So, I am going to the inauguration, and a black tie event later that night. I rented a tux, but not shoes as I thought, hell I will just wear my old dress shoes and save a few bucks.
Nope. I am leaving in 12 hours, and I polished up my old corframs with pledge, and noticed the soles were cracked on the bottom. Upon further investigation, the soles were soft and mushy. Put them on, and didn't make it 10 feet before chunks started falling off the sole.
Guess I am going to spit shine a pair of black dress shoes and use the old Mop-and-Glow hack right before the event. Wrong..... I can't find Mop-and-glow at walmart, Target, or the grocery store....
FML, I should have checked them earlier. Guess I am now buying a pair of patent leather shoes.