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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:00:32 PM EDT
So I got home from the beer store with my friend...
I put my keys on the table with my Springfield XD9 that I carry with me everywhere. I see my buddy fumbling with my pistol a few seconds later but he usually knows what he's doing so I think nothing of it....a few seconds later....KABOOMMMMMMMMMMMM! Fortunately the police didn't come (I live in the city) and nobody got hurt. The girlfriend isn't home yet so that might change once she sees her clothes! Entry wound with the culprit making a stupid face for the camera and his weapon of choice:  Into my closet and right through about 12 of my girlfriends sweaters/shirts/jackets.....  through a few shirts and shit:  final destination of the bullet:  Yeah, yeah, yeah I shouldn't have left my pistol on the table - shit happens. It was funny as hell but it could have easily not been funny. ENJOY! ETA: seems like the pics downsized a little more than I thought they would - oh well ETA (per request): Girlfriend took it surprisingly well but there were a few items she wasn't very happy about. Sorry, no good story about her trying to kill anybody :-P |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:01:59 PM EDT
[#1]
Oh MAN...she's gonna be PIIIIISSSSSSSEDD!
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:02:29 PM EDT
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ENJOY! haha Not so funny. What kind of "friend" finger fucks a pistol he finds on the table and fires off a round? Glad nobody got hurt. John |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:03:33 PM EDT
[#3]
This will not end well.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:03:36 PM EDT
[#4]
Did the bullet really stop there? Or will you find out once it rains?
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:03:44 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't see how anyone could view an ND as funny.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:03:45 PM EDT
[#6]
ND - Negligent discharge
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:04:00 PM EDT
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Thats not funny at all, and your friend is a bitch for not asking your permission before fucking with your gun.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:04:07 PM EDT
[#8]
That's an ND.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:04:22 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Did the bullet really stop there? Or will you find out once it rains? 
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:04:47 PM EDT
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Don't even mention it when the girly gets home. Just wait and see how long it takes before she notices that her wardrobe now has exit wounds.
Also, bullet holes=future fashion-must 
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:05:03 PM EDT
[#11]
Your buddy is going to drop some long green to pay for your girlfriends clothes.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:05:05 PM EDT
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In on page one.
I wouldn't let that guy touch the gun again, even with the slide locked back. |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:05:25 PM EDT
[#13]
in before the shit storm
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:05:28 PM EDT
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Oh MAN...she's gonna be PIIIIISSSSSSSEDD! "Why is there a hole in my clothes?"
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:05:32 PM EDT
[#15]
Well, I'm sure she'll enjoy her shopping spree. Is your credit card ready to go? Is your buddy ready to cough up some green?
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:05:44 PM EDT
[#16]
Lovely. |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:05:54 PM EDT
[#17]
Is he a 40 year old virgin?
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:06:25 PM EDT
[#18]
It is not really funny..... but the shirts are. That is a perfect heart shot on 12 shirts.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:06:30 PM EDT
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I would make him wear those clothes. Not only would people ask why he was wearing woman's clothing, but they might ask where the holes came from.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:06:48 PM EDT
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I don't even know what to say. . .
ND is NOT funny
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:06:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:06:50 PM EDT
[#22]
You mean you actually set a loaded pistol down in front of THAT goofy looking fucker?
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:06:57 PM EDT
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What's on the other side of the last wall the bullet struck, and how many of your neighbors are dead?
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:07:11 PM EDT
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Did the bullet really stop there? Or will you find out once it rains? Well we tested the hole out with a coat hanger but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the closet fills up with water this weekend when it starts raining. Also, I fully understood the flaming that would result from me posting this...which is exactly why we chose to post it lol. It could have been shitty like I said but there's no sense in going apeshit over it...gotta laugh about shit sometimes. I can name about 5000 ways it could have gone worse but you can bet nobody will be going near my carry gun again (the only one that sits around the house loaded). |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:07:17 PM EDT
[#25]
dumbasses of a feather...
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:07:17 PM EDT
[#26]
wow 
this could be epic for a bunch of reasons. in on 1 
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:07:34 PM EDT
[#27]
Ohhh shit...
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:08:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:08:29 PM EDT
[#29]
I'd recommend checking the news to see if any of your neighbors were mysteriously shot.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:08:38 PM EDT
[#30]
Your friend bears an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Bean.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:08:57 PM EDT
[#31]
In.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:09:41 PM EDT
[#32]
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I'd recommend checking the news to see if any of your neighbors were mysteriously shot. I already checked the neighborhood forums and nobody reported a gunshot! It was surprisingly not as loud as you'd think. We have determined that he is to receive THE OBAMA AWARD for the next MONTH |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:10:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:11:05 PM EDT
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ND - Negligent discharge Dumb asses. |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:11:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:11:34 PM EDT
[#36]
I declare this photoshop the ND guy thread
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:11:35 PM EDT
[#37]
what the fuck was he doing messing with your pistol?
what a fuck tard |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:11:43 PM EDT
[#38]
It wasn't you. Your "buddy" did it. Right...
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:11:52 PM EDT
[#39]
Its nice of you to spend time with the functional retards like your buddy. They need friends too.
Seriously, what kind of dipshit picks a gun up and pulls the trigger? |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:11:56 PM EDT
[#40]
What no shitstorm weather pic yet? you guys are slacking. |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:12:11 PM EDT
[#41]
That's some stupid shit right there.
All the way around.
Where's your other buddy ? 
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:12:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:12:53 PM EDT
[#43]
...perfect shot on the shirts
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:13:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:13:19 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: Its nice of you to spend time with the functional retards like your buddy. They need friends too. Seriously, what kind of dipshit picks a gun up and pulls the trigger? no kidding. |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:14:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: So I got home from the beer store with my friend... ... buddy fumbling with my pistol I think I found your problem... Glad nobody got hurt (YET) The GF is gonna be piiiiiiiised! |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:14:12 PM EDT
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Negligent Discharge. Not Funny!
ETA: Luckily the round went into and through a interior wall before coming to rest in another wall. If the round had went through an exterior wall this might not have ended the same. Dumb ass.
I'm glad no one was injured or killed, let this be a wake up call to you and your friend. |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:14:27 PM EDT
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There are so many fail points here that I don't know where to start.
 
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:14:29 PM EDT
[#49]
You either need new friends...
or a better cover story. |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:15:22 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Its nice of you to spend time with the functional retards like your buddy. They need friends too. Seriously, what kind of dipshit picks a gun up and pulls the trigger? +1000!!! |
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