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Posted: 10/6/2001 8:09:18 PM EDT
She tried to sneak in some asparagus with my steak and potatoes.
I brought something green of my own.
[img]wsphotofews.excite.com/036/D1/nw/Vo/KR46749.jpg[/img]

Asparagus=Yuck.[:X*]

My Kel-Tec P11 has been refinished in OD green by Derek at [b]AZEX[/b]. It's now the coolest frikkin P11 there is.
[url]www.azexarms.com[/url][:D]
Thanks again, Derek!!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:20:43 PM EDT
[#1]
you got some schmilkas on that fork.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:34:50 PM EDT
[#2]
Asparagus is the king of veggies. I love it. To each his own........
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:37:22 PM EDT
[#3]
That's the whitest looking beer I've ever seen.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:53:31 PM EDT
[#4]
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That's the whitest looking beer I've ever seen.
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That's Milk. I had 4 glasses of it and now I'm about to burst.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:56:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Potatos look kinda good, so does that chunk of meat.   But leave the shrubbage to the rabbits!   That Asparagus stuff especially drives me nuts.


Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:58:47 PM EDT
[#6]
I also love asparagus but it makes piss smell funny.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:00:28 PM EDT
[#7]
Asparagus is one step above Broccoli, and 2 steps above Brussels Sprouts.
Spinach and lettuce are the only good greens, IMHO.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:02:34 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:32:36 PM EDT
[#9]
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Asparagus is the king of veggies. I love it. To each his own........
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Hey, yeah, what else gives your urine that nice sorta skunky smell?
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:37:15 PM EDT
[#10]
You going to eat the gun Treetop?[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/nosh.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:48:08 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
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Asparagus is the king of veggies. I love it. To each his own........
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Hey, yeah, what else gives your urine that nice sorta skunky smell?
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Black mushrooms.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:51:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Where's the steak???? Looks like you have some taters and greens on a plate with a stunted hamburger..........
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 10:06:05 PM EDT
[#13]
Did you kill that meat with the Kel tec or is it so rare that you might have to kill it again (the best way to eat meat).

As for that green stuff feed it to a cow, then eat it.

Vegtables make meat, meat makes men.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 11:38:50 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 11:53:19 PM EDT
[#15]
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You need a phat pile of steamed brussel sprouts!  Yum!
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[:X*][puke]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 11:56:09 PM EDT
[#16]
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You need a phat pile of steamed brussel sprouts!  Yum!
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Brussel sproats are GOD's natural source of ball ammo.
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 12:05:38 AM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 12:06:16 AM EDT
[#18]
asparagus isn't that bad. I can tolerate just about any vegetable as long as I don't think about it while I'm eating it.

Would anyone care to explain why certain foods affect the characteristics of your excretions? I'm not particularly familiar with that, it'd be helpful if I know (a table would be good) what does what to your (list of bodily fluids).
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 12:08:47 AM EDT
[#19]
God,I hate the P11 more than Brussel sprouts and I frickin' HATE brussel sprouts!
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 7:38:14 PM EDT
[#20]
my ex GF always knew when i was eating asparagus,if you know what i mean!
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 7:49:45 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
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That's the whitest looking beer I've ever seen.
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That's Milk. I had 4 glasses of it and now I'm about to burst.
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Milk!?!. I will quote Arnold Schwarzeneger(in an austrian accent) " Milk is for babies, when you grow up you drink beer"
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 9:46:47 PM EDT
[#22]
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my ex GF always knew when i was eating asparagus,if you know what i mean!
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It's been said that Pineapple juice has the opposite effect.
[;)]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:54:29 AM EDT
[#23]
That Smell-Tec looks great in OD.

I was suprised how well all the parts parked before coating.

D.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 10:12:14 AM EDT
[#24]
Now all you need is its genetic opposite for a sweeet looking pair!!

[img]http://www.kel-tec.com/prod011.jpg[/img]

Nuckles.  [samsh]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 12:54:09 PM EDT
[#25]
Hey, I LIKE brussel sprouts!  And asparagus, and broccoli, and cabbage, and lima beans...

Mmmm, yummy!  [:D]

Of course, I like steak and potatoes, too.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 1:41:05 PM EDT
[#26]
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[img]wsphotofews.excite.com/036/D1/nw/Vo/KR46749.jpg[/img]
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You can't fool us, that's fresh goat meat, served with fresh goat milk!  You one of those "Afghan sleepers"?
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 2:17:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Next time throw a little oil and seasoning on the raw asparagus and then slap it on the grill next to the steak.  Grilled asparagus kicks ass!

[i]"How would you like your steak done?"
"Honey, just knock its horns off and wipe its ass."[/i]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 2:28:18 PM EDT
[#28]
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That's the whitest looking beer I've ever seen.
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Yea, what IS that stuff?
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 6:47:34 PM EDT
[#29]
YECH!
She tried it again tonight. We had teriyaki chicken breasts, and she tried to sneak some little trees in with my rice.
[img]wsphotofews.excite.com/037/BW/Uo/ue/lU29258.jpg[/img]

She told me lots of guys would love to have a hot meal cooked for them when they get home from work.

I ate [b]all[/b] the trees.


brocolli=yuck.
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