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From CBS comes Dan Rather,
a talking head of left wing blather.
I knew a broad named Ellie Smeal,
but I think she's a guy, NOW that's for real.
Jimmy Carter was the one to thank,
for letting our country fall in the tank.
Could anyone be so backwards as Alan Derschowitz,
his head is so far up there, when he burps, out comes the sh!ts.
Hanoi Jane never learns,
her hatred for us still hotly burns.
Stuffy-puffy Bryant Gumble,
would rather be dead than act humble.
I read a book by that liberal Al Franken,
he's so full of crap his head must be stankin'
For outright lying they canned Pete Arnette,
but his anti-US slant we'll never forget.
Upon Julia Roberts, God gave a great smile,
yet from that same mouth comes such utter bile.
Little bitter Ralphie Nader,
anti-capitalist crusader.
Don't ever stand in Janet's way,
with fire & guns she'll make you pay.
"Reproductive Rights" Faye Wattleton supported,
because she knows for certain, that SHE'LL never be aborted.
Zany-crazy Jerry Brown,
the eco-freak from OaklandTown.
Big mouth Rosie wants to ban your gun,
I'll bet she weighs nearly half a ton.
Mr. Baldwin threatened to leave,
now Bush is in, let's give 'em a heave.
Who the hell is Michael Moore?
his IQ must be sixty-four.
Sarah Brady's lost her mind,
she thinks it's guns that make killers unkind.
Mr. Cuomo don't you know,
you could never beat ole Rushbo.
For all the poor, Streisand's always moaning,
but great big mansion, she is still owning.
Crack-head Sorkin, the rehab resident,
he's just a frustrated armchair President.
Norman Lear, the rich old lefty,
with so many poor, why's his wallet so hefty?
Tom-Tom Daschle, the truth you always twist,
so I chose you to end this list.
88 lines about 44 liberals.
The_Macallan