acrobats, Ride the Ducks, Veterans Museums, etc. (can't you hear the cash register ring?)
Make sure you plan a day at Silver Dollar City. Yeah, it's a theme park, but its better than most. At least you can see true craftsmen at work and the food is better than your typical theme park crap. And yes, SDC is anti-gun. You probably can't carry there.
Branson really plays on its wholesome image. Bars and liquor stores are almost impossible to find. Everything is "family oriented."
If you play golf, there's some great course in and around Branson.