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Posted: 3/5/2008 4:43:10 PM EDT

Back in the early 70s a buddy and I went to work in Atlanta putting carpet in tons of new apartments. I had a van so we could carry it and install. Lots of weed then, and laying carpet isn't exactly mentally challenging, so you guess the rest. My buddy liked big chicks. If he could get his arms around her she was too small. So we're putting carpet in and this fucking whale of a woman comes over from next door. You would have had to weigh her on a truck scale. Big damn woman. My buddy gets a hard on - he weighed about 100 lbs - and gets all wound up, we finish job and I find out we are invited to party that night.

OK, what the hell, we go, not mentally capable of thinking, and its better than I thought but I wasn't thinking real well. He immediately goes off with Moby Dick and I hang out, end up in the van with a decent chick. About three or so he's banging on the van, I let him in, we go back to our apartment. Next day my Bro ain't acting right. Later on he says he needs to use van to go to the doctor. I drive him, he comes out of office walking real odd.

Whole story was he was in the bedroom riding the whale when he passes out. When he wakes up somebody had laid about a mile of pipe up his ass ten or so inches at at time. Had to get five stitches. He was not good company for a few days. I still see him, been about thirty five years, I start humming "Rainy Night In Georgia" and it still pisses him off.

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:44:43 PM EDT

[#1]

i didn't read it

but you know how i know your gay?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:46:01 PM EDT

[#2]

Wait, what?!? Does laying a mile of pipe mean what I think it means?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:46:39 PM EDT

[#3]

i was waiting for something funny, but what really happened was you butt raped your friend while he was passed out? why am i not laughing ?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:47:02 PM EDT

[#4]

lol.

no.

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:47:14 PM EDT

[#5]

That is some creepy shit, why did you post that?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:47:18 PM EDT

[#6]

omg

eta Epic thread?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:47:30 PM EDT

[#7]

someone gave his buddy surprise buttsecks

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:47:32 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:47:57 PM EDT

[#9]

WTF? Some dude raped him? He ever find out who did it? How the hell could it happen with Moby Dick there?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:48:10 PM EDT

[#10]

wtf

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:48:25 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
i didn't read it

but you know how i know your gay?

+1

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:48:32 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:48:33 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Wait, what?!? Does laying a mile of pipe mean what I think it means?

Yes, it does

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:48:38 PM EDT

[#14]

misleading title. Where's the "accident"? (getting ghey-raped doesn't count).

Only accidental sex I ever had was 1st time climbing the rope in elementary school gym class.

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:48:58 PM EDT

[#15]

that went in a different direction than i thought it was going

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:49:22 PM EDT

[#16]

WTF? Some dude raped him?

Either that or the chick had a dick.

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:49:58 PM EDT

[#17]

This thread is quite disturbing

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:50:13 PM EDT

[#18]

i still haven't read it

have you started to regret this thread?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:50:19 PM EDT

[#19]

TMI

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:50:28 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
This thread is quite disturbing

quoted...just because of the irony.

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:50:51 PM EDT

[#21]

Gather around boys and girls, its axls story time.

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:51:01 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
that went in a different direction than i thought it was going

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:51:08 PM EDT

[#23]

I'm detecting a trend here with this axl character...

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:51:25 PM EDT

[#24]

Yeah, rape is funny.

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:51:38 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
This thread is quite disturbing

So says the...ah nevermind !

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:52:36 PM EDT

[#26]

Dude you buddy got ass raped; you take it to your grave.

and i own page 2, like your buddy's ass got owned

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:53:04 PM EDT

[#27]

Didn't happen to be upstream from Aintree? About 90 miles outside of Atlanta did it?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:53:17 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
i didn't read it

but you know how i know your gay?

His dick tastes like shit?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:53:47 PM EDT

[#29]

Have you considered that this was some kind of kink consensual thing?

If it were an actual rape, wouldn't you think that it would become his life mission to find the fuck and murder him?

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:54:02 PM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:55:04 PM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 3/5/2008 4:55:21 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Back in the early 70s a buddy and I went to work in Atlanta putting carpet in tons of new apartments. I had a van so we could carry it and install. Lots of weed then, and laying carpet isn't exactly mentally challenging, so you guess the rest. My buddy liked big chicks. If he could get his arms around her she was too small. So we're putting carpet in and this fucking whale of a woman comes over from next door. You would have had to weigh her on a truck scale. Big damn woman. My buddy gets a hard on - he weighed about 100 lbs - and gets all wound up, we finish job and I find out we are invited to party that night.

OK, what the hell, we go, not mentally capable of thinking, and its better than I thought but I wasn't thinking real well. He immediately goes off with Moby Dick and I hang out, end up in the van with a decent chick. About three or so he's banging on the van, I let him in, we go back to our apartment. Next day my Bro ain't acting right. Later on he says he needs to use van to go to the doctor. I drive him, he comes out of office walking real odd.

Whole story was he was in the bedroom riding the whale when he passes out. When he wakes up somebody had laid about a mile of pipe up his ass ten or so inches at at time. Had to get five stitches. He was not good company for a few days. I still see him, been about thirty five years, I start humming "Rainy Night In Georgia" and it still pisses him off.

And here, class, we see once again why Texas is not "the South" ...