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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:14:35 PM EDT
A mysterious photograph has become the subject of wild internet speculation after a group of teenagers claimed it was a terrifying creature that they beat to death while playing near a cave in Panama.
The rubbery beast was said to have been spotted by a group of teenagers crawling out of a cave as they played in the town of Cerro Azul north of Panama City on Saturday. To their horror, they claimed it came towards them. Fearing for their safety, they beat it to death with sticks, throwing its body in a pool of water, they told Panama's Telemetro television station. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1214182/Remember-Monster-washed-ashore-Terrified-teens-claim-beat-new-mysterious-beast-death-Panama.html#ixzz0RUznLaWm http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1214182/Remember-Monster-washed-ashore-Terrified-teens-claim-beat-new-mysterious-beast-death-Panama.html Video of it here:http://www.wptz.com/video/20980555/index.html?source=CNN You know what I think.. 
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:17:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:17:28 PM EDT
[#2]
They killed Gollum!
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:19:00 PM EDT
[#3]
sloth?
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:19:16 PM EDT
[#4]
Sloth with a dermatological problem.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:20:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Why is it that stories such as this one are always accompanied by a single, low quality blurry or grainy photograph?
ETA: Just saw that there is a video. Downloading now. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:20:35 PM EDT
[#6]
Has anyone seen nazi pelosi recently?
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:20:45 PM EDT
[#7]
Isn't that the same place where "Predator" took place?
 
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:21:51 PM EDT
[#8]
Possum.
Obvious sloth is obvious |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:21:52 PM EDT
[#9]
Weird.
It does kinda resemble a hairless/diseased sloth, but the "crawled out of a cave and came toward us" part would be bullshit if that's the case. 
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:22:06 PM EDT
[#10]
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Has anyone seen nazi pelosi recently? 
My vote is for deformed sloth with bloated stomach. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:22:42 PM EDT
[#11]
That's my ex-wife.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:22:59 PM EDT
[#12]
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Sloth with a dermatological problem. Yep. Sloth with AIDS. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:24:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Sloth with a mange like condition??
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:24:02 PM EDT
[#14]
if it was a sloth wouldnt the nose be black? I do kinda think it is one though
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:24:09 PM EDT
[#15]
A diseased/mutated sloth? I'm sure it was "headed right for us" at a blistering 0.25mph!!
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:24:14 PM EDT
[#16]
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Why is it that stories such as this one are always accompanied by a single, low quality blurry or grainy photograph? ETA: Just saw that there is a video. Downloading now. And the body has mysteriously disappeared. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:24:52 PM EDT
[#17]
It just wanted to phone home.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:25:06 PM EDT
[#18]
Teenagers have proved that whatever it was, we are over it on the food chain. So much for compassion.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:25:37 PM EDT
[#19]
Sneetch with a hair loss problem.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:25:53 PM EDT
[#20]
Mermaid
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:26:20 PM EDT
[#21]
ACORN recipient. 
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:26:47 PM EDT
[#22]
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if it was a sloth wouldnt the nose be black? I do kinda think it is one though Not if it's a fucked up sloth. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:28:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Oh NOES.... I hope he's ok!
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:28:48 PM EDT
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ACORN recipient. Oh, there is no question that the creature is registered to vote in several states. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:29:02 PM EDT
[#25]
Sloths are cool. I hung out with them in Brazil.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:30:15 PM EDT
[#26]
Those kids were PISSED when candy didn't spill out.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:30:20 PM EDT
[#27]
LOL |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:31:48 PM EDT
[#28]
Saw this on the news tonight. I'm interested in the autopsy results.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:33:35 PM EDT
[#29]
possum
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:34:25 PM EDT
[#30]
definitely a sloth with some kind of creepy crawl disease. look at the claws.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:35:05 PM EDT
[#31]
lets pull a dead bloated sloth from a creek and get famous yippy
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:36:00 PM EDT
[#32]
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sloth? yep. its obvious its a sloth. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:37:03 PM EDT
[#33]
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Sneetch with a hair loss problem. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/twlobb/Sneetches1-757566.jpg Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:37:25 PM EDT
[#34]
Looks like a hairless sloth. Seems reasonable that one could be born with no hair.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:40:23 PM EDT
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Has anyone seen Nazi Pelosi recently? Damn, you must need a change in your glasses prescription, that thing laying on the rocks is much better looking than Pelosi. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:41:59 PM EDT
[#36]
Albinos.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:46:26 PM EDT
[#37]
it reminds me of Roger the alien from American Dad.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:50:28 PM EDT
[#38]
Looks to me like a hairless sloth. Either that or a deformed kid.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:52:25 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
it reminds me of Roger the alien from American Dad.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:52:32 PM EDT
[#40]
Only in Panama could a singer be born a poor hairy sloth and die as a rich rubbery beast.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:57:18 PM EDT
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Has anyone seen nazi pelosi recently? Apparently, it's in Houston tonight. It stinks here. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 3:00:08 PM EDT
[#42]
That's what you get when you use green eggs and roast beast for bait.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 3:02:02 PM EDT
[#43]
sloth
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Posted: 9/18/2009 3:04:05 PM EDT
[#44]
Thank God The Libs in this state put Bigfoot on the endangered species list so this kind of tragedy won't happen here !
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Posted: 9/18/2009 3:10:32 PM EDT
[#45]
Sloth marinated in caustic soda, lye or Nair to remove hair maybe? Who knew sloths had human like nipples.
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Posted: 9/18/2009 6:08:41 PM EDT
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Sloth marinated in caustic soda, lye or Nair to remove hair maybe? Who knew sloths had human like nipples. I think humans have sloth like nipples. |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 6:17:43 PM EDT
[#47]
Looks like Barney Frank at the end of an overly gay party at Pelosi's house !!!
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Posted: 9/18/2009 6:20:59 PM EDT
[#48]
f*in chupacabra is what it is. Ya'll slack jawed faggots need some chaw al'a Jesse to recognize the true threat............................ |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 6:29:29 PM EDT
[#49]
Why does all the weird shit always come out of shithole countries?
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Posted: 9/18/2009 6:29:55 PM EDT
[#50]
anteater ftw
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