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Posted: 10/2/2009 7:47:21 AM EDT
This is for all you newbs and lurkers. Take note that WAHTF is a equal opportunity establishment. We accept anyone, from any walk of life, skin color, political affiliation, body odor or jammie preference.
But when you finally take that plunge to post for the 1st time, especially when 'introducing yourself' YOU MUST BRING BEER The WAHTF suffers from a perpetual beer shortage. A certain number of us are unemployed, underemployed, working in forced labor camps, working in softdrink factories, alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, copious consumers of malted beverages or can't keep track of the beer we leave on our porches. So there is perpetual shortage of beer around here. So it falls on you, the newb, to provide the beer. Without a proper influx of newbs and beer the WAHTF may wake up one day with all of us in the pit. And we all know how long winded Grumpy gets in the pit, so we don't want that happening again any time soon. So, I'll repeat myself, just to be clear: YOU MUST BRING BEER Oh, and once you have posted and brought the beer. Is is your job to rope in fresh newbs with more beer. Kinda like a MLM. Except with beer. This has been a public service announcement for my fellow WAHTF members. PCR should probably have made this post, but he's busy. Or drunk. Or lounging around. Or AWOL. Or workingasleep |
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Quoted: Could that picture be any bigger and load any slower? It's important that it loads that way. |
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funny that these new guys said they have been lurking for a bit and still don't bring any damn beer... :(
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That freaking picture makes me fall out of my chair every time. |
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The hair appears combed and there's a button-down shirt involved. What was the special occasion? /hijack BRING BEER! BRING BEER! BRING BEER! BRING BEER! BRING BEER! |
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I thought if the newbie brings beer he, (they), are automatically perceived as a fed?
Wait...... this is WAHTF. We get BOTH! |
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Beer is good Code Red Mountain Dew is really good. Whiskey is perfect.
Before Gibby gets in here don't forget the cookies. |
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Remember, as always, pants are purely optional in the Washington Hometown Forum. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Could that picture be any bigger and load any slower? HA! That's exactly what I was thinkin'.................................................... And.............................the memo won't work..............................................they never bring beer.........................................they never will............................... |
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(Brings Beer, Mt Dew Code Red, and Whiskey to the meeting)
Hey guys... First post Did I win? |
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Quoted: (Brings Beer, Mt Dew Code Red, and Whiskey to the meeting) Hey guys... First post Did I win? Who in the blue fuck let a Fed in here? |
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Fisher1:
The usual:
Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) AR or AK? 9mm or .45? .308 or .30-06? How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? Ever been in a cockpit, son? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or non union? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? 87 or 106? |
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Is it weird that I can smell that picture? |
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Fisher1: The usual:
... If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? ... Advice: don't go camping with these guys Beware the LCR, i guess! Related, when i was in high school, i used that on a super-hot chick way out of my league (at least i thought at the time). She answered "yes" with a straight face. I laughed, and she looked at me and said, "no, i get it, and the answer's still yes...". I had no comeback! And i shoulda taken her camping! |
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I must be missing out cuz the pic loads instantaniously here
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Quoted: Fisher1: The usual: You started out well Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) AR or AK? 9mm or .45? .308 or .30-06? How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? Ever been in a cockpit, son? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or non union? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz"?Doing very well at this point Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? THIS is not a question ANYONE in the WA HTF would ever ask Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Something went wrong from here forward... (this is called "Jumping the shark") Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Redeemed yourself at this point 87 or 106? VERY good question |
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Where is the beer? By now in your liver
Why should we think you're not a Fed? How do we know you are not a Fed? ... Revlis knows me Is it whisky or whiskey? Whisky... sorry, our computers at the ATF don't have spell check... er, um, I mean... Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? 1 Cube Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Macallan's aged 18 Years AR or AK? Just ordered my AR from Bud's Gun Shop 9mm or .45? Springfield XD40 5" Tactical .308 or .30-06? .30-06 - If it is good enough for the Garand, it is good enough for me How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? Glocks are for women, the angle is for their little hands :) Ever been in a cockpit, son? 8 years old, Alaska Airlines... Would have landed the bitch too, but I had sit back in my seat. Do you like Gladiator movies? Yes, but they could have added a gun or two Ever seen a grown man naked? This one time at band camp Chupacabra: Real or myth? Really a myth Same for Bigfoot? That shit is real How about Nessie? See above Union or non union? The ATF doesn't have a Union... There are no Unions in the Motorcycle Industry Cheap beer or Micro brew? Mac and Jack's Beans or no beans in chili? Beans Is Carhart clothing hickish? Absolutely Do you powder "the Boyz"? On occaission Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Steven Segal wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. Chuck Norris all the way Would you wear a thigh holster? If I was raiding a house... other then that, no What's the phone number for 911? 867-5309 Do retards look normal when they cum? Yeah, you can find anything on the internet What color was George Washington's white horse? Red... No, Blue! What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 8 How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? 1 Cubic Foot if it also 12" wide too If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? No, and we are not going camping... EVER. 87 or 106? 106 |
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Quoted: Where is the beer? By now in your liver Why should we think you're not a Fed? How do we know you are not a Fed? ... Revlis knows me Is it whisky or whiskey? Whisky... sorry, our computers at the ATF don't have spell check... er, um, I mean... Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? 1 Cube Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Macallan's aged 18 Years AR or AK? Just ordered my AR from Bud's Gun Shop 9mm or .45? Springfield XD40 5" Tactical .308 or .30-06? .30-06 - If it is good enough for the Garand, it is good enough for me How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? Glocks are for women, the angle is for their little hands :) Ever been in a cockpit, son? 8 years old, Alaska Airlines... Would have landed the bitch too, but I had sit back in my seat. Do you like Gladiator movies? Yes, but they could have added a gun or two Ever seen a grown man naked? This one time at band camp Chupacabra: Real or myth? Really a myth Same for Bigfoot? That shit is real How about Nessie? See above Union or non union? The ATF doesn't have a Union... There are no Unions in the Motorcycle Industry Cheap beer or Micro brew? Mac and Jack's Beans or no beans in chili? Beans Is Carhart clothing hickish? Absolutely Do you powder "the Boyz"? On occaission Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Steven Segal wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. Chuck Norris all the way Would you wear a thigh holster? If I was raiding a house... other then that, no What's the phone number for 911? 867-5309 Do retards look normal when they cum? Yeah, you can find anything on the internet What color was George Washington's white horse? Red... No, Blue! What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 8 How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? 1 Cubic Foot if it also 12" wide too If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? No, and we are not going camping... EVER. 87 or 106? 106 We can keep this one. |
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One of US!!!
(and this fellow ATFer's is how I infultrated WAHTF ) |
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Do I need to bump this every day? Try and do a service and they STILL ignore the rules
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sir, this is pointless.................................................they will never, never bring it..........................................................................................
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