Technofire,
You're so damn jealous of KA it drips from you.
Unlike OK, here our government takes care of practically all our needs, asshole.
Even more, we don't even have to worry about what our needs are. That's also determined for us in the State Kapitol, foo'.
By all means, stay here on this forum and try to conceal your envy, shrunken ego and other small parts of you, if you know what I mean.
And stay out of Texas -- In THAT state, what you've been doing to the Armadillos can result in morals charges, Leper-boy.[sex]
At least here, OUR hypocritical politicians pack heat at both state & federal levels. Can you match that?[pistol]
So when the SHTF, knock the dust off your wagon, leave your little sod home, and come running to our progressive society to lick your wounds. At least Sacramento knows where all 258 assault weapons are, so we can grab one when needed.[sniper]
Hey, you want [b]bland[/b]? How about "Sooners"? "Gomers" would be more like it.[;D]
And get some new plates. "Okiehoma is OK"? That must have been dreamed up by one of your more imaginative types.[sleep]
Come to a state with a [u]real[/u] mascot - the bear, like in the country of our fellow-travelers. We take refugees.[(:|)] And their mothers. And their sisters. A lot of times their mothers ARE their sisters.[puke]
In solidarity,
[b][red][size=4]PRK[/size=4][/red][/b]