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Posted: 8/24/2006 11:32:25 AM EDT

Ok so i heard a noise downstaris and went to investigate. I went down there and there was a bottle of fabric softener on the ground in the laundry room. The garbage can in the laundry room was also pushed out towards the middle of the room. Then I came upstairs and took a shit and set my glock on the toilet tank lid. When I got up and flushed my glock was sliding across the lid. Whats the best round for ghosts? Where can I get one of those things from ghost busters.

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:33:21 AM EDT

[#1]

Maybe it was trying to flush your Glock

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:34:55 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Maybe it was trying to flush your Glock

That little bastard! This is war!

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:35:48 AM EDT

[#3]

You have angered the Pistol gods with your Glock idolatry.

j/k

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:37:30 AM EDT

[#4]

Sounds like you got a visit from JM Browning.

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:37:58 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maybe it was trying to flush your Glock

That little bastard! This is war!

You should kill that sum bitch right now before this gets out of hand. I think a .25 Auto is the best round for ghosts, or at least that is all they will get penetration on, so they have to be made for ghosts right?

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:38:06 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Sounds like you got a visit from JM Browning.

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:40:59 AM EDT

[#7]

There's no such thing as ghosts, and you didn't wash your hands before handling your Glock.

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:41:48 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
There's no such thing as ghosts, and you didn't wash your hands before handling your Glock.

I am undersiege at the shitter and you are condemning me for not washing! Sheesh!

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:44:04 AM EDT

[#9]

well first you gotta get an infrared, then put some "ghost rings" on your shotty....so you can sight them in....then you gotta scare them more than they can scare you....which pointing a 12ga point blank at their big blue/red/yellow/whatever color they appear on the IR should do the trick

that's the word on the street anyways lol j/k

okay if you really wanna scare them though.....just go kidnap hitlary clinton for awhile and present your problem to her....

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:44:18 AM EDT

[#10]

HEHE

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:44:54 AM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:47:16 AM EDT

[#12]

^^^^^

"I sort of miss the penis. - Ginger"

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:48:06 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/New_Claymore.sized.jpg

so you're gonna tie the ghost's arms (or garot him) then blow it up?

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:48:26 AM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:48:53 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There's no such thing as ghosts, and you didn't wash your hands before handling your Glock.

I am undersiege at the shitter and you are condemning me for not washing! Sheesh!

<Captain Carl>
Ooooohhh ...
A sailor travels to many lands
Anywhere he pleases
But he always remembers to wash his hands
So he don't catch no diseases!
</Captain Carl>

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:49:54 AM EDT

[#16]

Damn, now I'm scared. I'm currently shitting and my Glock is just outside of arm's reach on the edge of the counter. I wonder if a ghost is going to throw it on the ground? Oh wait, it's a Glock--it can handle anything shy of an idiot with crappy ammo.

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:51:32 AM EDT

[#17]

Maybe it wanted to say KaBOO!

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:52:04 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Damn, now I'm scared. I'm currently shitting and my Glock is just outside of arm's reach on the edge of the counter. I wonder if a ghost is going to throw it on the ground? Oh wait, it's a Glock--it can handle anything shy of an idiot with crappy ammo.

Thats just as it happened with me

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:53:06 AM EDT

[#19]

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Quoted:
You have angered the Pistol gods with your Glock idolatry.

Yeah, now you need an XD:)

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:54:06 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Maybe it wanted to say KaBOO!

O........................................M....................................G.......................

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:57:37 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Maybe it wanted to say KaBOO!

or was it POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so was the ghost hot?

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:59:03 AM EDT

[#22]

Quick..ya gotta cut X's (crosses) into your bullets or they won't work on ghosts.

Posted: 8/24/2006 11:59:19 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There's no such thing as ghosts, and you didn't wash your hands before handling your Glock.

I am undersiege at the shitter and you are condemning me for not washing! Sheesh!

Hygene is paramount.

When I had my ghost problem it sucked, but at least the bloody thing never messed with my guns.

(You have no idea how much I hated googling that image

)

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:00:37 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
You have angered the Pistol gods with your Glock idolatry.

j/k

Better give away your glock and buy a Sig. I will properly dispose of your glock for you. Just PM me and I will send you my adress. I will then take care of your problem. thanks.

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:01:14 PM EDT

[#25]

There is a logical explination for everything, Maybe while you were huffing and puffing and trying to use the toilet, you actually became light headed and dizzy causing you to hullucinate.

Or, Did you do LSD in your youth? Flashback maybe...

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:06:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
There is a logical explination for everything, Maybe while you were huffing and puffing and trying to use the toilet, you actually became light headed and dizzy causing you to hullucinate.

Or, Did you do LSD in your youth? Flashback maybe...

are you saying taking a dump can cause hallucinations!?

I know what I'm doing when 'i get home

eta: I pwnt pg. dos

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:09:54 PM EDT

[#27]

So if I do the crosses on the bullets thing, will it kill the ghosts or just make them goes away.

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:10:54 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/New_Claymore.sized.jpg

so you're gonna tie the ghost's arms (or garot him) then blow it up?

guessing you've never messed with a claymore before...it was a joke, glocks going kaboom, so on? clacker thing attached to (a guess -->) slashwire, then to claymore (always labled as "front towards enemy, but still confuse guys who think you should be able to read the warning from the back blast area and vise-versa)

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:13:18 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
So if I do the crosses on the bullets thing, will it kill the ghosts or just make them goes away.

Will kill the EVIL ghosts.

The rest are just your relatives making sure you don't masturbate.

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:14:09 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/New_Claymore.sized.jpg

so you're gonna tie the ghost's arms (or garot him) then blow it up?

guessing you've never messed with a claymore before...it was a joke, glocks going kaboom, so on? clacker thing attached to (a guess -->) slashwire, then to claymore (always labled as "front towards enemy, but still confuse guys who think you should be able to read the warning from the back blast area and vise-versa)

nope zero claymore experience.

but I do know what wire looks like

and I'm familiar with Gaston Grenade...so I put two and two together.

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:16:28 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Ok so i heard a noise downstaris and went to investigate. [...] Then I came upstairs and took a shit

Scared the shit outta ya, huh?

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:38:07 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:39:49 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Sounds like you got a visit from JM Browning.

Oh that's an excellent sig line!

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:41:00 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There's no such thing as ghosts, and you didn't wash your hands before handling your Glock.

I am undersiege at the shitter and you are condemning me for not washing! Sheesh!

Hygene is paramount.

When I had my ghost problem it sucked, but at least the bloody thing never messed with my guns.

(You have no idea how much I hated googling that image

)

Fixed it for ya.

Posted: 8/24/2006 12:43:50 PM EDT

[#35]

OMFG you said pooping!

Posted: 8/24/2006 3:02:46 PM EDT

[#36]

The fabric softener just flew off the washing machine again. Thats twice in one day, i think we have some serious paranormal activity, so I took steyraugs advice and shot it twice with the cross bullets. It hasnt moved yet.

Posted: 8/24/2006 3:14:06 PM EDT

[#37]

"The Proton Pack Is Not A Toy"

and this...

Ghost Trap:

Posted: 8/24/2006 3:17:50 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Proton Pack:

www.ghostbusters.org.uk/protonpic.jpg

and this...

Ghost Trap:
thefirehouse.ghostbustersinternational.com/trap.jpg

-Don't look at the trap!
-I looked at the trap, Ray...

Posted: 8/24/2006 3:21:16 PM EDT

[#39]

ghosts that can manilpulate objects in the physical world are pretty scary. The fact that it moved your gun is interesting. I wonder if it knew what it was and if it was trying to tell you something.

Posted: 8/24/2006 3:22:03 PM EDT

[#40]

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Posted: 8/24/2006 3:24:47 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!